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zack · 01-27-2002, 11:00 PM

I didn't know Lincoln was Jewish!
Do you want an enema?
Perry Mason would always jump up-that was when he was Perry Mason, now he's Ironside. He don't jump up no more!
Not now, Archie I ain't in the mood!
I saw something about a watch on Mannix once. Or was it Let's Make a Deal?
I think we oughta eat.

Lisa72 · 03-30-2002, 03:31 PM

I am a KLEPA!

Viola_Fuss · 11-23-2003, 10:41 PM

"Drink all your orange juice...you nevah know what part the Vitamin C will be in!"

"oh......ARCHIE!!!!

"

"Uh!!

Joey MADE A BOOM-BOOM!!!"

"Michael is my son-in-law...he's married to my Glor-i-awwww."

"Ohhh......MY!!"

"Gloria!! The next time I see you..you're gonna be mother!"
G: "And the next time I see YOU...you're gonna be a GRANDmother. And the next time I see Daddy...

....He'll be WHITE!!!!"

"Archie....maybe you should let GOD decide....."

"WE AIN'T GOING TO DISNEY WORLD.....OR ANY OTHER WORLD!!!! STIFLE!!!"

Pug Lover · 11-27-2003, 08:11 PM

Aaarrchieeee,how was your day?Lousy Edit get me a beer. First there was a frame with a big lion roaring.What,s the lion got to do with the movie?Oh it was a Metro Goldwyn Mayer picture. Ticka-lock.Don,t you remember when you was a kid,your mother told you ticka-lock,and your lips was sealed.Well ticka-lock and swallow the key. Happy birthday to you,happy birthday to you,happy birthday dear Gloria,happy birthday to you,I DON,T WANNA TALK TO YOU NO MORE. I,m gonna get away from you tonight Archie. I love you truuuuuly,TRUUUUUUUUUULY DEAR. Sunrise sunset.Stifle stifle. Fairytales can come true,it can happen to you if you,re young at heart.

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almostgolden · 12-05-2003, 02:40 PM

can of cling peaches...........in heavy syrup

Viola_Fuss · 12-05-2003, 05:39 PM

Or...a can of "Hmmmm...hmmm-hmmms!"

Brian · 12-05-2003, 08:45 PM

As your hostess for this evening I welcome you with open noses.

01-27-2002, 11:00 PM	#1
zack Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 02, 2001 Posts: 172	Best Edith lines I didn't know Lincoln was Jewish! Do you want an enema? Perry Mason would always jump up-that was when he was Perry Mason, now he's Ironside. He don't jump up no more! Not now, Archie I ain't in the mood! I saw something about a watch on Mannix once. Or was it Let's Make a Deal? I think we oughta eat.

11-23-2003, 10:41 PM	#3
Viola_Fuss Banned Banned!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 15, 2003 Posts: 149	"Drink all your orange juice...you nevah know what part the Vitamin C will be in!" "oh......ARCHIE!!!! " "Uh!! Joey MADE A BOOM-BOOM!!!" "Michael is my son-in-law...he's married to my Glor-i-awwww." "Ohhh......MY!!" "Gloria!! The next time I see you..you're gonna be mother!" G: "And the next time I see YOU...you're gonna be a GRANDmother. And the next time I see Daddy.......He'll be WHITE!!!!" "Archie....maybe you should let GOD decide....." "WE AIN'T GOING TO DISNEY WORLD.....OR ANY OTHER WORLD!!!! STIFLE!!!"

11-27-2003, 08:11 PM	#4
Pug Lover Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 05, 2003 Location: Hamilton Ontario Canada Posts: 467	Aaarrchieeee,how was your day?Lousy Edit get me a beer. First there was a frame with a big lion roaring.What,s the lion got to do with the movie?Oh it was a Metro Goldwyn Mayer picture. Ticka-lock.Don,t you remember when you was a kid,your mother told you ticka-lock,and your lips was sealed.Well ticka-lock and swallow the key. Happy birthday to you,happy birthday to you,happy birthday dear Gloria,happy birthday to you,I DON,T WANNA TALK TO YOU NO MORE. I,m gonna get away from you tonight Archie. I love you truuuuuly,TRUUUUUUUUUULY DEAR. Sunrise sunset.Stifle stifle. Fairytales can come true,it can happen to you if you,re young at heart.[IMG]http://[/IMG]
	__________________ "Well here,s another nice mess you,ve gotten me into."Laurel & Hardy

03-30-2002, 03:31 PM	#2
Lisa72 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2002 Posts: 5	I am a KLEPA!

12-05-2003, 02:40 PM	#5
almostgolden Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 26, 2003 Location: NY Posts: 16	can of cling peaches...........in heavy syrup

12-05-2003, 05:39 PM	#6
Viola_Fuss Banned Banned!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 15, 2003 Posts: 149	Or...a can of "Hmmmm...hmmm-hmmms!"

12-05-2003, 08:45 PM	#7
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	As your hostess for this evening I welcome you with open noses.