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04-11-2013, 05:28 PM
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Freakshow
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Oh Boy... "The Karate Kid" Gets XXX Parody
DreamZone Announces May Release for Karate Kid XXX
Apr 11th, 2013 DreamZone Entertainment has announced a late May release for its newest feature-length parody, Karate Kid XXX: A DreamZone Parody. The porn satire of the 1984 film stars Diana Prince in the role of Daniel’s mom and Tommy Pistol as Daniel, the Karate Kid. In addition to top liners Prince and Pistol, Karate Kid XXX: A DreamZone Parody features a cast comprised of Katie St. Ives, Gia Grace, Anissa Kate, Evan Stone, Billy Glide, Ralph Long, Michael Vegas, and special guest Ron Jeremy. Karate Kid XXX: a DreamZone Parody is a two-disc deluxe collector’s edition that will also include versions of some of DreamZone’s parody adaptions, as well as bonus scenes, trailers and photo galleries. The plot of the parody follows Daniel's mother as she moves the family out to California with high hopes of porn stardom. While she pursues her dreams and every dick in town, Daniel aspires to fend off the local bullies. Sympathetic to his plight, Daniel’s perverted neighbor Mr. Miyagi trains him to fight. With the All-Valley Karate Tournament just a day away, will Daniel be ready? Will his insatiable mother stop craving ****? Will a double-penetration scene slow down the evil Cobra Kai? “We’re very happy to announce a May release for Karate Kid XXX: a DreamZone Parody,” DreamZone Entertainment Vice President Adam Hasner said. “The original movie is perfect source material for a porn parody, and Van Anderson has done a fantastic job of bringing the perfect balance of action-packed romance and hot sex to the screen. Diana Prince and Tommy Pistol are amazing as the lead characters, and really own the roles of Lucille and Danielle.” http://business.avn.com/company-news...XX-512948.html |
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04-24-2013, 07:59 PM
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04-25-2013, 03:07 AM
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Poor Pat Morita must be spinning in his grave!!
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04-25-2013, 11:56 AM
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ugh.....
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04-25-2013, 12:37 PM
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Talk about a sick joke this should not be legal to make fun of TV Shows and Movies out of porn creepy lol
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04-25-2013, 01:37 PM
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This looks better than the remake, lol.
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04-25-2013, 01:41 PM
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I guess ths is how some people "get their kicks"!!
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04-26-2013, 09:07 PM
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Yeah like perverted men lol
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04-26-2013, 09:26 PM
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Gives new meaning to the term "wax off"
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