Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 13)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The NY Rangers won the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, 4 games to 3, by beating the Washington Capitals 5-0.)

(Ralph just watched the game at the bowling alley with Ed.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph, the Rangers exercised their demons and beat the Capitals. I mean really beat them."

Ralph: "5-0. Wow! Now it's on to the second round."

Ed: "Who would have thunk it Ralph? I know that I had a hard time believing."

Ralph: "Are you crazy? I knew the Rangers had it in them. They are now the team to beat."

Ed: "I hope you are right there Ralph. I just hope that they aren't too tired."

Ralph: "They won't be."

Ed: "I don't know Ralph. I saw a documentary on HBO about the Rangers. It is amazing how hard hockey players have it. After away games, they have to board flights at 12a. I am in la-la-la land by then."

Ralph: "You are ALWAYS in la-la-la land Norton. But we can all agree that New York is the team to beat."

(They both sing a song about New York being the team to beat.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)