Best Stanley and Helen exchanges - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

zack · 01-27-2002, 10:50 PM

Here are three of my favorites:
STANLEY: Helen, what would I do with another woman?
HELEN: Beats me.

STANLEY: Helen, one of these days you're gonna make me come after you.
HELEN: God knows I've tried.

HELEN: You promised to take me out tonight so we could have a good time.
STANLEY: How can I think of having a good time when I want to go to bed?
HELEN: You're right, that was foolish of me.

What are yours?

Karen64 · 02-08-2002, 02:27 PM

One of my faves:

(Stanley is ranting about something; I can't remember what it was about)....

Helen: "Is that your final word?"
Stanley: "Yes!"
Helen: "Good, then we won't be hearing any more from you!"

Céline · 02-13-2002, 05:25 PM

Helen-Look Stanley this new dress that I bought!
Stanley-I like it!
Helen-Really!Stanley you really like it!
Stanley-Yes!It's hiding your knees!

Truth · 02-19-2002, 03:52 AM

On the 6th episode(I believe the 6th) Mrs. Roper made some kind of comment..

Mr Roper: I will get to you later.
Mrs Roper: Promises Promises......

17Mar59 · 03-12-2002, 10:38 PM

Stanley:Are you kidding?I don't want to catch your flu!
Helen:You never get CLOSE enough..

(Not a Stanley and Helen exchange but an interesting one
between Janet and Helen):
Janet:Congraduations(after Helen tells her it's their anniversary)What are you going to do tonight?
Helen:Watch Baretta followed by Charlie's Angels..(picks up
Tv Guide)THIS is our social calendar!

zack · 03-21-2002, 11:53 PM

Helen: How do you like my new perfume, Stanley? It's called Now or Never.
Stanley: Well it's half right.

k272br · 03-22-2002, 02:28 AM

Helen: Stanley, how would you like to see me coming to bed in this?

Stanley: A golf cart??

Sean Snow · 03-22-2002, 01:31 PM

Here's another thing on the "Charlie's Angels" & "Baretta" thing

Helen: Stanley, do you know what tonight is? [It's the anniversary]
Stanley: Oh! "Baretta" followed by "Charlie's Angels"!

01-27-2002, 10:50 PM	#1
zack Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 02, 2001 Posts: 172	Best Stanley and Helen exchanges Here are three of my favorites: STANLEY: Helen, what would I do with another woman? HELEN: Beats me. STANLEY: Helen, one of these days you're gonna make me come after you. HELEN: God knows I've tried. HELEN: You promised to take me out tonight so we could have a good time. STANLEY: How can I think of having a good time when I want to go to bed? HELEN: You're right, that was foolish of me. What are yours?

02-13-2002, 05:25 PM	#3
Céline Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 29, 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,606	The one remember the most? Helen-Look Stanley this new dress that I bought! Stanley-I like it! Helen-Really!Stanley you really like it! Stanley-Yes!It's hiding your knees!

02-19-2002, 03:52 AM	#4
Truth •°·Alien Believer·°• Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 15, 2001 Posts: 3,463	On the 6th episode(I believe the 6th) Mrs. Roper made some kind of comment.. Mr Roper: I will get to you later. Mrs Roper: Promises Promises......
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03-22-2002, 01:31 PM	#8
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Here's another thing on the "Charlie's Angels" & "Baretta" thing Helen: Stanley, do you know what tonight is? [It's the anniversary] Stanley: Oh! "Baretta" followed by "Charlie's Angels"!
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02-08-2002, 02:27 PM	#2
Karen64 Comedy Fan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 24, 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 1,412	One of my faves: (Stanley is ranting about something; I can't remember what it was about).... Helen: "Is that your final word?" Stanley: "Yes!" Helen: "Good, then we won't be hearing any more from you!"

03-12-2002, 10:38 PM	#5
17Mar59 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 03, 2002 Location: washington state Posts: 475	Stanley:Are you kidding?I don't want to catch your flu! Helen:You never get CLOSE enough.. (Not a Stanley and Helen exchange but an interesting one between Janet and Helen): Janet:Congraduations(after Helen tells her it's their anniversary)What are you going to do tonight? Helen:Watch Baretta followed by Charlie's Angels..(picks up Tv Guide)THIS is our social calendar!

03-21-2002, 11:53 PM	#6
zack Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 02, 2001 Posts: 172	Helen: How do you like my new perfume, Stanley? It's called Now or Never. Stanley: Well it's half right.

03-22-2002, 02:28 AM	#7
k272br Classic TV Lover Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 23, 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 60	Helen: Stanley, how would you like to see me coming to bed in this? Stanley: A golf cart??