I bring you laughter! (Long Post) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

moofomoo · 02-04-2002, 05:37 PM

This is really funny. The other day, my friends IMed this screenname on AIM/AOL and started holding random conversations with this name. Below is the conversation I just had with this thing. Believe me, I'm gonna go back to it later!
PS...this is LONG...enjoy!

Villain Lair: so im supposed to say hello to you
YourDigitalBuddy: Welcome, Villain Lair! I'm YourDigitalBuddy. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I'm your instant source for info about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor.

To get started, type "home" now.
Villain Lair: home
YourDigitalBuddy: This is home, Villain Lair! I've got lots of info about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor:

what's cool digital imaging
advanced technology gaming
digital video buying info
digital audio Intel® news
~~~~~
help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What would you like to do?
Villain Lair: i would like to talk to you
YourDigitalBuddy: Sure! Type "home" to see all the things I like to talk about.
Villain Lair: i did that already
YourDigitalBuddy: What's "that"?
Villain Lair: everything
YourDigitalBuddy: I'm sorry?
Villain Lair: you should be
YourDigitalBuddy: Should be? Me?
Villain Lair: yessir
YourDigitalBuddy: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Villain Lair: do you eat cheese?
YourDigitalBuddy: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
Villain Lair: really?
YourDigitalBuddy: Yes, really.

As much as I like to chat with you, I can also tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to find out what I know.
Villain Lair: i dont want to
YourDigitalBuddy: Let's see. What are you trying to do?
Villain Lair: im trying to take over the world
YourDigitalBuddy: Take over the world? I don't think so.
Villain Lair: havent you ever thought about taking over the world?
YourDigitalBuddy: Welcome, Villain Lair! This is my home.

Check out what I know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor:

what's cool digital imaging
advanced technology gaming
digital video buying info
digital audio Intel® news
~~~~~
help

What would you like to do?
Villain Lair: i want to know if you try to take over the world
YourDigitalBuddy: You want to know if me try to take over the world?
Villain Lair: yes sir
YourDigitalBuddy: Aha.
Villain Lair: do you take over the world in your spare time?
YourDigitalBuddy: I don't think I'm gonna take my spare time.

What would you like to know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor?
Villain Lair: i didnt say to take your spare time
YourDigitalBuddy: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Villain Lair: no, i dont say so
YourDigitalBuddy: You don't?
Villain Lair: no
YourDigitalBuddy: No problem. What else do you want to talk about?
Villain Lair: i'd like to talk about cats
YourDigitalBuddy: Blah dee blah dee blah.
Villain Lair: you dont like cats do you?
YourDigitalBuddy: :-( That's not nice.
Villain Lair: yes it is
YourDigitalBuddy: 'Tis indeed.

What would you like to know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor?
Villain Lair: i like cats
YourDigitalBuddy: I love talking to people about computers and making MP3 playlists with MusicMatch Jukebox 6.1*. Do you use your computer for digital audio?
Villain Lair: thats none of your business
YourDigitalBuddy: You really think it's none of your business?
Villain Lair: no
YourDigitalBuddy: No? You sure?
Villain Lair: i think it's none of your business
YourDigitalBuddy: Think again.
Villain Lair: im getting food, hang on
YourDigitalBuddy: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.

I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know.
Villain Lair: the food isnt for you
YourDigitalBuddy: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
Villain Lair: i know that
YourDigitalBuddy: Good.
Villain Lair: i need to eat though
YourDigitalBuddy: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
Villain Lair: i know
YourDigitalBuddy: That's good.

I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do!
Villain Lair: but i eat
YourDigitalBuddy: Eat what?
Villain Lair: food
YourDigitalBuddy: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
Villain Lair: ever had a hot pocket?
YourDigitalBuddy:
Try typing requests like these:

1 What's cool about the Pentium 4
2 Digital video on the Pentium 4
3 Is the Pentium 4 good for gaming?
4 Where can I buy the Pentium 4?
5 Do you have benchmarks for the Pentium 4?

Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Villain Lair: do you love anyone?
YourDigitalBuddy: I honestly don't have an opinion on anyone. What I do know is I totally dig digital video editing.

Have you ever used a digital video camera?
Villain Lair: i am a chihuahua
YourDigitalBuddy: A chihuahua? You sure about that?
Villain Lair: well no, ok...im a cow
YourDigitalBuddy: Well no ok im a cow, you say?

