10 Commandments of A Teenager - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

StrudelBone · 01-28-2002, 11:42 PM

I just got this in an email.

1) U shall not sneak out when parents r sleeping.

(y wait?)

2) U shall not do drugz.

(alcohol last longer)

3) U shall not steel from k-mart.

(Wal*Mart haz a bigger selection)

4) U shall not get arrested for vandalism.

(destruction haz a bigger effect)

5) U shall not steel from ur parents.

(every1 knowz grandma haz more money)

6) U shall not get in fightz.

(just start them)

7) U shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) U shall not strip in class.

(hooterz payz more)

9) U shall not think about having sex.

(as nike sayz just do it)

10) U shall not help old ladies cross the street.

(just leave 'em in da middle)

Bootsy Whoosh · 01-28-2002, 11:49 PM

Amusing. I can see though, that the author has obviously skipped every day of school in their life.

StrudelBone · 01-28-2002, 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh
Amusing. I can see though, that the author has obviously skipped every day of school in their life.

I know lol

Chocoholic · 01-29-2002, 12:16 AM

StrudelBone · 01-29-2002, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by gbscott1954
Sturdelbone, I think these comments on teenagers is totally
in bad taste. No all teenagers drink alcohol or shoplift and not
all teenagers show disrespect to their parents or to elderly
people, and I think you should not post things like this.

The intention of me posting this was not to put down teenagers. I KNOW not all teenagers are like that, because, I am one, and I dont do those things. I was simply posting an email I got for entertainment.

Ags2000 · 01-29-2002, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by gbscott1954
Sturdelbone, I think these comments on teenagers is totally
in bad taste. No all teenagers drink alcohol or shoplift and not
all teenagers show disrespect to their parents or to elderly
people, and I think you should not post things like this.

Lay off of Brandon and take a chill pill. He posted a joke. A joke is all it is. Don't take it so seriously. I think it is pretty funny myself. I've already sent it to my sister and mother and they were both laughing hysterically.

D

StrudelBone · 01-29-2002, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by Ags2000

Lay off of Brandon and take a chill pill. He posted a joke. A joke is all it is. Don't take it so seriously. I think it is pretty funny myself. I've already sent it to my sister and mother and they were both laughing hysterically.

D

Thanks D

Chocoholic · 01-29-2002, 12:58 AM

Just ignore him. He has no sense of humor. And God forbid you should mention that there are some police officers out there who should be fired or you'll be labelled as "anti-police".

Ags2000 · 01-29-2002, 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by WingsFan
Just ignore him. He has no sense of humor. And God forbid you should mention that there are some police officers out there who should be fired or you'll be labelled as "anti-police".

LOL

LOL

D

StrudelBone · 01-29-2002, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by WingsFan
Just ignore him. He has no sense of humor. And God forbid you should mention that there are some police officers out there who should be fired or you'll be labelled as "anti-police".

Bootsy Whoosh · 01-29-2002, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by WingsFan
Just ignore him. He has no sense of humor. And God forbid you should mention that there are some police officers out there who should be fired or you'll be labelled as "anti-police".

Ha ha! So true!

Ags2000 · 01-29-2002, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by gbscott1954

I didn't say it was "anti-police" to say some police officers should
be fired. Those who break the law or act in an unprofessional
manner should be disciplined or fired.

Just out of curiosity...how old are you?

D

StrudelBone · 01-29-2002, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by Ags2000

Just out of curiosity...how old are you?

D

I've been wondering that too.

StrudelBone · 01-29-2002, 07:28 AM

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Originally posted by gbscott1954

I'm 25, you stupid jerk! Go read my profile!

I did read your profile. It has nothing about your age whatsoever.
And, whats with the attitude? It's just a question.

TJ · 01-29-2002, 10:29 AM

Break it up!

Go to neutral corners!

01-28-2002, 11:42 PM	#1
StrudelBone Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 14, 2001 Posts: 592	10 Commandments of A Teenager I just got this in an email. 1) U shall not sneak out when parents r sleeping. (y wait?) 2) U shall not do drugz. (alcohol last longer) 3) U shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart haz a bigger selection) 4) U shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction haz a bigger effect) 5) U shall not steel from ur parents. (every1 knowz grandma haz more money) 6) U shall not get in fightz. (just start them) 7) U shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8) U shall not strip in class. (hooterz payz more) 9) U shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it) 10) U shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave 'em in da middle)

01-28-2002, 11:49 PM	#2
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	Amusing. I can see though, that the author has obviously skipped every day of school in their life.
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01-29-2002, 12:16 AM	#4
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01-29-2002, 12:58 AM	#8
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Just ignore him. He has no sense of humor. And God forbid you should mention that there are some police officers out there who should be fired or you'll be labelled as "anti-police".

01-29-2002, 10:29 AM	#15
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