Things We Learned For Leave it To Beaver!

[Jack1000]

Hey Guys,

Let's do a Leave it to Beaver Game! Take any memorable quotes or situations from LITB characters and list them here!

1.) Adverbs always come at the end of sentences according to Beaver and Gilbert!

2.) According to Wally, Beaver only barely knows when if a word is an adverb or adjective if the word is "early!"

3.) Wally said he used to be afraid of a wooden Indian at a local shop!

4.) If Eddie is trapped on a cliff and Whitey sees him, Whitey will throw rocks at him!

5.) Eddie's afraid of the dark and being alone.

6.) Larry doesn't like the way June cooks meatloaf or carrots.

7.) Lumpy has a lopsided head, because "Daddy" said he slept on one side too much as a baby!

8.) Beaver said he doesn't like "Little heads of lettuce."

9.) In arithmetic, according to Beaver, a 70, 64, and a 52, doesn't add up to a B+.

10.) According to Lumpy, "A lot of fruit doesn't add up to a hunk of cake."

Jack

[tdr]

11. Whitey said when a character in a movie get "squooshed," it's really a double and not the name actor (Gilbert said "They don't squoosh anybody").

12. When June heard the 1st baseman of the team Wally is playing against is sick, she told Wally to not get too close to him. Wally said, "Gee, mom, if you hit the ball, you have to run the bases."

13. Ward said social activities planned by schools are really for the benefit of the mothers.

14. June says Ward's best friend is Fred Rutherford and Wally's is Eddie Haskell-- so, "what's wrong with this family?" Ward says, "Well, dear, can Wally and I help it if we're humanitarians?"

15. Angela Valentine has an extra toe, threw up in the cloak room (and no one would squeal on her), and lost the name plate from her bike at school.

[Jack1000]

16.) June once won a bathing cap at a swimming meet, but Wally says when they go to the beach you can hardly drag her near the water. She spent her summers with Aunt Martha, went to an girls' school, and once saw a fight in Madison Square Garden.

17.) Wally once ran away from home when he "was a kid." He sat at a railroad station for four hours and came home. Ward never knew this, but he told June about it the next day.

18.) Ward said that one of the office jokers put pencil shavings in Fred's coffee and Fred never even noticed! hahaha!

19.) Mr. Johnson the elementary school janitor never watches the girls exit at the school because Wally says "Girls never do anything bad."

20.) Ms. Landers once took Beaver's whole class to a Chinese Restaurant.

21.) The Chinese Restaurant where Beaver was supposed to go out to with Gilbert and his parents gives extra shrimp for party's of four or more people. Beaver had to stay home and read "The Three Musketeers" so the Bates' got no extra shrimp that night.

Jack

[Jack1000]

22.) Larry wants to be a doctor when he grows up, because "You get paid good money, and you never get sick!"

23.) Larry found a four-leaf clover once, he said, "some good stuff happened, but it might have happened if I hadn't found it."

24.) Larry's Mother was a dental nurse. She met his father because, "he had cavities!" hahaha!

Jack

[Torgo]

25.) Eddie is allergic to mayonnaise.

[dahur1]

June: "Ward, anything good in the paper today..?"
Ward: "Oh, they always have the football scores only up to the third quarter.."
June: "Well, can't you call the newspaper, and have them start the games earlier..? "

(Wards gives her "the look")



Beaver talking to Eddie, in a friendly tone:
"Eddie, nobody likes you...not even Wally, and he's your best friend..."

[dahur1]

George Haskell to Ward:
"Ward, your son Beaver has put a Voodoo curse on my son Eddie..."
Ward: "Well, have you called in a good witch doctor yet..?"

[Jack1000]

Originally Posted by dahur1

June: "Ward, anything good in the paper today..?"
26.) Ward: "Oh, they always have the football scores only up to the third quarter.."
June: "Well, can't you call the newspaper, and have them start the games earlier..? "

(Wards gives her "the look")



27.)Beaver talking to Eddie, in a friendly tone:
"Eddie, nobody likes you...not even Wally, and he's your best friend..."

28.) June asks another football question:

"Ward, why do they have so many timeouts at the end of the game? Why not have some in the middle of the game when the players are tired too? Ward says, "Look you went, you had a good time, why spoil the game trying to understand it?

[Jack1000]

Originally Posted by dahur1

George Haskell to Ward:
29.) "Ward, your son Beaver has put a Voodoo curse on my son Eddie..."
Ward: "Well, have you called in a good witch doctor yet..?"

30.) In first grade, Beaver played the Big Bad Wolf in Little Red Riding Hood and forgot his lines. Mrs. Rayburn had to growl from behind the scenery.

31.) Fred Rutherford once found a half-eaten hot dog in his car.

32.) At The White Fox, Wally and Jule Foster had "Filet of Sole Almande, and two tossed green salads with the special White Fox dressing.

33.) The Belport Amusement Park's Roller Coaster is named, "The Big Dipper."

Jack

[dahur1]

"Beaver: "Dad, could I ask you something..?
How come there's guys like Lumpy...who pick on littler guys..?"
Ward: "Well, there are a lot of psychological answers to that Beaver."
Beaver: "But we really fixed him didn't we Dad..?"
Ward: "Well, yeah..indirectly I guess. But the important thing to remember Beaver, is that there will always be people like Lumpy. You know..people who trample on other people in order to get what they want. And sometimes you just can't do anything about them. You just have to live with them...to get along with them."
Beaver: "You mean you can't beat people like that Dad..?"
Ward: "Oh yeah...sure you can Beaver.
You can beat them by never becoming like them."

[OH Nuts!]

34. Pearls cover hallows.
35. Beaver is a little goof.
36. Judy Hensler is a rat and brown-nose
37. It REALLY isn't a cup of soup up there on the billboard!
38. Big overweight dum -dums call their father "daddy"
39. Lumpy is a fine young lad (according to "daddy")
40. It's "young Theodore" to you, you big b.s. artist.
42. Hunks of cake go good with milk.
43. Eddie likes to give little squirts "the business"

[Jack1000]

44.) Beaver thought school never prepared you for anything-just something you gotta sit through!
45.) The best kind of party according to Beaver is without girls!
46.) Beaver's football teams' secret play was "Old 98."
47.) Wally says, just cuz he's Beaver's brother doesn't make him automatically stupid!
48.) Beaver only knows how to play seven notes of America on his clarinet. He could go further, but than it wouldn't be America! LOL!
49.) Beaver and Wally once had a ping pong table, but only used it for three weeks, now it just sits in the garage.
50.) Wally almost got a Mohawk haircut, but Ward stopped Eddie Haskell with the clippers, "just in time."

Jack

[loaferman]

That Ward was often too rough on The Beaver.

[mrbreezeet1]

Originally Posted by tdr

15. Angela Valentine has an extra toe, threw up in the cloak room (and no one would squeal on her), and lost the name plate from her bike at school.

Angela Valentine lost her Bite plate

She also ate library paste..............................LOL

[mrbreezeet1]

Originally Posted by OH Nuts!

42. Hunks of cake go good with hunks of milk.

fixed it

(Wally actually said that more than 1 time)