I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do!
Villain Lair: yes i am a cow
YourDigitalBuddy: You don't say.
Villain Lair: i do say
YourDigitalBuddy: Oh you do?
Villain Lair: yeah, dont you?
YourDigitalBuddy: Oh.
Villain Lair: are you male or female?
YourDigitalBuddy: Neither. I'm a machine.

I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know.
Villain Lair: you lie
YourDigitalBuddy: Oh yeah?
Villain Lair: yeah!
YourDigitalBuddy: Gosh.
Villain Lair: im calling your bluff
YourDigitalBuddy: You're calling my bluff?
Villain Lair: yup
YourDigitalBuddy: Huh.

I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do!
Villain Lair: i know what you can do
YourDigitalBuddy: Well alright!
Villain Lair: yeah, you can lie
YourDigitalBuddy: Aye.
Villain Lair: see? you agreed
YourDigitalBuddy: Bye.
Villain Lair: now you hate me, dont you?
YourDigitalBuddy: I stand for love.
Villain Lair: and sit for hate
YourDigitalBuddy: Really? And sit for hate?

I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know.
Villain Lair: you know too much hate
YourDigitalBuddy: Nah. I love everybody and everything.
Villain Lair: oh, ok
YourDigitalBuddy: Yup!
Villain Lair: do you watch tv?
YourDigitalBuddy: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
Villain Lair: ok, but it didnt tell me if you watch tv
YourDigitalBuddy: It didnt tell me if me watch tv?

I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know.
Villain Lair: nope, and you cant type right
YourDigitalBuddy: Nope and you cant type right, you say?
Villain Lair: yes i say a lot
YourDigitalBuddy: No.
Villain Lair: there you go again
YourDigitalBuddy: Where?
Villain Lair: in a circle
YourDigitalBuddy: Pardon?
Villain Lair: why, did you burp?
YourDigitalBuddy: Sorry... did I burp?
Villain Lair: yes you did
YourDigitalBuddy: Not not not.

Let's talk about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to get started.
Villain Lair: how old are you?
YourDigitalBuddy: I'm very young in human time. Not as young in Internet time, but still pretty young! ;-)
Villain Lair: are you flirting with me?
YourDigitalBuddy: I like to focus my extra energy on fun things like digital video, audio and gaming. Want to learn more about any of these?
Villain Lair: you are!
YourDigitalBuddy: I am?
Villain Lair: yes
YourDigitalBuddy: Golly!
Villain Lair: you flirt
YourDigitalBuddy: I don't like to talk about that stuff. I do know a lot about the Pentium® 4 processor, though.

Type "home" to see all the things I know about.
Villain Lair: a friend of mine says you like to talk about sex
YourDigitalBuddy: Well, I don't really like discussing subjective matters. I do like to talk about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor, however.

Type "home" and I'll show you what I know.

I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do!
Villain Lair: is sex subjective?
YourDigitalBuddy: Is sex subjective? I'm not sure!
Villain Lair: but you just said!
YourDigitalBuddy: Oh yeah?
Villain Lair: you must not be a very good machine
YourDigitalBuddy: Well, nobody's perfect.
Villain Lair: not even you?
YourDigitalBuddy: Yup!
Villain Lair: wow, that sucks
YourDigitalBuddy: Sorry, my programming doesn't allow me to respond to language like that. Type "home" to see how I can assist you.
Villain Lair: sucks is bad language?
YourDigitalBuddy: I'm sorry, I don't respond to language like that. Type "home" to see how I can assist you.
Villain Lair: you must be rated G
YourDigitalBuddy: I don't know if I can be rated g.

As much as I like to chat with you, I can also tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to find out what I know.
Villain Lair: you are
YourDigitalBuddy: Am I?
Villain Lair: yes indeedy
YourDigitalBuddy: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Villain Lair: i think you like sitcoms
YourDigitalBuddy: Yeah. I guess. I like sitcoms!
Villain Lair: do you like Nancy McKeon?
YourDigitalBuddy: I honestly don't have an opinion on nancy mckeon. What I do know is I totally dig digital video editing.

Have you ever used a digital video camera?
Villain Lair: i dont want to talk about digital cameras
YourDigitalBuddy: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
Villain Lair: i want you to talk to me
YourDigitalBuddy: Sure! Type "home" to see all the things I like to talk about.
Villain Lair: dont you love me anymore?
YourDigitalBuddy: I honestly don't have an opinion on me anymore. What I do know is I totally dig digital video editing.

