A Honeymooners Father's Day skit:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are having a barbeque in Central Park with their wives.)

Ralph: "What a great day today is. Father's Day. Take a look at that scene there. A little kid playing firsbee with his dad."

Ed: "I know. It makes me sad that we aren't dads. I sooo want to tkae my kid down the sewer for 'Take your son to work day.'"

Ralph: "Um...yeah. I just wished that I had a kid too. Take him to Yankee Staidum or Citi Field. Teach him to bowl just so he can bowl on the Hurricanes Bowling Team as well as him being a Raccoon."

Ed: "I relate to kids."

Ralph: "I know. You are always acting like a kid."

Ed: "How about the joy that a son or daughter would say: 'I Love You Daddy.'"

Ralph: "How sweet that is."

(Audience cheers.)

Ralph: "You know. Father's are taken for granted. We should be glad that we got a day like this every year."

Ed: "Father's are very important."

(They sing a song about Father's Day.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "I just want to wish a Happy Father's Day to everyone."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Once again, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)