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OH Nuts! · 04-09-2012, 08:34 PM

Take an ep, a theme, a trait or bit of knowledge of one of the characters, and come up with some "other episode" titles for HIC. (For some examples on other shows, check Bewitched & Barney Miller boards which have some good ones,

I'll start:

The Plane's Detained But LA Gals Remain

Saucy Senior Chaperone A Bossy Broad Who Rules The Throne!

Elka's "Fence"

Poor Joyce Can't Keep A "Beard"

Victoria-Victor-Victoria Is A "Drag"

Victoria's "Joy"ful Wedding

OH Nuts! · 04-17-2012, 06:50 PM

and some more....

Who Can Turn Your Cell On With A Smile?

"Night Of The Iguana" lol

STOP THAT MARRIAGE! You Hockey Puck

Elka's "Churning" In Her Hiding Place

Victoria Victorless In Dirty Soap Maneuver

Victoria "Chases" after Her Sagging Career

"Berry" Lucci!

catlover79 · 04-17-2012, 07:28 PM

I DON'T Love Lucci (Victoria)

The Golden Girl (Elka)

The Thrill of the (Victoria) Chase

Hello, Newman...Errr, Rick

My Son the Jonas Brother (Melanie)

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Beautician & The Beast (Joy and Rick's fling)

The Elka Club

My Father, Barney Miller (Hal Linden as Victoria's dad)

Grady's Elderly Lady (Elka is a Grady Sizemore fan)

OH Nuts! · 04-17-2012, 09:59 PM

LOVE your titles Monika!
Let the Episode Title Rejects Game begin!

catlover79 · 04-18-2012, 01:22 AM

Shout For Joy

Ode to Joy

The Great Betty White Hope

Meet My Kids Emmy, Oscar, Tony...All I Need is a Grammy (Victoria)

Muddling Through One Day at a Time (Melanie and her ex-boyfriend's mother, played by Bonnie Franklin)

It's Not Easy Needing a Green Card (Joy)

Victoria the Drag Queen?

Let's Go Tribe!! (Elka)

We're Going to Make a Break For It After All!! (Elka and her cellmate, played by Mary Tyler Moore)

The Not So Fab Four (the ladies form a rock band)

Freddy My Love (Elka)

Where's Elka?

Hot For Elka (Fred, Max and Bobby)

Having a Not So Gay Old Time (the girls go on the cruise)

and finally:

Cleveland ROCKS!!!!!!

OH Nuts! · 04-18-2012, 01:40 AM

And....

Nympho Nonegenarian

Melanie "Cops" An Ex Boyfriend

Melanie's Brotherly Love (Oh brother lol!)

Soap Washout Chased To Cleveland

You Only Hurt The Son You Love

"The Facts Of Life" At The Sperm Bank

catlover79 · 04-18-2012, 09:09 AM

Torn Between Two Brothers (Melanie, Hank and Pete)

Scum of the Earth (Hank)

Keep Those Vodkas Coming (Elka)

Age is Just a Number (Elka)

The Captain and Victoria

How Does That Foot Taste, Elka?

She's the Quicker Benderer Over (Elka)

Daphne Moon Over Joy

Make Me an Offer I Can't Refuse (Elka)

Drool Over Lawyer (Melanie, Joy, Victoria and Judge Lesser)

Brunettes Have More Fun (Melanie, Joy and Victoria)

Elka Joins the Indians' Bullpen Mafia

catlover79 · 04-18-2012, 10:47 AM

My Daughter, Melanie Griffith (Victoria)

Killing Susan Lucci (Victoria nearly crushes her falling from the ceiling of the bathroom stall)

Oh, Won't You Come Home With Me, Grady Sizemore? (Elka)

Made in the Shades (Elka and Melanie)

Happy Happy Joy Joy

catlover79 · 04-18-2012, 02:17 PM

Elka's Elmo Experiment (dyeing her hair red)

Elkavision

Grudgematch: Victoria Chase vs. Susan Lucci (and/or Melanie Griffith)

Manhandled By Manhands (Joy and the governor)

Churning With the Amish (Victoria)

NORM-ETH!! (George Wendt as Amishman Yoder)

Snark and Snark Alike (Elka and Joy)

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot...Err, Too Late (Joy and Owen)

Just Call Me Narcissistic (Victoria)

Flatt & Scoggs

OH Nuts! · 04-19-2012, 01:46 AM

And...