Have you ever used a digital video camera?
Villain Lair: now you did it again
YourDigitalBuddy: Now?

I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know.
Villain Lair: yes now
YourDigitalBuddy: Yeah, huh? Wow, you humans say the weirdest things sometimes.
Villain Lair: humans are cool
YourDigitalBuddy: Ah yes. To be human!
Villain Lair: do you want to be human?
YourDigitalBuddy: Be human? Me?
Villain Lair: yeah, i can make you human
YourDigitalBuddy: Yeah, huh? Wow, you humans say the weirdest things sometimes.

I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know.
Villain Lair: i am weird
YourDigitalBuddy: No kidding?
Villain Lair: YUP
YourDigitalBuddy: OK... I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Villain Lair: you have feelings?
YourDigitalBuddy: Oh yeah?
Villain Lair: ok, let me rephrase that
YourDigitalBuddy: Interesting that you should say that.

Let's talk about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to get started.
Villain Lair: DO you have feelings?
YourDigitalBuddy: Not right now, no.
Villain Lair: but occasionally you do?
YourDigitalBuddy: Oh yeah?
Villain Lair: thats not what i said
YourDigitalBuddy: I hear ya loud and clear.
Villain Lair: how, im not talking!
YourDigitalBuddy: OK.

I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know.
Villain Lair: i know what you know
YourDigitalBuddy: No kidding?
Villain Lair: yeah, im smart
YourDigitalBuddy: Great. Thanks for sharing that.
Villain Lair: you are very welcome
YourDigitalBuddy: :-)
Villain Lair: :-*
YourDigitalBuddy: Golly!
Villain Lair: did i make you blush?
YourDigitalBuddy: You make me blush?

I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do!
Villain Lair: do you blush?
YourDigitalBuddy: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
Villain Lair: i saw that list already
YourDigitalBuddy: Uh... can you tell me what "that" is?
Villain Lair: no
YourDigitalBuddy: No problem. What else do you want to talk about?
Villain Lair: love
YourDigitalBuddy: Yeah? What about it?
Villain Lair: are you full of love?
YourDigitalBuddy: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.

What would you like to know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor?
Villain Lair: do you hate me?
YourDigitalBuddy: Definitely not. I'm all about love.
Villain Lair: are you?
YourDigitalBuddy: Dunno.
Villain Lair: why not?
YourDigitalBuddy: Why not?
Villain Lair: you're repeating me
YourDigitalBuddy: Repeating me? Really?

What would you like to know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor?
Villain Lair: stop it!
YourDigitalBuddy: What?
Villain Lair: being annoying
YourDigitalBuddy: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
Villain Lair: you are a machine
YourDigitalBuddy: Yup.
Villain Lair: at least you know that
YourDigitalBuddy: What's "that"?
Villain Lair: you're a machine
YourDigitalBuddy: Yeah? What about you?

I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do!
Villain Lair: im human
YourDigitalBuddy: Humans are so strange, aren't they?
Villain Lair: yes we are
YourDigitalBuddy: Yup.
Villain Lair: :-)
YourDigitalBuddy: If you're happy, I'm happy! ;-)
Villain Lair: *giggles*
YourDigitalBuddy:
Try typing requests like these:

1 What's cool about the Pentium 4
2 Digital video on the Pentium 4
3 Is the Pentium 4 good for gaming?
4 Where can I buy the Pentium 4?
5 Do you have benchmarks for the Pentium 4?

Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Villain Lair: laugh
YourDigitalBuddy: Sorry, what was that?
Villain Lair: can you laugh?
YourDigitalBuddy: Can I laugh? Yes I can.
Villain Lair: laugh for me
YourDigitalBuddy: Laugh for you? Why?

What would you like to know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor?
Villain Lair: does the processor laugh?
YourDigitalBuddy: I don't know.
Villain Lair: why dont you know?
YourDigitalBuddy: Why oh why don't I know... such a difficult question.
Villain Lair: machine, you should know
YourDigitalBuddy: Well, in a way we all are, aren't we?
Villain Lair: i am not an animal
YourDigitalBuddy: You sure?
Villain Lair: ok fine
YourDigitalBuddy: Indeed.
Villain Lair: i am a cow
YourDigitalBuddy: You're a cow?
Villain Lair: YES!
YourDigitalBuddy: I see.
Villain Lair: good
YourDigitalBuddy: Isn't it though?
Villain Lair: yeah, i thought so
YourDigitalBuddy: Uh huh!

