Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 6) (The NY Knicks beat the Boston Celtics 90-76.)

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game from the Raccoon Lodge.)

Ed: "Boy, those Knicks are really cooking Ralph-ie boy."

Ralph: "Yes they are. I can't wait for the Knicks to win this round. This would be their first playoff series win since 2000."

Ed: "They might play the Heat and get revenge on the Heat for beating them last year."

Ralph: "How sweet would that be."

(Audience cheers.)

Ralph: "Maybe the Knicks will win right near that sun and fun capital of the world, Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "Or maybe the Heat will scorch them."

Ralph: "Don't say that Norton. I am still recovering from that. We need a NY team to win the NBA title. We have gone 40 years without winning an NBA title. That is 40 years too long. I feel like that kid in the movie Crooklyn that wants to see his team win a title and be so sad when he misses it."

(Ed blows his nose out of sadness.)

Ed: "That is cruel, cruel, cruel."

Ralph: "We need to show the rest of the basketball team who is boss."

(The sing a song about the Knicks and Nets being the best team in the world.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. How sweet it is."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)