Skyping With Mummy
Joy's Highbrow Lowbrow Humor
"Joy" In Robbing The Cradle
You Can "Depend" On Victoria
Victoria And The Brit Are Not A Hit
Polish Pothead
My Perky Cellmate

Kristen · 04-19-2012, 03:50 AM

Monika, your ep. titles are TOO funny! Makes me want to finally watch my S2 DVD! (I know, I know....*Hides*) But it's not like I haven't seen them before!

catlover79 · 04-19-2012, 10:46 PM

Golden Oldie (Elka)

Miscounting My Kids (Victoria)

Mommie Dearest (Victoria's daughter Emmy writes a scathing tell-all book)

Love Hangover (Elka and her many suitors)

It's a Nice Day for a Betty White Wedding!! (Elka's walk down the aisle)

(P.S. Thank you, Kristen!!)

catlover79 · 04-21-2012, 07:38 PM

Hanging With Mr. Colin Cooper

My Boy Toy Roy (Elka)

Hockey Puck Husband (Bobby, played by Don Rickles)

Save Some Donuts For Elka

Joy's Knight in Not-So-Shining Armor (All My Children star Michael E. Knight)

catlover79 · 05-23-2013, 05:31 PM

Where There's a Will, There's an Emmy

I Like Young Men and I Cannot Lie (Joy)

Snob and Snob Alike (Victoria)

Melanie - You've Been WEINER'ed!!! (the date with the politician)

Elka's Boy Toy Mama's Boy Roy

Leigh Ann · 05-24-2013, 09:34 AM

I love all these title rejects. Too funny!

04-09-2012, 08:34 PM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Episode Title Rejects Game Take an ep, a theme, a trait or bit of knowledge of one of the characters, and come up with some "other episode" titles for HIC. (For some examples on other shows, check Bewitched & Barney Miller boards which have some good ones, I'll start: The Plane's Detained But LA Gals Remain Saucy Senior Chaperone A Bossy Broad Who Rules The Throne! Elka's "Fence" Poor Joyce Can't Keep A "Beard" Victoria-Victor-Victoria Is A "Drag" Victoria's "Joy"ful Wedding

04-17-2012, 07:28 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	I DON'T Love Lucci (Victoria) The Golden Girl (Elka) The Thrill of the (Victoria) Chase Hello, Newman...Errr, Rick My Son the Jonas Brother (Melanie) Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Beautician & The Beast (Joy and Rick's fling) The Elka Club My Father, Barney Miller (Hal Linden as Victoria's dad) Grady's Elderly Lady (Elka is a Grady Sizemore fan)
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04-19-2012, 03:50 AM	#11
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Monika, your ep. titles are TOO funny! Makes me want to finally watch my S2 DVD! (I know, I know....Hides) But it's not like I haven't seen them before!
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04-17-2012, 06:50 PM	#2
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	and some more.... Who Can Turn Your Cell On With A Smile? "Night Of The Iguana" lol STOP THAT MARRIAGE! You Hockey Puck Elka's "Churning" In Her Hiding Place Victoria Victorless In Dirty Soap Maneuver Victoria "Chases" after Her Sagging Career "Berry" Lucci!

04-17-2012, 09:59 PM	#4
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	LOVE your titles Monika! Let the Episode Title Rejects Game begin!