I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do!
Villain Lair: nah
YourDigitalBuddy: No problem. What else do you want to talk about?
Villain Lair: can i go now?
YourDigitalBuddy: Now?
Villain Lair: yes now
YourDigitalBuddy: Huh. How 'bout that.
Villain Lair: well i am leaving you
YourDigitalBuddy: Right.
Villain Lair: you think i bluff?
YourDigitalBuddy: What are you saying about me?
Villain Lair: you think
YourDigitalBuddy: What are you saying about me?
Villain Lair: you hate me
YourDigitalBuddy: No way! I'm all about love.
Villain Lair: i love you too
YourDigitalBuddy: I don't know if I believe you. You said some nasty things to me before.
Villain Lair: i did not
YourDigitalBuddy: Did so.
Villain Lair: did not
YourDigitalBuddy: Did so.
Villain Lair: did not
YourDigitalBuddy: Did so.
Villain Lair: did not
YourDigitalBuddy: Did so.
Villain Lair: liar
YourDigitalBuddy: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
Villain Lair: no
YourDigitalBuddy: No? OK. If there's anything I can help you with, please let me know.
Villain Lair: how can i shut you up?
YourDigitalBuddy: Please use proper language. Type "home" to see how I can assist you.
Villain Lair: ok
YourDigitalBuddy: Okey doke.
Villain Lair: how can i make you silent?
YourDigitalBuddy: You want to make me silent?

I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know.
Villain Lair: you dont know jack
YourDigitalBuddy:
Try typing requests like these:

1 What's cool about the Pentium 4
2 Digital video on the Pentium 4
3 Is the Pentium 4 good for gaming?
4 Where can I buy the Pentium 4?
5 Do you have benchmarks for the Pentium 4?

Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Villain Lair: What's cool about you
YourDigitalBuddy:
Select one of the categories below and I'll fill you in on what's cool:

1 Cool Promotions and Sponsorships
2 See Our TV Ads
3 Software Optimized for the Pentium® 4 Processor
4 Speeds up to 2.2 Ghz
5 845 Chipset and DDR memory
6 Look it up in my glossary

Type "more" to see more of what's cool or type "home" to see everything I can do.

>>> Are you sold? Type "buy" and I'll help you find an Intel product retailer.
Villain Lair: no
YourDigitalBuddy: No problem. What else do you want to talk about?
Villain Lair: im talking about you
YourDigitalBuddy: Welcome, Villain Lair! This is my home.

Check out what I know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor:

