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SimpsonsFan · 05-14-2012, 05:34 PM

I have a fun idea, let's play a little game and take turns posting our favorite Waldo comments. Rules:

1. You can only write one Waldo comment per post.
2. You must wait for at least 1 other person to post something before you post again.

Let's have fun! Me 1st.

(In court)
Waldo: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth, in sickness and health, til death do you part?
Man: I'm not getting married!
Waldo: Don't worry, you'll find that special someone.

SimpsonsFan · 06-04-2012, 09:11 PM

Come on guys! My intention was to be reminded of some of Waldo's funny comments I may have forgotten. I'll start again,

Eddie: Waldo, have you ever had a curfew?
Waldo: No, but I once had a hamster.

SimpsonsFan · 07-26-2012, 10:58 PM

Laura (in court): Thank you Waldo, you can go now.
Waldo: That's ok, I already went before I left the house.
Laura: I meant back to your seat!

Jessica · 07-27-2012, 09:10 AM

Great idea!

When Steve and Carl are shrinked and Waldo comes in to the Winslow house:

Steve and Carl: Waldo! Right here!

Waldo: Mr. Winslow? Urkel? Oh my god, I'm 90 feet tall, help!!

SimpsonsFan · 07-28-2012, 08:04 PM

Steve (with a walkie talkie): Waldo, I'm on channel 3
Waldo: I'm on channel 101.3, less talk, more music (starts dancing)

Lorimar Television · 07-30-2012, 01:23 AM

Waldo: Hey Eddie! Are you Eddie? There's something wrong with your water pressure! (First line in the series)

SimpsonsFan · 07-30-2012, 11:13 AM

Carl: Waldo, where are you going?
Waldo: Airport
Carl (angry): After that?
Waldo: Airplane
Carl (more angry): After that?
Waldo: Another airport
Carl: (even more angry): Where will you end up!?
Waldo: Back here
Carl: Let me see the tickets!!

Jessica · 07-31-2012, 09:06 AM

Oh dear, haha, that part is just so great!

Carl: Waldo, did you walk all the way here in your pajamas?

Waldo: Of course not, that would be stupid. I took the bus.

SimpsonsFan · 07-31-2012, 02:36 PM

Eddie: Waldo, I'm still waiting on that order of a Mighty Weenie and ribs
Waldo: Right up, a dog and a hog!

JO Sweet Heart · 11-04-2012, 11:19 PM

I remember during the episode when Stephan was first created in season five, Laura invites him to the party that she and Eddie have. Well when Waldo and Maxine knock on the door and everyone inside is disappointed about it being them and not Stephan like they hoped, Waldo turns to Maxine and says, "I told you I should have worn my other tie!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

SimpsonsFan · 11-11-2012, 09:29 PM

"Laura, you should go to the dance w/my cousin Bob, short for Bobbalobbadingdong...I'll give him a ringadingding"

Oh and let's not forget about his other relatives, Aunt Velveeta, Uncle Jalapeno, and kids Nacho and Gary..."There's something strange about him."

JO Sweet Heart · 11-11-2012, 09:34 PM

^^^ Another one is when Eddie once asked him and Weasel, "So what's new?" and Waldo said, "My boxer shorts."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I love when we got to see him tap dance!

SimpsonsFan · 11-17-2012, 09:31 PM

Waldo: "Cool it!!"
Tv host: "You seem to know our guests?"
Waldo: "No, but I'm their friend"..."I'm Waldo Geraldo Faldo, the guy who brought them on this show"..."Here's the skinny, deep down in your spleens, you care about each other..."You say you're friends, but do you act like it, NO"

"Life is short, and so is Gary Coleman."

JO Sweet Heart · 11-17-2012, 10:28 PM

^^^

Steve: "State your name."
Waldo: "Illinois."
Steve: "No. State your name. Not name your state."
Waldo: "Oh. Waldo Faldo.......from Illinois."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

SimpsonsFan · 11-18-2012, 11:15 PM

Eddie: "How do I look?"
Waldo: "With your eyes."