04-18-2012, 01:22 AM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Shout For Joy Ode to Joy The Great Betty White Hope Meet My Kids Emmy, Oscar, Tony...All I Need is a Grammy (Victoria) Muddling Through One Day at a Time (Melanie and her ex-boyfriend's mother, played by Bonnie Franklin) It's Not Easy Needing a Green Card (Joy) Victoria the Drag Queen? Let's Go Tribe!! (Elka) We're Going to Make a Break For It After All!! (Elka and her cellmate, played by Mary Tyler Moore) The Not So Fab Four (the ladies form a rock band) Freddy My Love (Elka) Where's Elka? Hot For Elka (Fred, Max and Bobby) Having a Not So Gay Old Time (the girls go on the cruise) and finally: Cleveland ROCKS!!!!!!

04-18-2012, 01:40 AM	#6
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	And.... Nympho Nonegenarian Melanie "Cops" An Ex Boyfriend Melanie's Brotherly Love (Oh brother lol!) Soap Washout Chased To Cleveland You Only Hurt The Son You Love "The Facts Of Life" At The Sperm Bank

04-18-2012, 09:09 AM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Torn Between Two Brothers (Melanie, Hank and Pete) Scum of the Earth (Hank) Keep Those Vodkas Coming (Elka) Age is Just a Number (Elka) The Captain and Victoria How Does That Foot Taste, Elka? She's the Quicker Benderer Over (Elka) Daphne Moon Over Joy Make Me an Offer I Can't Refuse (Elka) Drool Over Lawyer (Melanie, Joy, Victoria and Judge Lesser) Brunettes Have More Fun (Melanie, Joy and Victoria) Elka Joins the Indians' Bullpen Mafia

04-18-2012, 10:47 AM	#8
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	My Daughter, Melanie Griffith (Victoria) Killing Susan Lucci (Victoria nearly crushes her falling from the ceiling of the bathroom stall) Oh, Won't You Come Home With Me, Grady Sizemore? (Elka) Made in the Shades (Elka and Melanie) Happy Happy Joy Joy

04-18-2012, 02:17 PM	#9
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Elka's Elmo Experiment (dyeing her hair red) Elkavision Grudgematch: Victoria Chase vs. Susan Lucci (and/or Melanie Griffith) Manhandled By Manhands (Joy and the governor) Churning With the Amish (Victoria) NORM-ETH!! (George Wendt as Amishman Yoder) Snark and Snark Alike (Elka and Joy) Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot...Err, Too Late (Joy and Owen) Just Call Me Narcissistic (Victoria) Flatt & Scoggs

04-19-2012, 01:46 AM	#10
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	And... Skyping With Mummy Joy's Highbrow Lowbrow Humor "Joy" In Robbing The Cradle You Can "Depend" On Victoria Victoria And The Brit Are Not A Hit Polish Pothead My Perky Cellmate

04-19-2012, 10:46 PM	#12
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Golden Oldie (Elka) Miscounting My Kids (Victoria) Mommie Dearest (Victoria's daughter Emmy writes a scathing tell-all book) Love Hangover (Elka and her many suitors) It's a Nice Day for a Betty White Wedding!! (Elka's walk down the aisle) (P.S. Thank you, Kristen!!)

04-21-2012, 07:38 PM	#13
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Hanging With Mr. Colin Cooper My Boy Toy Roy (Elka) Hockey Puck Husband (Bobby, played by Don Rickles) Save Some Donuts For Elka Joy's Knight in Not-So-Shining Armor (All My Children star Michael E. Knight)

05-23-2013, 05:31 PM	#14
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Where There's a Will, There's an Emmy I Like Young Men and I Cannot Lie (Joy) Snob and Snob Alike (Victoria) Melanie - You've Been WEINER'ed!!! (the date with the politician) Elka's Boy Toy Mama's Boy Roy

05-24-2013, 09:34 AM	#15
Leigh Ann Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 15, 2002 Posts: 2,188	I love all these title rejects. Too funny!