Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 5) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 05-05-2013, 10:36 PM

(The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Rangers 5-4.)

(Ralph Kramden is calling WFAN to get on the Boomer & Carlton In The Morning.)

Boomer Eiason: "What a dissappointing Islander game last night. The Islanders lost 5-4 to the Penguins. We got a caller. It is Ralph Kramden from Brooklyn."

Ralph: "Hello?"

Craig Carlton (imitating Jerry Seinfeld): "HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! LA, LA, LA!"

(Ralph laughs.)

Carlton: "What is on your mind Mr. Kramden buddy boy."

Ralph: "Hello guys. I am calling on my break down at the Gotham Bus Company. I saw that Islander game. What a dissapointment."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed (loudly and not knowing that Ralph is on the phone): "HEY RALPH-IE BOY!"

Ralph: "Quiet Norton. I am on the phone. I am talking to Boomer and Carlton."

Boomer: "Boy, this is a first for us."

Ed (over phone and not knowing that his voice is heard): "Boomer and Carlton. I listen to their show every day down where I work in the sewer."

Carlton: "I think I might lose my breakfast."

Ralph: "Norton, you are embarrassing me. I want to talk about that Islander game yesterday."

Ed: "Oh yeah. I was upset too. All the people down in the sewer want a Rangers/Islanders third round matchup."

Ralph (yells): "NORTON YOU NUT! YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME."

Boomer: "Well, I think that the Penguins are a better team."

Ralph: "They are? Those Penguins players all have left feet. If I was on the ice, I would be unstoppable."

Ed (over phone and not knowing that his voice is being heard): "If you were on the ice, you would slip through the cracks."

Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

Craig Carlton: "That takes care of him. Next call please."

(Meanwhile people break up Ralph & Ed fighting.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "How sweet it is."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Ladies and gentlemen, we couldn't get Boomer Eiason and Craig Carlton down here because of their job in New York. But, I am sure that they would love to be down here in Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "And they know that the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

1960'sTVfan · 05-06-2013, 10:45 AM

These skits with Ralph and Ed discussing the NBA & NHL would be appropriate if the subject material was about the NBA & NHL of the 50's & 60's. For obvious reasons, having Ralph and Ed discuss modern day NBA & NHL in 2013 just doesn't ring true.

Frank Gannucci · 05-06-2013, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by retroTVfan4ever

These skits with Ralph and Ed discussing the NBA & NHL would be appropriate if the subject material was about the NBA & NHL of the 50's & 60's. For obvious reasons, having Ralph and Ed discuss modern day NBA & NHL in 2013 just doesn't ring true.

I know what you are trying to say. I got the idea for these skits from someone on the old honeymooners.net message board. I don't know who it was but they written a skit that talked about the Knicks/Heat series from 2000.

Frank Gannucci · 05-06-2013, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Gannucci

I know what you are trying to say. I got the idea for these skits from someone on the old honeymooners.net message board. I don't know who it was but they written a skit that talked about the Knicks/Heat series from 2000.

Also, I write these skits just for people's enjoyment.

05-05-2013, 10:36 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,072	Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 5) (The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Rangers 5-4.) (Ralph Kramden is calling WFAN to get on the Boomer & Carlton In The Morning.) Boomer Eiason: "What a dissappointing Islander game last night. The Islanders lost 5-4 to the Penguins. We got a caller. It is Ralph Kramden from Brooklyn." Ralph: "Hello?" Craig Carlton (imitating Jerry Seinfeld): "HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! LA, LA, LA!" (Ralph laughs.) Carlton: "What is on your mind Mr. Kramden buddy boy." Ralph: "Hello guys. I am calling on my break down at the Gotham Bus Company. I saw that Islander game. What a dissapointment." (Ed comes down.) Ed (loudly and not knowing that Ralph is on the phone): "HEY RALPH-IE BOY!" Ralph: "Quiet Norton. I am on the phone. I am talking to Boomer and Carlton." Boomer: "Boy, this is a first for us." Ed (over phone and not knowing that his voice is heard): "Boomer and Carlton. I listen to their show every day down where I work in the sewer." Carlton: "I think I might lose my breakfast." Ralph: "Norton, you are embarrassing me. I want to talk about that Islander game yesterday." Ed: "Oh yeah. I was upset too. All the people down in the sewer want a Rangers/Islanders third round matchup." Ralph (yells): "NORTON YOU NUT! YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME." Boomer: "Well, I think that the Penguins are a better team." Ralph: "They are? Those Penguins players all have left feet. If I was on the ice, I would be unstoppable." Ed (over phone and not knowing that his voice is being heard): "If you were on the ice, you would slip through the cracks." Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!" Craig Carlton: "That takes care of him. Next call please." (Meanwhile people break up Ralph & Ed fighting.) (Jackie walks on stage. Audience applauds.) Jackie: "How sweet it is." (Audience cheers.) Jackie: "Ladies and gentlemen, we couldn't get Boomer Eiason and Craig Carlton down here because of their job in New York. But, I am sure that they would love to be down here in Miami Beach." (Audience cheers.) Jackie: "And they know that the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!" (Audience cheers.)

05-06-2013, 10:45 AM	#2
1960'sTVfan Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 30, 2009 Posts: 6,126	These skits with Ralph and Ed discussing the NBA & NHL would be appropriate if the subject material was about the NBA & NHL of the 50's & 60's. For obvious reasons, having Ralph and Ed discuss modern day NBA & NHL in 2013 just doesn't ring true.