A Honeymooners Election Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Kramdens and Nortons are in Washington D.C. They are at the hotel that is right near the White House. All of them are sharing a room.)

Ralph: "Take your time Alice and Trixie getting us those newspapers. Me and Norton will be right here ralking."

Girls: "All right."

(They leave.)

Ralph: "Norton, I am wondering what the next four years are going to be like. I know who I voted for. I took advantage of early voting."

Ed: "I did too. When I looked at the ballot, I didn't realize that there was so many people running for the Presidency."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Norton, those people are running for other offices."

Ed: "Oh...you know that I voted for Obama and I know that you voted for Mitt."

Ralph: "Yes and I remember the fact that we had a squabble over it. Norton, you are allowed to vote for whoever you want. We aren't ruled under that loser Saddam who would kill people that voted against him as well as the person running against him."

Ed: "What a loser."

Ralph: "I can't wait to see the reception is going to be like on the White House lawn when the winner is announced if there is going to be one. If there is one, it ain't going to be like the night Osama was announced dead."

Ed: "I got a feeling that the next four years are going to be better whoever wins the Presidency. This country has got a long way to go."

Ralph: "You can say that again pal. God Bless America."

(They both sing "God Bless America." Audience applauds loudly at the end.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Thank you. I certainly hope that all of you exercised your freedom by voting. I do have a feeling that the next four years will be better. The American audiences, especially the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"