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(Suzanne walks into Sugarbakers with AJ)
Charlene: hi!! And how is this handsome little boy today?
Suzanne: Just fine....Julia do you have those baby gates up? He loves to wander away now that he discovered he can walk
Julia: Of course I do! Hallie and Dixie are the same way....they are right next to me one minute and the next minute they are across the room!
Mary Jo: I guess I better be getting used to this again!
Charlene: That's right! In another week you are gonna
have a baby!
Mary Jo: Oh c'mon charlene it probably will be longer than that...babies never come when they are supposed to.
Julia: You have a point there
Charlene: Where is JD anyway? Isn't he stopping here
before he leaves for the airport?
Mary Jo: Yea, but he had to drop the kids off at
school though. I wish he wasn't going away NOW ya know?
Suzanne: Wait a minute where is JD going?
Julia: You remember he has to fly to Miami to look at that pitcher in college.
Suzanne: You mean he has to leave today right when you two are gonna have a
baby any day now?
Mary Jo: Yes he does but the baby isn't due for> another week and he will be
home on Friday
Julia: That is true Suzanne
Suzanne: I suppose so
Mary Jo: Hey ya'll, I'm starving, how about we go out for lunch?
Charlene: what about Jd?
JD: (walks in) im right here
Charlene: that is so freaky how people do that! It spooks me!
Mary Jo: hi sweetheart! You're leaving already?
JD: Yeah, my flight leaves in an hour. I'll see you in one week, ok? And if anything happens, I have my beeper
Mary Jo: Ok, I'll miss you
JD: I'll miss you too honey
Mary Jo: Bye
(they kiss and he leaves)
Julia: ok when we going to lunch?
Mary Jo: Now, I'm starving!
Suzanne: I agree, Julia, let's go grab the kids
Julia: Good idea
(they leave the store)

(At McDonalds)
Julia: can you all just order me a salad...these girls want to go play in the darn play place!
Suzanne: so does AJ. Here, I will go with you Julia
Mary Jo: Sure thing girls, me and Charlene will take care of it
Charlene: Sure thing!
Julia and Suzanne: Thanks, you girls are great!

