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(The NY Islanders beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 6-4.)
(Alice & Trixie are playing cards.) Alice: "Trixie, you know our boys are going to be coming home any second praising the Islanders for tying the series." Trixie: "I know. They should be coming home any minute." (Ralph & Ed enter.) Ralph: "Hiya girls." Ed: "What a game. The Islanders came back from a one goal deficit and evened the series." Ralph: "Yes, our goal of seeing the Rangers and Islanders meeting each other in the third round are getting better." Ed: "You should have seen McGarrity in the hallway. He was upset." Alice: "Oh, he was?" Ralph: "Yes, that loudmouth was upset. He is just like the Penguins. He has two left feet. Ha ha ha." Ed: "I know that my co-workers are going to be excited. They love the fact that the Islanders play by the water." McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. YOUR TEAMS WILL LOSE." (Ralph goes to the window.) Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, WHO IS IT THAT EVERYONE HATES IN THIS BUILDING? WHO IS IT THAT IS WEAK? WHO IS IT THAT IS A LOUDMOUTH? WHO IS IT THAT IS GOING TO BE UPSET WHEN THEIR TEAM OR TEAMS DON'T WIN THE CUP. WHO IS IT?" Everyone (from outside, yells): "RALPH KRAMDEN!" (Ralph is upset. Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEET OUT!" (Ed leaves.) (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!" (Audience cheers.) |
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