Things we can blame on Christopher Chichester - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Necco · 06-18-2012, 12:58 AM

We started doing this in the Freedon thread, but I think out of respect for the woman missing on the Freedon, it should have its own thread. Let's see how many different cases we can blame Christopher Chichester for.

Personally, I think Chichester was Omar in the arson case.

WishfulDreamer · 06-18-2012, 02:54 AM

BAHAHA, you actually made a thread. I love this.

1) He flew all the UFOs. Which means by default he abducted all the people who experienced Missing Time.
2) He fed Bonnie Wilder all that food to help her gain weight and then helped her diet afterwards to change her appearance.

1990 UM fan · 06-18-2012, 08:18 AM

This is an odd thread, but in all seriousness, he took advantage of a rich alcoholic woman and came in between her son and his wife and killed him and done God knows what to Linda Sohus.

Necco · 06-18-2012, 10:22 AM

He financed his life of crime by locating the Lost Dutchman mine after he had found the mystery rock for luck.

While he was in the UK, he was the executioner for the Chair of Death. And Nessie. Yes, I said it. Christopher Chichester IS the Loch Ness Monster. Now we know.

(And yes, 1990, this is an odd thread, that's kind of the point. It started elsewhere and I decided it needed its own thread.)

ernmerica · 06-18-2012, 11:45 AM

He is the Black Dahlia Killer, Zodiac Killer, and kidnapped Anthonette Cayedito, obviously

Necco · 06-18-2012, 02:23 PM

His drag queen name is Resurrection Mary!

Steve W. · 06-18-2012, 03:56 PM

He was the crazy/wacko from Detroit.

After that, he used the name "Michael Carmello" to lure Father Reynaldo Rivera to a rest stop where he abducted and murdered him shortly thereafter and did the same thing to Father John Kerrigan approx. 2 years later.

Once he gave up that alias, he moved to Los Angeles where he pretended to be a part of a gang known as the Playboys and was the man seen with Matthew Chase in the infamous ATM photo.

UMFaninMD · 06-18-2012, 06:34 PM

Christopher Chicester IS Ogopogo, Cadmosarus, El Chupacabra and the Mothman all at the same time---he's a shapeshifter.

Necco · 06-18-2012, 10:25 PM

He learned to parachute just after changing his name to Dan Cooper. He planted those bills found by the boy as part of his plan to escape detection.

I also heard he likes to hang out on the Grassy Knoll.

Contribution from my DH: He killed Kenny. He shot JR and Mr. Burns. Oh, and he killed Laura Palmer.

SheRaaa · 06-23-2012, 05:38 PM

He is a "man in black!"

Also:

-hairstylist to Tim McClure

-optometrist to everyone in the Randall Utterback case

-the original Skunk Ape

MegtheEgg86 · 06-26-2012, 03:28 PM

You el sickos will pay if you don't recognize he's the Circleville Writer.

Necco · 06-26-2012, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MegtheEgg86

You el sickos will pay if you don't recognize he's the Circleville Writer.

Nicely played.

SheRaaa · 06-27-2012, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MegtheEgg86

You el sickos will pay if you don't recognize he's the Circleville Writer.

I'm having a bad day at work right now and this is SO the highlight of my day.

I shall now refer to my co-workers (in my head, of course) as "you el sickos"

MegtheEgg86 · 06-27-2012, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SheRaaa

I'm having a bad day at work right now and this is SO the highlight of my day.

I shall now refer to my co-workers (in my head, of course) as "you el sickos"

Glad to be of assistance.

Necco · 06-27-2012, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SheRaaa

I'm having a bad day at work right now and this is SO the highlight of my day.

I shall now refer to my co-workers (in my head, of course) as "you el sickos"

Everytime they do something annoying, you can also exclaim "Hallelujah Bloody Jesus" in your head.

06-18-2012, 12:58 AM	#1
Necco Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2006 Posts: 1,149	Things we can blame on Christopher Chichester We started doing this in the Freedon thread, but I think out of respect for the woman missing on the Freedon, it should have its own thread. Let's see how many different cases we can blame Christopher Chichester for. Personally, I think Chichester was Omar in the arson case.

06-18-2012, 08:18 AM	#3
1990 UM fan Unsolved Mysteries fanatic Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2011 Location: United States Posts: 2,510	This is an odd thread, but in all seriousness, he took advantage of a rich alcoholic woman and came in between her son and his wife and killed him and done God knows what to Linda Sohus.
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06-18-2012, 10:25 PM	#9
Necco Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2006 Posts: 1,149	He learned to parachute just after changing his name to Dan Cooper. He planted those bills found by the boy as part of his plan to escape detection. I also heard he likes to hang out on the Grassy Knoll. Contribution from my DH: He killed Kenny. He shot JR and Mr. Burns. Oh, and he killed Laura Palmer.
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06-26-2012, 03:28 PM	#11
MegtheEgg86 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 19, 2008 Location: The Volunteer State Posts: 5,156	You el sickos will pay if you don't recognize he's the Circleville Writer.
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06-18-2012, 02:54 AM	#2
WishfulDreamer Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 01, 2009 Location: L.A. Posts: 3,868	BAHAHA, you actually made a thread. I love this. 1) He flew all the UFOs. Which means by default he abducted all the people who experienced Missing Time. 2) He fed Bonnie Wilder all that food to help her gain weight and then helped her diet afterwards to change her appearance.

06-18-2012, 10:22 AM	#4
Necco Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2006 Posts: 1,149	He financed his life of crime by locating the Lost Dutchman mine after he had found the mystery rock for luck. While he was in the UK, he was the executioner for the Chair of Death. And Nessie. Yes, I said it. Christopher Chichester IS the Loch Ness Monster. Now we know. (And yes, 1990, this is an odd thread, that's kind of the point. It started elsewhere and I decided it needed its own thread.)

06-18-2012, 11:45 AM	#5
ernmerica Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 07, 2011 Posts: 131	He is the Black Dahlia Killer, Zodiac Killer, and kidnapped Anthonette Cayedito, obviously

06-18-2012, 02:23 PM	#6
Necco Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2006 Posts: 1,149	His drag queen name is Resurrection Mary!

06-18-2012, 03:56 PM	#7
Steve W. Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 03, 2010 Posts: 870	He was the crazy/wacko from Detroit. After that, he used the name "Michael Carmello" to lure Father Reynaldo Rivera to a rest stop where he abducted and murdered him shortly thereafter and did the same thing to Father John Kerrigan approx. 2 years later. Once he gave up that alias, he moved to Los Angeles where he pretended to be a part of a gang known as the Playboys and was the man seen with Matthew Chase in the infamous ATM photo.

06-18-2012, 06:34 PM	#8
UMFaninMD I love a mystery Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2011 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,287	Christopher Chicester IS Ogopogo, Cadmosarus, El Chupacabra and the Mothman all at the same time---he's a shapeshifter.

06-23-2012, 05:38 PM	#10
SheRaaa Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 30, 2009 Posts: 421	He is a "man in black!" Also: -hairstylist to Tim McClure -optometrist to everyone in the Randall Utterback case -the original Skunk Ape