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AB · 08-14-2012, 06:37 PM

The dialog between the characters on this show was very funny, so if you can think of any funny quotes, feel free to post them.

Del Cassidy - "It doesn't have to be the worst time in your life."

Caroline Duffy - "Isn't that the slogan for Euro-Disney?"

AB · 08-14-2012, 06:41 PM

Richard Karinsky - "I'm Stuck"

Del Cassidy - "What do you mean?"

Richard Karinsky - "I'm Stuck. Are you having trouble with the "I'm" or "stuck"?"

Schmoopie · 08-15-2012, 05:49 AM

Thanks so much for posting this! I wish I had the actual DVD's for this show but I've been deleting the eps off of my DVR as I watch them-b/c I have so many to watch. But I've heard some hilarious lines, so I'll make sure and write them down as I hear them!

AB · 08-15-2012, 03:10 PM

^ No problem. There's funny dialog in every episode & Richard usually has some of the best ones.

Caroline D. - "Richard why are you so nervous, Donna's gone."

Richard K. - "Caroline, I spent the afternoon with a mobster's girlfriend and she was naked. They cut off your tongue if you squeal. God only knows what they cut off for this."

AB · 08-18-2012, 04:06 PM

Melody - "The bow never touches the gift directly. Bow, Paper, Box, Tissue, Gift."

Richard - "Window, Push, Pavement, Splat, Relief"

Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AB

Richard - "Window, Push, Pavement, Splat, Relief"

Just watched that today!

Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 08:29 PM

Del: It doesn't have to be the worst time in your life.
Caroline: Isn't that the slogan for Euro-Disney?

Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 08:30 PM

Caroline: [doorbell] I'll get it.
Richard: I'll get it.
Caroline: No, I'll get it.
Richard: I said I'll get it.
Caroline: Fine, then you get it.
Richard: You wanna get it so bad, then you get it.

Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 08:31 PM

Richard: Does this elevator go straight to Hell or do I switch in the lobby?

Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 08:31 PM

Richard: How could anyone not like the opera. Opera is transcendent. It is the most intense musical experience a person can have.
Caroline: Plus you get to wear those neat, long gloves!
Richard: You know, I'm certain that's what Mozart had in mind when he wrote The Marriage of Figaro. 'Oh, goodie, now women can accessorize!'

Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 08:32 PM

Caroline: Alone in the moonlight, walking hand-in-hand with a monkey. Kinda reminds me of my first date with Del!

Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 08:33 PM

Caroline: You're Richard's mother?
Natalie Karinsky: Oh, did he tell you I was dead? Usually he tells everyone I'm dead.
Annie: No. He said you lived in Utah.
Natalie Karinsky: Utah? I'd rather be dead.

Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 08:34 PM

Annie: I'm getting audited by the IRS!
Richard: Oh, goodie, Santa got my letter.

Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 08:35 PM

This is the best quote by far... I laughed so hard I was crying when I heard this!

Annie: What are you doin'?
Richard: I'm going home. The same thing you do after you get out of bed and find your clothes.

Schmoopie · 08-19-2012, 08:37 PM

Richard: Oh God, I hate Mondays.
Caroline: Its Tuesday, Richard.
Richard: I know, I'm still trying to get over yesterday.

08-14-2012, 06:37 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Funny Quotes from Caroline in the City The dialog between the characters on this show was very funny, so if you can think of any funny quotes, feel free to post them. Del Cassidy - "It doesn't have to be the worst time in your life." Caroline Duffy - "Isn't that the slogan for Euro-Disney?"

08-15-2012, 05:49 AM	#3
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Thanks so much for posting this! I wish I had the actual DVD's for this show but I've been deleting the eps off of my DVR as I watch them-b/c I have so many to watch. But I've heard some hilarious lines, so I'll make sure and write them down as I hear them!
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08-19-2012, 08:34 PM	#13
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Annie: I'm getting audited by the IRS! Richard: Oh, goodie, Santa got my letter.
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08-19-2012, 08:37 PM	#15
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Richard: Oh God, I hate Mondays. Caroline: Its Tuesday, Richard. Richard: I know, I'm still trying to get over yesterday.
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08-14-2012, 06:41 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Richard Karinsky - "I'm Stuck" Del Cassidy - "What do you mean?" Richard Karinsky - "I'm Stuck. Are you having trouble with the "I'm" or "stuck"?"

08-15-2012, 03:10 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	^ No problem. There's funny dialog in every episode & Richard usually has some of the best ones. Caroline D. - "Richard why are you so nervous, Donna's gone." Richard K. - "Caroline, I spent the afternoon with a mobster's girlfriend and she was naked. They cut off your tongue if you squeal. God only knows what they cut off for this."

08-18-2012, 04:06 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Melody - "The bow never touches the gift directly. Bow, Paper, Box, Tissue, Gift." Richard - "Window, Push, Pavement, Splat, Relief"

08-19-2012, 08:29 PM	#7
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Del: It doesn't have to be the worst time in your life. Caroline: Isn't that the slogan for Euro-Disney?

08-19-2012, 08:30 PM	#8
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Caroline: [doorbell] I'll get it. Richard: I'll get it. Caroline: No, I'll get it. Richard: I said I'll get it. Caroline: Fine, then you get it. Richard: You wanna get it so bad, then you get it.

08-19-2012, 08:31 PM	#9
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Richard: Does this elevator go straight to Hell or do I switch in the lobby?

08-19-2012, 08:32 PM	#11
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Caroline: Alone in the moonlight, walking hand-in-hand with a monkey. Kinda reminds me of my first date with Del!

08-19-2012, 08:33 PM	#12
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Caroline: You're Richard's mother? Natalie Karinsky: Oh, did he tell you I was dead? Usually he tells everyone I'm dead. Annie: No. He said you lived in Utah. Natalie Karinsky: Utah? I'd rather be dead.

08-19-2012, 08:35 PM	#14
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	This is the best quote by far... I laughed so hard I was crying when I heard this! Annie: What are you doin'? Richard: I'm going home. The same thing you do after you get out of bed and find your clothes.