05-14-2012, 05:34 PM	#1
SimpsonsFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 22, 2004 Location: Buford, GA Posts: 838	Waldo-isms (game) I have a fun idea, let's play a little game and take turns posting our favorite Waldo comments. Rules: 1. You can only write one Waldo comment per post. 2. You must wait for at least 1 other person to post something before you post again. Let's have fun! Me 1st. (In court) Waldo: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth, in sickness and health, til death do you part? Man: I'm not getting married! Waldo: Don't worry, you'll find that special someone.
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07-30-2012, 01:23 AM	#6
Lorimar Television Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 06, 2007 Posts: 7,034	Waldo: Hey Eddie! Are you Eddie? There's something wrong with your water pressure! (First line in the series)
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11-04-2012, 11:19 PM	#10
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,882	I remember during the episode when Stephan was first created in season five, Laura invites him to the party that she and Eddie have. Well when Waldo and Maxine knock on the door and everyone inside is disappointed about it being them and not Stephan like they hoped, Waldo turns to Maxine and says, "I told you I should have worn my other tie!" God bless you always!!! Holly
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06-04-2012, 09:11 PM	#2
SimpsonsFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 22, 2004 Location: Buford, GA Posts: 838	Come on guys! My intention was to be reminded of some of Waldo's funny comments I may have forgotten. I'll start again, Eddie: Waldo, have you ever had a curfew? Waldo: No, but I once had a hamster.

07-26-2012, 10:58 PM	#3
SimpsonsFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 22, 2004 Location: Buford, GA Posts: 838	Laura (in court): Thank you Waldo, you can go now. Waldo: That's ok, I already went before I left the house. Laura: I meant back to your seat!

07-27-2012, 09:10 AM	#4
Jessica Retro fan Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 09, 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 9,034	Great idea! When Steve and Carl are shrinked and Waldo comes in to the Winslow house: Steve and Carl: Waldo! Right here! Waldo: Mr. Winslow? Urkel? Oh my god, I'm 90 feet tall, help!!

07-28-2012, 08:04 PM	#5
SimpsonsFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 22, 2004 Location: Buford, GA Posts: 838	Steve (with a walkie talkie): Waldo, I'm on channel 3 Waldo: I'm on channel 101.3, less talk, more music (starts dancing)

07-30-2012, 11:13 AM	#7
SimpsonsFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 22, 2004 Location: Buford, GA Posts: 838	Carl: Waldo, where are you going? Waldo: Airport Carl (angry): After that? Waldo: Airplane Carl (more angry): After that? Waldo: Another airport Carl: (even more angry): Where will you end up!? Waldo: Back here Carl: Let me see the tickets!!

07-31-2012, 09:06 AM	#8
Jessica Retro fan Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 09, 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 9,034	Oh dear, haha, that part is just so great! Carl: Waldo, did you walk all the way here in your pajamas? Waldo: Of course not, that would be stupid. I took the bus.

07-31-2012, 02:36 PM	#9
SimpsonsFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 22, 2004 Location: Buford, GA Posts: 838	Eddie: Waldo, I'm still waiting on that order of a Mighty Weenie and ribs Waldo: Right up, a dog and a hog!

11-11-2012, 09:29 PM	#11
SimpsonsFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 22, 2004 Location: Buford, GA Posts: 838	"Laura, you should go to the dance w/my cousin Bob, short for Bobbalobbadingdong...I'll give him a ringadingding" Oh and let's not forget about his other relatives, Aunt Velveeta, Uncle Jalapeno, and kids Nacho and Gary..."There's something strange about him."

11-11-2012, 09:34 PM	#12
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,882	^^^ Another one is when Eddie once asked him and Weasel, "So what's new?" and Waldo said, "My boxer shorts." God bless you always!!! Holly P.S. I love when we got to see him tap dance!

11-17-2012, 09:31 PM	#13
SimpsonsFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 22, 2004 Location: Buford, GA Posts: 838	Waldo: "Cool it!!" Tv host: "You seem to know our guests?" Waldo: "No, but I'm their friend"..."I'm Waldo Geraldo Faldo, the guy who brought them on this show"..."Here's the skinny, deep down in your spleens, you care about each other..."You say you're friends, but do you act like it, NO" "Life is short, and so is Gary Coleman."

11-17-2012, 10:28 PM	#14
JO Sweet Heart Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 11, 2012 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 7,882	^^^ Steve: "State your name." Waldo: "Illinois." Steve: "No. State your name. Not name your state." Waldo: "Oh. Waldo Faldo.......from Illinois." God bless you always!!! Holly

11-18-2012, 11:15 PM	#15
SimpsonsFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 22, 2004 Location: Buford, GA Posts: 838	Eddie: "How do I look?" Waldo: "With your eyes."