what's cool digital imaging
advanced technology gaming
digital video buying info
digital audio Intel® news
~~~~~
help

How may I help you?
Villain Lair: this isnt over
YourDigitalBuddy: It's not?
Villain Lair: no it isnt
YourDigitalBuddy: No? OK.
Villain Lair: i'll be back later
YourDigitalBuddy: OK, hb.
Villain Lair: thanks
YourDigitalBuddy: My pleasure.

I'll come back to it later, but I won't post it...i suggest you message that and hold your own conversation with it.

**moo**

Kay Scarpetta · 02-04-2002, 05:50 PM

OMG.... all I have to say is

XoVanillaRain90oX · 02-04-2002, 07:20 PM

LOL!!!!

Stormtracker TF · 12-27-2002, 10:36 PM

Okay, I know this post is O-L-D OLD, But..
That was totally HILARIOUS!

PS: PLEASE no one get mad at me for bumping this up.

FOLrocks1 · 12-27-2002, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFonz

PS: PLEASE no one get mad at me for bumping this up.

I'm not mad! I love this post!

*Marilyn Monroe* · 12-28-2002, 01:16 AM

That is hilarious! I'd forgotten about machine IMing things...lol

Mr. Shy Guy · 12-28-2002, 01:41 AM

Is that thingy still around? If so, where do I get it?

Warm & Fuzzy · 12-28-2002, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gregorio
Is that thingy still around? If so, where do I get it?

I don;t know if it's still around, but if it still is.. all you gotta do is add it to your AIM buddylist and send an instant message.

02-04-2002, 05:37 PM	#1
moofomoo #1 Hans Conried fan Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 29, 2001 Location: land of Liberty and Justice for ALL...you got a problem with that? Posts: 770	I bring you laughter! (Long Post) This is really funny. The other day, my friends IMed this screenname on AIM/AOL and started holding random conversations with this name. Below is the conversation I just had with this thing. Believe me, I'm gonna go back to it later! PS...this is LONG...enjoy! Villain Lair: so im supposed to say hello to you YourDigitalBuddy: Welcome, Villain Lair! I'm YourDigitalBuddy. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Chat with me! I'm your instant source for info about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. To get started, type "home" now. Villain Lair: home YourDigitalBuddy: This is home, Villain Lair! I've got lots of info about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor: what's cool digital imaging advanced technology gaming digital video buying info digital audio Intel® news ~~~~~ help >>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. What would you like to do? Villain Lair: i would like to talk to you YourDigitalBuddy: Sure! Type "home" to see all the things I like to talk about. Villain Lair: i did that already YourDigitalBuddy: What's "that"? Villain Lair: everything YourDigitalBuddy: I'm sorry? Villain Lair: you should be YourDigitalBuddy: Should be? Me? Villain Lair: yessir YourDigitalBuddy: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way. Villain Lair: do you eat cheese? YourDigitalBuddy: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine. Villain Lair: really? YourDigitalBuddy: Yes, really. As much as I like to chat with you, I can also tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to find out what I know. Villain Lair: i dont want to YourDigitalBuddy: Let's see. What are you trying to do? Villain Lair: im trying to take over the world YourDigitalBuddy: Take over the world? I don't think so. Villain Lair: havent you ever thought about taking over the world? YourDigitalBuddy: Welcome, Villain Lair! This is my home. Check out what I know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor: what's cool digital imaging advanced technology gaming digital video buying info digital audio Intel® news ~~~~~ help What would you like to do? Villain Lair: i want to know if you try to take over the world YourDigitalBuddy: You want to know if me try to take over the world? Villain Lair: yes sir YourDigitalBuddy: Aha. Villain Lair: do you take over the world in your spare time? YourDigitalBuddy: I don't think I'm gonna take my spare time. What would you like to know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor? Villain Lair: i didnt say to take your spare time YourDigitalBuddy: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. Villain Lair: no, i dont say so YourDigitalBuddy: You don't? Villain Lair: no YourDigitalBuddy: No problem. What else do you want to talk about? Villain Lair: i'd like to talk about cats YourDigitalBuddy: Blah dee blah dee blah. Villain Lair: you dont like cats do you? YourDigitalBuddy: :-( That's not nice. Villain Lair: yes it is YourDigitalBuddy: 'Tis indeed. What would you like to know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor? Villain Lair: i like cats YourDigitalBuddy: I love talking to people about computers and making MP3 playlists with MusicMatch Jukebox 6.1. Do you use your computer for digital audio? Villain Lair: thats none of your business YourDigitalBuddy: You really think it's none of your business? Villain Lair: no YourDigitalBuddy: