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AB · 01-22-2013, 05:06 PM

This article was in todays newspaper. It's both funny & a little sad.
http://www.theleafchronicle.com/arti...S01/301210034/

Torgo · 01-23-2013, 11:06 AM

He better buy himself one of these-

http://altatac.store.buy.com/p/Every...246799995.html

dlemond · 01-23-2013, 11:11 AM

More like "Drunk Man Stumbles And Yells"

Not much to that story.

Penny Lane · 01-23-2013, 01:07 PM

I wonder if this guy was born in Florida?

dlemond · 01-23-2013, 02:11 PM

All the guy did was yell "zombies".

From that they jump to "Fears Zombie Attack"

What if he was yelling "Hookers!"
Would they say he feared an overload of prostitutes coming?

AB · 01-23-2013, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlemond

All the guy did was yell "zombies".

From that they jump to "Fears Zombie Attack"

What if he was yelling "Hookers!"
Would they say he feared an overload of prostitutes coming?

^ Probably so. I bet the cops had a good laugh over that arrest. And I'm glad he didn't stumble in to my yard yelling Zombies.

AB · 01-23-2013, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Lane

I wonder if this guy was born in Florida?

It wouldn't surprise me, if he was.

01-22-2013, 05:06 PM	#1
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01-23-2013, 11:11 AM	#3
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	More like "Drunk Man Stumbles And Yells" Not much to that story.
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01-23-2013, 01:07 PM	#4
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,300	I wonder if this guy was born in Florida?
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01-23-2013, 02:11 PM	#5
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	All the guy did was yell "zombies". From that they jump to "Fears Zombie Attack" What if he was yelling "Hookers!" Would they say he feared an overload of prostitutes coming?