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Jack1000 · 03-08-2012, 06:06 PM

Crack up beyond comprehension at so many great lines from Red! He seems like a carbon copy of my father in sayings and mannerisms. Love it when he has to spend the day with Fez and they are in the car arguing:

Red: "Start This Car!"

Fez: "Ah, wait, you don't have your seatbelt on."

Red: "I do!!! Now start this car!!!"

Fez: "The little man on the dashboard says you don't!"

Red: "Start this car, or I'm gonna pack you in a crate, take you down to the dock, and have you exchanged for a bunch of bananas!!!!" LOL!

Jack

70s show watcher · 03-08-2012, 08:02 PM

kelso well it looks like a classic case of hand stuck in vase red how would you like a classic case of foot stuck in as;;

TVFactFan · 04-01-2012, 02:22 AM

Line I caught tonight

"Women will sit on anything you do wrong like an egg for 25 years and then the egg will hatch on......"superbowl sunday"

lol

jaz.claxton · 09-10-2016, 04:28 PM

"Dumbass!"

AB · 09-10-2016, 04:53 PM

A Red Forman line/quote:

AB · 09-10-2016, 04:56 PM

More Red quotes/lines:

Nordy · 09-10-2016, 05:11 PM

Kitty: Maybe this SAT thing is a blessing. It'll make a funny story to tell when Eric's a senator.
Red: The word you're looking for is "janitor".

AB · 09-11-2016, 03:40 PM

Red quote/line:

70s show watcher · 09-11-2016, 07:55 PM

its party all night dance all day and sex everywhere in between

AB · 09-13-2016, 05:44 PM

More lines from Red:

AB · 10-31-2016, 05:00 PM

Red quotes/lines:

AB · 04-20-2018, 05:26 PM

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AB · 06-04-2018, 04:39 PM

Red:

MA · 06-04-2018, 04:48 PM

Red:

AB · 03-18-2020, 04:55 PM

Red:

03-08-2012, 06:06 PM	#1
Jack1000 Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2001 Posts: 2,055	Classic Lines From Red! List Them!!! Crack up beyond comprehension at so many great lines from Red! He seems like a carbon copy of my father in sayings and mannerisms. Love it when he has to spend the day with Fez and they are in the car arguing: Red: "Start This Car!" Fez: "Ah, wait, you don't have your seatbelt on." Red: "I do!!! Now start this car!!!" Fez: "The little man on the dashboard says you don't!" Red: "Start this car, or I'm gonna pack you in a crate, take you down to the dock, and have you exchanged for a bunch of bananas!!!!" LOL! Jack

09-10-2016, 04:53 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Red Forman line/quote: Attached Images

09-10-2016, 04:56 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	More Red quotes/lines: Attached Images

09-10-2016, 05:11 PM	#7
Nordy Gilmore Guy and Proud of it!! Senior Member Join Date: Nov 14, 2012 Location: Rockford, IL Posts: 2,590	Kitty: Maybe this SAT thing is a blessing. It'll make a funny story to tell when Eric's a senator. Red: The word you're looking for is "janitor".
	__________________ "If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right." —Lorelai Gilmore

09-11-2016, 03:40 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Red quote/line: Attached Images

03-08-2012, 08:02 PM	#2
70s show watcher Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 20, 2008 Location: between point place and studio 8 h Posts: 4,548	kelso well it looks like a classic case of hand stuck in vase red how would you like a classic case of foot stuck in as;;

04-01-2012, 02:22 AM	#3
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,023	Line I caught tonight "Women will sit on anything you do wrong like an egg for 25 years and then the egg will hatch on......"superbowl sunday" lol

09-10-2016, 04:28 PM	#4
jaz.claxton Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 10, 2016 Location: USA Posts: 75	"Dumbass!"

09-11-2016, 07:55 PM	#9
70s show watcher Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 20, 2008 Location: between point place and studio 8 h Posts: 4,548	its party all night dance all day and sex everywhere in between

09-13-2016, 05:44 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	More lines from Red: Attached Images

10-31-2016, 05:00 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Red quotes/lines: Attached Images

04-20-2018, 05:26 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	. Attached Images

06-04-2018, 04:39 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Red: Attached Images

06-04-2018, 04:48 PM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,322	Red:
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

03-18-2020, 04:55 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Red: Attached Images