(They're back at the office)
Julia: Isn't it amazing? A play place at McDonalds is what it takes to wear my daughters out!
Suzanne: I know! Aj fell asleep in the car! He never falls asleep in the car! Maybe when the won't sleep we should bring them there
Mary Jo: I hope my child comes out to be like yours, they are all perfect angels
Julia: Thank you Mary Jo, that's very sweet.
Suzanne: Well, look who Aj has for a mother
Julia: SUZANNE!
Suzanne: what?
Charlene: Every time someone yells at you, you say what....you should know what "what" is by now!
Julia: Well put Charlene
Charlene: Thank you Julia, even hicks have their moments
Suzanne: ok now what I don't get is why you can call yourself a hick but when I do it you get all defensive!
Charlene: because when you do it you have an attitude!
Suzanne: I DO NOT Charlene
Julia: Yes you do Suzanne, and you know it!
Suzanne: Well, maybe just a little, but I'm just joking
Charlene: Well, sometimes you hurt my feelings when you say it Suzanne. Mary Jo you are being awfully quiet. I mean here we are telling each other off and you don't have a word to say!
Mary Jo: Oh sorry, I just suddenly have this sharp pain in my stomach
Julia: Well, you are only a week from term
Mary Jo: Oh Julia, it's nothing, it's just every once in a while, I'm fine, it will go away
Julia: Are you sure Mary Jo?
Mary Jo: Yes Julia, I'm fine
Julia: Ok, if you say so, I trust you
Mary Jo: Thank you!
Suzanne: Anyway why do you say I have an attitude?
Julia: You're always thinking about yourself Suzanne! I can't believe you!
Suzanne: Well, SORRRY!
Charlene: You should be! You have an attitude, and you know you do, you always have and you always will. I don't know why Anthony stays married to you!
Suzanne: That was so uncalled for!
Charlene: It's the truth!
Suzanne: IT IS NOT! I might have a tiny attitude, but leave Anthony out of this!
Charlene: Sorry about that, I just got caught up in the moment
Suzanne: Apology accepted Charlene
Julia: Its amazing...she gets so nice at times
Charlene: Isn't it though!
Mary Jo: Sorry to interrupt, but these pains keep on coming back
Julia: Mary Jo what did I tell you...
Mary Jo: I just thought it might be lunch, but I think I'm in labor.....
Suzanne: This is great, just great
Charlene: Now what are you cranky about?!
Suzanne: Well if you ask me, this is just going to be a big mess, with JD out of town, and the weather outside is going to mess up my hair!
Charlene: its beautiful out!
Mary Jo: can we stop talking about the weather!!!!
Suzanne: Well sorry, but my hair is going to get all mussed from the hot weather. I think I'll stay here while y'all go do your thing
Mary Jo: excuse me!
Julia: No you will not! You are coming with us!
Suzanne: Make me
Julia: (gets up yanks Suzanne off couch) There-you're up so you are coming
Suzanne: NO I AM NOT!
Julia: fine I'll drag you if i have to
Suzanne: Go ahead and try it!
Julia: Fine! (Grabs Suzanne by hair and drags her toward the door)
Suzanne: Julia the hair!!
Julia: I don't care about your hair, Mary Jo is in labor!
Mary Jo: at least someone remembered!
Suzanne: I remembered, I just, don't care at this moment
Julia: Suzanne! How rude!
Suzanne: Well! If you wouldn't have grabbed my hair we could have left by now, and if you'll excuse me, I have to go freshen up
Julia: Suzanne i have had just about enough of you! we rushed you to the hospital faster than you can look at yourself in the mirror and Mary Jo was there for you! you owe her a lot right now so unless you want to be strapped to the hood of my car then you better get in there right now!
Mary Jo: If we don't leave soon, someone's going to be delivering my baby in this store
Charlene: lets stop arguing and leave!
Suzanne: Fine!!!
Suzanne: (mumbles) Big sisters, can't live with them, can't live without them
Julia: You're damn right!
Suzanne: Oh, you heard that????
Julia: Of course I did!
Suzanne: Opps!
Julia: Big opps! Now let's go!
Charlene: Finally someone is thinking around here!
Mary Jo: There is no point in leaving now….
Julia: What do you mean?
Suzanne: excuse me?!
Mary Jo: I mean we aren't going to make it. There isn't enough time. The hospital is a half an hour away!
Charlene: This isn't good
Julia: Uh-oh. Suzanne, Charlene, go get some towels and scissors and hurry up!
Mary Jo: WHOO, WHOO, HEHE
Suzanne: Well we got to call somebody don't we?!
Julia: There's no time! Get the towels!
Suzanne: I thought you said babies never come when they are supposed to and they are always a long time
Julia: Well you had a baby! Remember that and think about it!
Mary Jo: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Charlene: Spaz attack...
Julia: Sorry Mary Jo
Mary Jo: If you want to call someone call JD and tell him to get home fast and why!
Charlene: I'll call him, but I don't think it will do much good. He is probably on the plane already!
Mary Jo: I DON'T CARE, JUST GET HIM HERE! AHHHHH!! AND FAST!!
Charlene: Mary Jo I'm no....
Mary Jo: DO IT!!!!
Charlene: Ok, I'll call him
Julia: Mary Jo, just breath
Mary Jo: Julia, when you're having a baby and there's 3 different conversations going on, and you try to breath, let me know! Then I might try it!
Suzanne: Julia lay off she has two kids...she knows what she is doing
Julia: For once, you have a point Suzanne
Mary Jo: Suzanne if you don't stop talking I am going to mess up your face with my foot got it?!
Suzanne: Sorry Mary Jo
Mary Jo: Just everyone shut up, except for Julia
Charlene: Why Julia?
Mary Jo: Julia actually has something worth while to hear
Charlene: Ok, I'll be quiet. Mary Jo, do you want Suzanne and me to go upstairs?
Mary Jo: Thank you Charlene, that would help me a lot! OWWWWW
Suzanne: Julia you are actually going to do this? No kidding ?
Julia: I have no choice, you've got to do what you've got to do
Charlene: well we'll be upstairs I guess
Julia: Thank you
Mary Jo: I cant believe JD isn't here...we had everything planned out and now he's not here and all this is happening….. wait a minute! JD did this to me, I'm going to kill him!!!!
Julia: I'm sure he'll be here soon
Mary Jo: This baby's going to be here "soon"
Julia: That's right, sorry Mary Jo If it's any consolation, I'm here, and I'll be here until the end
Mary Jo: It does help. Thank you
Julia: I think I see the head! Now Mary Jo, I want you to push, with all your might!
Mary Jo: Ok, here goes. RRRRRRRRRR
Julia: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 Release
Mary Jo: AHHHHHH! I'm going to die I just know it!
Julia: Mary Jo screaming doesn't help all that much
Mary Jo: It helps me, so just SHUT THE HELL UP!
Julia: I've never heard you talk like that
Mary Jo: You just did....if I remember you weren't so nice yourself when Hallie and Dixie were born
Julia: But I never used a single cuss word. I just thought them. A lot of them and every second
Mary Jo: shows what you remember...
Julia: Well, they say labor does strange things to women
Mary Jo: I'll say...you could have killed Reese I remember
Julia: If I remember correctly, I tried… I wrapped the call button cord around his neck and when a contraction came I pulled it toghter
Mary Jo: And you punched the doctor because of the epidural he wouldn't and couldn't give you...
Julia: Yes I did, I feel sorry for you, not having one
Mary Jo: ME TOOOOOOOOO. Come here Julia, come really close
Julia: Why?
Mary Jo: JUST DO IT!
Julia: Ok, ok
(Mary Jo grabs Julia by the collar)
Mary Jo: I am dying here, get this kid out of me
Julia: Ok, ok, calm down, now push!
Mary Jo: AHHHHHHHHHH
Julia: 1,2,3,4........ Ok, one more push and you should have a baby
Mary Jo: Stop counting! It's so annoying!
Julia: Ok, just trying to help
Mary Jo: well you're not!
Julia: Ok, now give me a good, long push, give it all you've got
Mary Jo: Before I do, give me your hand
Julia: Why?
Mary Jo: Since JD isn't here to break his hand, I'm going to break yours
Julia: Normally I would tell you no way no chance but because you're my best friend you can break my hand
Mary Jo: (Takes her hand) Thank you
Julia: Ok ready? Now push!
Mary Jo: OWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHOWWWWW
Julia: Beautiful!!! C'mon Mary Jo just a little bit more! OMG!!! You have a baby! It's a boy!
(Mary Jo breathes deeply in relief)
Mary Jo: I love boys
Julia: We all do. Now was that so bad?
Mary Jo: was it so bad for you? (Sarcastically)
Julia: Ok I get the picture
Mary Jo: That was worse than Quint and Claudia combined!
Julia: ok then...that sounds pretty bad
Charlene: We hear crying does the mean we can come back down
Mary Jo: Yes Charlene, come down and see my beautiful baby boy
Suzanne: What about me?
Julia: You're in time out
Suzanne: Julia, get serious! Mary Jo, is it ok?
Mary Jo: Listen to Julia, you're in time out
Suzanne: What for?
Julia: We are just kidding...go check on Hallie, Dixie and AJ then you can come down
Suzanne: Ok.You make me do all the dirty work Julia
Julia: Oh yeah Suzanne, I could see how checking on babies is hard compared to delivering one
Suzanne: Well I've done both!
Julia: So have I! Twice! Three if you count Hallie and Dixie separate
Mary Jo: Well I topped y'all. I did it three separate times
Charlene: Well that you did and we are proud of you
Mary Jo: Thank you, I just wish JD was here to see his new son
JD: (walks in) I'm here! What happened? Is everything alright? Did I miss it?
Charlene: JD, how do you do it? i mean we ask where you are and then all of a sudden you are right here!
(Mary Jo holds up her son) Mary Jo: We have a son JD, a beautiful baby boy
JD: We have a son? I can't believe I missed it though
Julia: Charlene you might want to call those paramedics...
Charlene: Right on it Julia
JD: Well what happened? How did you do it Mary Jo?
Mary Jo: Thank Julia. She is the one who got me through it and delivered the baby. If it wasn't for her I don't know what would have happened
JD: Julia, thank you for being here. I don't know what would have happened if you weren't
Julia: (hugs JD) Well I know Mary Jo would have done the same for me
Mary Jo: That's right. And Julia I want to make it up to you some how.
JD: We will think of something
Mary Jo: I got it! To thank you Julia, I want to name him after Hayden. For you, But only if you don't mind
Julia: (starting to cry) Mary Jo! You don't have to!
JD: But we want to
Julia: Well then it's fine with me. Thank you. (Looks up) And I know Hayden would thank you too.
(hugs Mary Jo and JD as paramedics arrive)

