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catlover79 · 05-24-2012, 06:27 PM

http://radio.foxnews.com/2012/05/24/...elves-to-jail/

From the “What Were They Thinking?” files. Two men allegedly carjack a church van, then help police get them behind bars in record time.

FOX News Radio’s Chris Hoenig has the story:

Cortez Craig and Cornell Moses stopped by a California church that gives rides to people down on their luck, asking for a ride to the San Joaquin County Jail to visit an inmate. But driver Dave Kendall had other stops to make first, and the men:

(Kendall) “Punched me in the head a few times, kicked me a few times and grabbed the keys and ran.”

So Kendall told Stockton Police Detective Joe Silva exactly where the pair had wanted to go…and sure enough, Craig and Moses were arrested – already in the jail!

(Silva) “These criminals, they weren’t real smart.”

Both men, charged with felony carjacking and assault.

Chris Hoenig, FOX News Radio.

Marvo301 · 05-25-2012, 01:50 PM

Reminds me of a guy in my hometiown who stole a car to get to court in order to face charges of...you guessed it, stealing a car!

catlover79 · 05-25-2012, 02:22 PM

They just keep getting smarter and smarter, don't they??

Tubehead · 05-26-2012, 09:02 AM

i wouldn't pick up anybody off the street they could had a gun.

Marvo301 · 05-26-2012, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

They just keep getting smarter and smarter, don't they??

Yep!!

05-24-2012, 06:27 PM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	CA Men Steal Church Van to Visit Friend in Jail http://radio.foxnews.com/2012/05/24/...elves-to-jail/ From the “What Were They Thinking?” files. Two men allegedly carjack a church van, then help police get them behind bars in record time. FOX News Radio’s Chris Hoenig has the story: Cortez Craig and Cornell Moses stopped by a California church that gives rides to people down on their luck, asking for a ride to the San Joaquin County Jail to visit an inmate. But driver Dave Kendall had other stops to make first, and the men: (Kendall) “Punched me in the head a few times, kicked me a few times and grabbed the keys and ran.” So Kendall told Stockton Police Detective Joe Silva exactly where the pair had wanted to go…and sure enough, Craig and Moses were arrested – already in the jail! (Silva) “These criminals, they weren’t real smart.” Both men, charged with felony carjacking and assault. Chris Hoenig, FOX News Radio. Attached Images
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05-25-2012, 01:50 PM	#2
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,456	Reminds me of a guy in my hometiown who stole a car to get to court in order to face charges of...you guessed it, stealing a car!
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05-25-2012, 02:22 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	They just keep getting smarter and smarter, don't they??

05-26-2012, 09:02 AM	#4
Tubehead Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 12, 2007 Location: chattanooga.tn Posts: 5,139	i wouldn't pick up anybody off the street they could had a gun.