Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 17)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Indiana Pacers beat the NY Knicks 93-82.)

(Ralph just watched the game on TV with Ed.)

Ralph: "What a bad game Norton. The Knicks just got clobbered."

Ed: "It's by the lowly Pacers. Now the Pacers have pushed the Knicks to the brink of defeat."

Ralph: "Yes, now with the Heat on the verge of beating the Bulls, the chances of the Knicks not going to Miami is almost nil. What a shame cause I heard that Miami Beach has got the best weather in the world."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "Well, I can't watch the game on Thursday. I got to go out to dinner with Trixie and her parents."

Ralph: "Well, you are not going to do that are you? You got to put your foot down. Tell her that instead of hanging out with her, you want to have the night out with me and watch the Knicks game."

Ed: "Then when I say that, I will start ducking."

Ralph: "You will not."

Ed: "Then, I must have entered the wrong house."

Ralph: "You did not. You are the KING. A man's home is his castle and in that castle, he's the king."

Ed: "Oh, I am. You are the king of yoru castle and you got the BUILD to match."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I also mean this about Miami Beach. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)