[BebeLilithFan154]

aww~!! that was so sweet! te ending--omg!s like in tears!! that was really really good!

[HALANDME]

My friend Krista and I love to write those in our spare time, thank you again!

[DixieCarterIsMyMom]

That was real good! I loved my mom's part!

[HALANDME]

Hehe, good I'm glad!!!

[DixieCarterIsMyMom]

You should do more

[HALANDME]

We have.....we just got done with a Family Law one and we're about to start it's sequel, and we've also done a few Diffrent Strokes one's...but they're not put together. As soon as I get them put together I'll post them!

[DixieCarterIsMyMom]

Where is the Family Law one???

[HALANDME]

It's not put together yet, but as soon as it is, we'll put it up!

[DixieCarterIsMyMom]

GOOD! BESCAUSE I REALLY WANT TO READ IT! ILOVERANDI KING

[BebeLilithFan154]

hey jen jen...in case ya didnt notice its me...lol...ur co-writer lol...i thought ya woulda guessed lol...well now ya know..this is krista hehe

[HALANDME]

HEY KRISTA! I didn't know it was you!!!!!

[DixieCartersDaughter]

I didn't know it was Krista either! hehehe

[HALANDME]

HAHA!!!!

[DixieCarterIsMyMom]

Hey! Is the Family Law one done yet?