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(Ralph & Ed are exiting MSG.)
Ed: "It was a dark, dark day." Ralph: "You can say that again Norton. You can say that again. I know that James, Bosh and Wade were on the other team. You don't mean to tell me that the Knicks couldn't put up a better effort than THAT?" Ed: "I know how you feel Ralph. It looks like the Knicks will lose this series." Ralph: "Don't say that Norton. I know the Knicks still have a chance. They have got to win this series. They have got to win the next four games and knock the Heat off of their pedestals. Ed: "If the Heat win the NBA title, we should all move down to Miami and do our jobs that we are doing now down there." (Audience cheers.) Ralph: "Yeah. We can also play golf all year long too." (Audience cheers louder.) Ed: "It's time to get our chins up. We got to smile. Come on Ralph. Give me that smile. Give me those teeth." (Ralph "smiles.") Ralph: "I feel better already Norton. How could be so positive." Ed: "I was thought that. We got to keep smiling even if it takes the Knicks a decade to win an NBA title. Even if they NEVER win an NBA title. We got to smile. Smile." Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" (Ed runs away.) (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.) Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! How sweet it is. GOOD NIGHT!" (Audience cheers.) |
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