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Old 02-01-2002, 10:41 PM   #1
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Default New Fic, me and Caitlin. MOO!

Magda stood plastered to the side of a building with hr gun drawn. Jinny was about a block away. They had to surround this guy. They had been waiting to long to catch him. He deserved to be back on death row. Thomas Jenkins was his name. A convicted mass murderer who escaped from prison 2 months ago. Everytime anyone was about to catch him, he managed to slip away. Magda listened carefully. He was back there alright. Sneaking around in an alley. 'He thinks he's lost us... HA' Magda thought. She spun around and pointed her gun directly at him.
"FREEZE! SFPD! Put your hands above your head!" Magda yelled. He didn't put his hands above his head... At all. he drew his gun and pointed it at her.
"Nice try!" he said. His gun wasn't actually loaded but he was the only person who knew that.
"look bud, I'm gonna give you to the count of 3 to drop the gun----- 1!!!!!" She started.
"You don't have the guts to shoot me!" He said 'What the hell?' he thought 'Their gonna give me lethal injection anyway!'
"2!!!!" He didnt move... "LOOK YOU ARE REALLY TESTING MY PATIENCE HERE!!! Now I dont want to kill you now... So Just put down the gun... You have one more count left."
"... Who cares they;re gonna kill me anyway!" he said.
"THREE!!!!!!!!!!" Magda fired but he jumped when she said 3 and it missed him. It was dark and she could not see into the alley very far, but she heard something.
"Who's there!?" she yelled... She turned on her flashlight.
"It's me.... O God,,, You shot me..."
"Omg JINNY!"

ok caitlin dear!
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NOOOO ! POST NOW !!!! OMG....THIS IS SOO GOOD. OMG...YOU HAVE TO POST MORE.....OR ELSE I WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT...OMGOMGOMG. THAT WAS JUST SO...KEEP POSTIN !! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this is awesome! but don't desert the "Unexpected romance"!!!
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Old 02-02-2002, 01:20 AM   #4
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this is awesome! but don't desert the "Unexpected romance"!!!
Damn I know, I got this and The Unexpected Romance and A One Night Stand Comes back To haunt Her.... I got 3 going.... Am I in over my head? YEP I AM!

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Old 02-02-2002, 02:29 AM   #5
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CAITLIN!!!

POST!!!

LOL, I don't care how many ya got going, POST ON ALL OF EM!! LOL
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lol susan!!!! i agree come post for me!!! wel....darren?? come on hurry up girl!!!lol
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST! I cant wait to see what happens next ur killing me!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!... This is like... my story isn't it? heh...

[b][u]O WHAT THEN HELL CAITLIN POST MORE!!!!!!!!
And shame on u for posting a reply without making more story!!!!!
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lol susan!!!! i agree come post for me!!! wel....darren?? come on hurry up girl!!!lol
Post more for Darren? Umm say what?
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CAITLIN!! You're avoiding me!!

POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CAITLIN!! You're avoiding me!!

POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry Guys! I just added more to the one I am doing with Lisa then I will reply to Megans and then this one! hopefully later today!

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Caitlin, your head is an Egg.
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Your head is now a fried agg baking on the blacktop parking lot of the KMART in Plainfeild. In a matter of moments your head will be eaten by a homeless man.

: POST BEFORE THE HOMELESS MAN EATS YOUR HEAD CAITLIN! :
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Caitlin, your head is an Egg.
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Your head is now a fried agg baking on the blacktop parking lot of the KMART in Plainfeild. In a matter of moments your head will be eaten by a homeless man.

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caitlin post before the homeless man eats your head if he eats it you'll have to post..eyeless..lol.
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Caitlin, your head is an Egg.
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Your head is now a fried agg baking on the blacktop parking lot of the KMART in Plainfeild. In a matter of moments your head will be eaten by a homeless man.

: POST BEFORE THE HOMELESS MAN EATS YOUR HEAD CAITLIN! :
Dana........ If he eats my head then I will never be able to post anymore!

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"Yeah, it's me, Jinny! So what? You just gonna stand there and not help me?" "OMG! Jinny I am so sorry!" Magda snaps out of her shocked state and runs over to where Jinny is. "Where did I shoot you?" She asks. "First off why the hell did you shoot me?" Jinny yells. "I didn't know you were there! Where did it hit you? ANSWER ME!" Jinny rolls her eyes, "My stomach." Mag gasps, "I did? EW! OMG! Jinny I am so sorry!" "Yeah so I've heard" Jinny replies sarcastically, holding her stomach, " So, ummm, you gonna help me or call someone?" "Is it really bad?" Mag asks. "Well it wasn't but yeah, it has been since you have done nothing to help except make me talk to you and lose energy!" Magda takes a deep breath and gets out her cell phone, "OK, sorry, AGAIN! I'm calling, I'm calling for help you just sit down and rest k?" Jinny obeys and leans up against the building wall and closes her eyes and holds her stomach. Its not bleeding that much but is damageable.

A short while later the ambulance arrives and Jinny is taken to the hospital and taken away to surgery. Magda is left to sit in the office and call Kate and tell her what has happened.

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ooooooo, stupid Mag!! Whoop, dat'd be stupid me...nvm...

Now Dana, please post, cause then I can say...

CAITLIN!! POST!!

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