Jed Clampett Is Worth How Much in 2012!?! - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 04-28-2012, 01:39 PM

Jed Clampett
Worth: $9.8 Billion

Source: Oil & Gas

Residence: Beverly Hills, Calif.

Ever-rising price of “Texas tea” contributes to the hillbilly billionaire’s big bottom line. Clampett Oil courted disaster when an oil tanker spilled 20,000 barrels of crude in the Gulf of Alaska last June: “I’m mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees,” owner Jed said in a press conference, firing CEO Milton Drysdale on the spot. “If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a june bug.” Clampett’s mother-in-law, “Granny,” led successful cleanup effort, personally “wet-moppin’ and spitshinin’” several hundred miles of seashore. Featured in The Beverly Hillbillies television series and films.

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Mark Glicker · 05-31-2012, 04:42 PM

Buddy Ebsen was an avid coin collector and one of the founders of the Beverly Hills coin club.

04-28-2012, 01:39 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Jed Clampett Is Worth How Much in 2012!?! Jed Clampett Worth: $9.8 Billion Source: Oil & Gas Residence: Beverly Hills, Calif. Ever-rising price of “Texas tea” contributes to the hillbilly billionaire’s big bottom line. Clampett Oil courted disaster when an oil tanker spilled 20,000 barrels of crude in the Gulf of Alaska last June: “I’m mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees,” owner Jed said in a press conference, firing CEO Milton Drysdale on the spot. “If brains were leather, he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a june bug.” Clampett’s mother-in-law, “Granny,” led successful cleanup effort, personally “wet-moppin’ and spitshinin’” several hundred miles of seashore. Featured in The Beverly Hillbillies television series and films. http://www.forbes.com/pictures/mlg45...gallerycontent
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05-31-2012, 04:42 PM	#2
Mark Glicker Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 29, 2012 Location: New York Posts: 68	Buddy Ebsen was an avid coin collector and one of the founders of the Beverly Hills coin club.