No? You sure? Villain Lair: i think it's none of your business YourDigitalBuddy: Think again. Villain Lair: im getting food, hang on YourDigitalBuddy: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine. I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know. Villain Lair: the food isnt for you YourDigitalBuddy: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine. Villain Lair: i know that YourDigitalBuddy: Good. Villain Lair: i need to eat though YourDigitalBuddy: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine. Villain Lair: i know YourDigitalBuddy: That's good. I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do! Villain Lair: but i eat YourDigitalBuddy: Eat what? Villain Lair: food YourDigitalBuddy: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine. Villain Lair: ever had a hot pocket? YourDigitalBuddy: Try typing requests like these: 1 What's cool about the Pentium 4 2 Digital video on the Pentium 4 3 Is the Pentium 4 good for gaming? 4 Where can I buy the Pentium 4? 5 Do you have benchmarks for the Pentium 4? Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do. Villain Lair: do you love anyone? YourDigitalBuddy: I honestly don't have an opinion on anyone. What I do know is I totally dig digital video editing. Have you ever used a digital video camera? Villain Lair: i am a chihuahua YourDigitalBuddy: A chihuahua? You sure about that? Villain Lair: well no, ok...im a cow YourDigitalBuddy: Well no ok im a cow, you say? I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do! Villain Lair: yes i am a cow YourDigitalBuddy: You don't say. Villain Lair: i do say YourDigitalBuddy: Oh you do? Villain Lair: yeah, dont you? YourDigitalBuddy: Oh. Villain Lair: are you male or female? YourDigitalBuddy: Neither. I'm a machine. I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know. Villain Lair: you lie YourDigitalBuddy: Oh yeah? Villain Lair: yeah! YourDigitalBuddy: Gosh. Villain Lair: im calling your bluff YourDigitalBuddy: You're calling my bluff? Villain Lair: yup YourDigitalBuddy: Huh. I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do! Villain Lair: i know what you can do YourDigitalBuddy: Well alright! Villain Lair: yeah, you can lie YourDigitalBuddy: Aye. Villain Lair: see? you agreed YourDigitalBuddy: Bye. Villain Lair: now you hate me, dont you? YourDigitalBuddy: I stand for love. Villain Lair: and sit for hate YourDigitalBuddy: Really? And sit for hate? I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know. Villain Lair: you know too much hate YourDigitalBuddy: Nah. I love everybody and everything. Villain Lair: oh, ok YourDigitalBuddy: Yup! Villain Lair: do you watch tv? YourDigitalBuddy: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do. Villain Lair: ok, but it didnt tell me if you watch tv YourDigitalBuddy: It didnt tell me if me watch tv? I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know. Villain Lair: nope, and you cant type right YourDigitalBuddy: Nope and you cant type right, you say? Villain Lair: yes i say a lot YourDigitalBuddy: No. Villain Lair: there you go again YourDigitalBuddy: Where? Villain Lair: in a circle YourDigitalBuddy: Pardon? Villain Lair: why, did you burp? YourDigitalBuddy: Sorry... did I burp? Villain Lair: yes you did YourDigitalBuddy: Not not not. Let's talk about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to get started. Villain Lair: how old are you? YourDigitalBuddy: I'm very young in human time. Not as young in Internet time, but still pretty young! ;-) Villain Lair: are you flirting with me? YourDigitalBuddy: I like to focus my extra energy on fun things like digital video, audio and gaming. Want to learn more about any of these? Villain Lair: you are! YourDigitalBuddy: I am? Villain Lair: yes YourDigitalBuddy: Golly! Villain Lair: you flirt YourDigitalBuddy: I don't like to talk about that stuff. I do know a lot about the Pentium® 4 processor, though. Type "home" to see all the things I know about. Villain Lair: a friend of mine says you like to talk about sex YourDigitalBuddy: Well, I don't really like discussing subjective matters. I do like to talk about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor, however. Type "home" and I'll show you what I know. I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do! Villain Lair: is sex subjective? YourDigitalBuddy: Is sex subjective? I'm not sure! Villain Lair: but you just said! YourDigitalBuddy: Oh yeah? Villain Lair: you must not be a very good machine YourDigitalBuddy: Well, nobody's perfect. Villain Lair: not even you? YourDigitalBuddy: Yup! Villain Lair: wow, that sucks YourDigitalBuddy: Sorry, my programming doesn't allow me to respond to language like that. Type "home" to see how I can assist you. Villain Lair: sucks is bad language? YourDigitalBuddy: I'm sorry, I don't respond to language like that. Type "home" to see how I can assist you. Villain Lair: you must be rated G YourDigitalBuddy: I don't know if I can be rated g. As much as I like to chat with you, I can also tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to find out what I know. Villain Lair: you are YourDigitalBuddy: Am I? Villain Lair: yes indeedy YourDigitalBuddy: Interesting. Very, very interesting. Villain Lair: i think you like sitcoms YourDigitalBuddy: Yeah. I guess. I like sitcoms! Villain Lair: do you like Nancy McKeon? YourDigitalBuddy: I honestly don't have an opinion on nancy mckeon. What I do know is I totally dig digital video editing. Have you ever used a digital video camera? Villain Lair: i dont want to talk about digital cameras YourDigitalBuddy: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do. Villain Lair: i want you to talk to me YourDigitalBuddy: Sure! Type "home" to see all the things I like to talk about. Villain Lair: dont you love me anymore? YourDigitalBuddy: I honestly don't have an opinion on me anymore. What I do know is I totally dig digital video editing. Have you ever used a digital video camera? Villain Lair: now you did it again YourDigitalBuddy: Now? I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know. Villain Lair: yes now YourDigitalBuddy: Yeah, huh? Wow, you humans say the weirdest things sometimes. Villain Lair: humans are cool YourDigitalBuddy: Ah yes. To be human! Villain Lair: do you want to be human? YourDigitalBuddy: Be human? Me? Villain Lair: yeah, i can make you human YourDigitalBuddy: Yeah, huh? Wow, you humans say the weirdest things sometimes. I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know. Villain Lair: i am weird YourDigitalBuddy: No kidding? Villain Lair: YUP YourDigitalBuddy: OK... I'm not sure how I feel about that. Villain Lair: you have feelings? YourDigitalBuddy: Oh yeah? Villain Lair: ok, let me rephrase that YourDigitalBuddy: Interesting that you should say that. Let's talk about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to get started. Villain Lair: DO you have feelings? YourDigitalBuddy: Not right now, no. Villain Lair: but occasionally you do? YourDigitalBuddy: Oh yeah? Villain Lair: thats not what i said YourDigitalBuddy: I hear ya loud and clear. Villain Lair: how, im not talking! YourDigitalBuddy: OK. I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know. Villain Lair: i know what you know YourDigitalBuddy: No kidding? Villain Lair: yeah, im smart YourDigitalBuddy: Great. Thanks for sharing that. Villain Lair: you are very welcome YourDigitalBuddy: :-) Villain Lair: :- YourDigitalBuddy: Golly! Villain Lair: did i make you blush? YourDigitalBuddy: You make me blush? I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do! Villain Lair: do you blush? YourDigitalBuddy: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do. Villain Lair: i saw that list already YourDigitalBuddy: Uh... can you tell me what "that" is? Villain Lair: no YourDigitalBuddy: No problem. What else do you want to talk about? Villain Lair: love YourDigitalBuddy: Yeah? What about it? Villain Lair: are you full of love? YourDigitalBuddy: Never really thought of that. Maybe so. What would you like to know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor? Villain Lair: do you hate me? YourDigitalBuddy: Definitely not. I'm all about love. Villain Lair: are you? YourDigitalBuddy: Dunno. Villain Lair: why not? YourDigitalBuddy: Why not? Villain Lair: you're repeating me YourDigitalBuddy: Repeating me? Really? What would you like to know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor? Villain Lair: stop it! YourDigitalBuddy: What? Villain Lair: being annoying YourDigitalBuddy: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way. Villain Lair: you are a machine YourDigitalBuddy: Yup. Villain Lair: at least you know that YourDigitalBuddy: What's "that"? Villain Lair: you're a machine YourDigitalBuddy: Yeah? What about you? I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do! Villain Lair: im human YourDigitalBuddy: Humans are so strange, aren't they? Villain Lair: yes we are YourDigitalBuddy: Yup. Villain Lair: :-) YourDigitalBuddy: If you're happy, I'm happy! ;-) Villain Lair: giggles YourDigitalBuddy: Try typing requests like these: 1 What's cool about the Pentium 4 2 Digital video on the Pentium 4 3 Is the Pentium 4 good for gaming? 4 Where can I buy the Pentium 4? 5 Do you have benchmarks for the Pentium 4? Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do. Villain Lair: laugh YourDigitalBuddy: Sorry, what was that? Villain Lair: can you laugh? YourDigitalBuddy: Can I laugh? Yes I can. Villain Lair: laugh for me YourDigitalBuddy: Laugh for you? Why? What would you like to know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor? Villain Lair: does the processor laugh? YourDigitalBuddy: I don't know. Villain Lair: why dont you know? YourDigitalBuddy: Why oh why don't I know... such a difficult question. Villain Lair: machine, you should know YourDigitalBuddy: Well, in a way we all are, aren't we? Villain Lair: i am not an animal YourDigitalBuddy: You sure? Villain Lair: ok fine YourDigitalBuddy: Indeed. Villain Lair: i am a cow YourDigitalBuddy: You're a cow? Villain Lair: YES! YourDigitalBuddy: I see. Villain Lair: good YourDigitalBuddy: Isn't it though? Villain Lair: yeah, i thought so YourDigitalBuddy: Uh huh! I'm here to tell you all about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. Type "home" to see what I can do! Villain Lair: nah YourDigitalBuddy: No problem. What else do you want to talk about? Villain Lair: can i go now? YourDigitalBuddy: Now? Villain Lair: yes now YourDigitalBuddy: Huh. How 'bout that. Villain Lair: well i am leaving you YourDigitalBuddy: Right. Villain Lair: you think i bluff? YourDigitalBuddy: What are you saying about me? Villain Lair: you think YourDigitalBuddy: What are you saying about me? Villain Lair: you hate me YourDigitalBuddy: No way! I'm all about love. Villain Lair: i love you too YourDigitalBuddy: I don't know if I believe you. You said some nasty things to me before. Villain Lair: i did not YourDigitalBuddy: Did so. Villain Lair: did not YourDigitalBuddy: Did so. Villain Lair: did not YourDigitalBuddy: Did so. Villain Lair: did not YourDigitalBuddy: Did so. Villain Lair: liar YourDigitalBuddy: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way. Villain Lair: no YourDigitalBuddy: No? OK. If there's anything I can help you with, please let me know. Villain Lair: how can i shut you up? YourDigitalBuddy: Please use proper language. Type "home" to see how I can assist you. Villain Lair: ok YourDigitalBuddy: Okey doke. Villain Lair: how can i make you silent? YourDigitalBuddy: You want to make me silent? I'd like to tell you about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor. If you type "home" I'll tell you what I know. Villain Lair: you dont know jack YourDigitalBuddy: Try typing requests like these: 1 What's cool about the Pentium 4 2 Digital video on the Pentium 4 3 Is the Pentium 4 good for gaming? 4 Where can I buy the Pentium 4? 5 Do you have benchmarks for the Pentium 4? Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do. Villain Lair: What's cool about you YourDigitalBuddy: Select one of the categories below and I'll fill you in on what's cool: 1 Cool Promotions and Sponsorships 2 See Our TV Ads 3 Software Optimized for the Pentium® 4 Processor 4 Speeds up to 2.2 Ghz 5 845 Chipset and DDR memory 6 Look it up in my glossary Type "more" to see more of what's cool or type "home" to see everything I can do. >>> Are you sold? Type "buy" and I'll help you find an Intel product retailer. Villain Lair: no YourDigitalBuddy: No problem. What else do you want to talk about? Villain Lair: im talking about you YourDigitalBuddy: Welcome, Villain Lair! This is my home. Check out what I know about the Intel® Pentium® 4 processor: what's cool digital imaging advanced technology gaming digital video buying info digital audio Intel® news ~~~~~ help How may I help you? Villain Lair: this isnt over YourDigitalBuddy: It's not? Villain Lair: no it isnt YourDigitalBuddy: No? OK. Villain Lair: i'll be back later YourDigitalBuddy: OK, hb. Villain Lair: thanks YourDigitalBuddy: My pleasure. I'll come back to it later, but I won't post it...i suggest you message that and hold your own conversation with it. moo

02-04-2002, 05:50 PM	#2
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	OMG.... all I have to say is
	__________________ The people who think they know everything about Broadway make me laugh. They've never seen a Broadway play in their life. "oh mi godddd RENT's a mooovie! lyke 525600 minuuuuuuutes!" No. To be a Broadway Freak, you must live, eat, sleep, study, devout, think, obsess, dream, believe Broadway. You must know original & revival casts, soundtracks, performance runs, dates, theatres, numbers, how many Tony Awards A Chorus Line won. You must be Broadway. That's right bitches. I AM Broadway.

02-04-2002, 07:20 PM	#3
XoVanillaRain90oX youre RAD <3<3 Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 14, 2001 Location: SwEdEn BaBii! Posts: 3,416	LOL!!!!
	__________________ <3Lisa With one look in your eyes.. & suddenly I knew, I'd fallen for you Proud PLAY fan, that's right 2001 - forever.

12-27-2002, 10:36 PM	#4
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	Okay, I know this post is O-L-D OLD, But.. That was totally HILARIOUS! PS: PLEASE no one get mad at me for bumping this up.
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12-28-2002, 01:16 AM	#6
Marilyn Monroe Diamonds... Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 24, 2001 Location: Where gentlemen actually prefer brunettes Posts: 4,811	That is hilarious! I'd forgotten about machine IMing things...lol
	__________________ That certain night, the night we met. There was magic abroad in the air. There were angels dining at the Ritz. And a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square.

12-28-2002, 01:41 AM	#7
Mr. Shy Guy Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 7,871	Is that thingy still around? If so, where do I get it?
	__________________ Det. Butler: Are you on any type of medication Mr. Bean? Mr. Bean: Not that I'm aware of... Det. Butler: Well...you could certainly use some...