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Bootsy Whoosh · 02-10-2002, 04:54 AM

I don't know the source but it looks like The Onion fare....

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(February 7, 2002) Beijing -- Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than "that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of" in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name.

"Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs.

Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the 'Axis of Somewhat Evil', forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the 'Axis of Occasionally Evil', while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the 'Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable'.

With the criteria suddenly expanded, and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the 'Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics'; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the 'Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America', while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the 'Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick'.

"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the 'Axis of Countries Whose Names End in -guay', accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Kitt · 02-10-2002, 11:07 AM

That's great Bootsy! I heard that Switzerland, Sweden and Pokemon applied for axis of "Hey, what about us?"

Meg07945 · 02-10-2002, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh
I don't know the source but it looks like The Onion fare....

LOL!!!

Anyway, it's from http://www.satirewire.com but click HERE! for the whole article!

Max Whittaker · 02-10-2002, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by kittflynn
That's great Bootsy! I heard that Switzerland, Sweden and Pokemon applied for axis of "Hey, what about us?"

Uhhhhhhhh...?...

Great Bootsy!

GoldenFamilyTies · 02-10-2002, 02:29 PM

LOL

Lynn · 02-11-2002, 03:25 AM

Funny stuff!

Chocoholic · 02-11-2002, 04:37 PM

And I heard that Italy, China, and Mexico are applying to be the Axis of Countries Whose Cuisines are Very Popular in America.

02-10-2002, 04:54 AM	#1
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	Axis of Evil (Funny!) I don't know the source but it looks like The Onion fare.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (February 7, 2002) Beijing -- Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than "that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of" in his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool." International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the 'Axis of Somewhat Evil', forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the 'Axis of Occasionally Evil', while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the 'Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable'. With the criteria suddenly expanded, and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the 'Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics'; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the 'Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America', while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the 'Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick'. "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the 'Axis of Countries Whose Names End in -guay', accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.
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02-10-2002, 11:07 AM	#2
Kitt James Dean Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 16, 2001 Location: California Dreamin' Posts: 6,115	Pokemon That's great Bootsy! I heard that Switzerland, Sweden and Pokemon applied for axis of "Hey, what about us?"
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02-10-2002, 02:29 PM	#5
GoldenFamilyTies Por siempre tú Senior Member Join Date: Jan 15, 2002 Location: United States Posts: 1,329	LOL

02-11-2002, 03:25 AM	#6
Lynn Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 07, 2001 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 744	Funny stuff!

02-11-2002, 04:37 PM	#7
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	And I heard that Italy, China, and Mexico are applying to be the Axis of Countries Whose Cuisines are Very Popular in America.