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bip05 · 02-14-2012, 10:38 PM

"My dear, you look so beautiful in the outfit I have chosen for you...."

DarkDante · 02-15-2012, 01:30 AM

I think the next line is something like "Doesn't it make you feel confident" or something like that. My favorite line from the Kessler/Maynard case is where they are in the automobile dealership and he flies off the handle and starts yelling "Why can't you make an intelligent business decision! What are you wasting this gentleman's time?"

You know if he wasn't such a scam, he'd probably have a career in car dealership somehow. He could be the "high pressure" guy who suddenly appears out of nowhere when someone is trying to purchase a car. He'd just show up and start ranting and raving like he did on UM. He could even do commercials, a whole world of possibilities for that particular individual!

WishfulDreamer · 02-15-2012, 05:47 AM

How about these:

Perhaps Ron had forgotten...

Perhaps Juan had been drinking...

You can lose your keys...

Did you sleep with her?

McBevis · 02-15-2012, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by WishfulDreamer

How about these:

Perhaps Ron had forgotten...

Perhaps Juan had been drinking...

You can lose your keys...

Did you sleep with her?

Did you sleep with her...well, um, yeah...congratulations, you have a daughter and she wants to meet you

Perhaps Juan had been drinking...or perhaps dreaming

I don't remember the others off the top of my head.

bip05 · 02-27-2012, 10:57 PM

Detective: Is there anything unusual that why you wouldn't see them for a certain length of time?

Woman: Well, it's not unusual for them to go out of town, but what's unusual, is usually when they go out of town, they let me know that they're going out of town.

bip05 · 05-25-2012, 12:47 AM

"give my love to grandma"

TracyLynnS · 05-25-2012, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by WishfulDreamer

You can lose your keys...

Is that the Molly Bish case?

You can lose your keys, you can lose your glasses, but how in America do you lose your child?

BlueMoon91 · 05-25-2012, 08:47 PM

How bout this one?

"If he had planned on taking off anywhere, why would he bother packing a lunch?"

WishfulDreamer · 05-25-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TracyLynnS

Is that the Molly Bish case?

You can lose your keys, you can lose your glasses, but how in America do you lose your child?

Yes!

MegtheEgg86 · 05-26-2012, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueMoon91

How bout this one?

"If he had planned on taking off anywhere, why would he bother packing a lunch?"

Dale Kerstetter?

WishfulDreamer · 08-29-2012, 08:12 AM

Here's one of my favorites:

Woman: What are you doing?
Man: My dear, that other bed was...

MegtheEgg86 · 08-29-2012, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by WishfulDreamer

Here's one of my favorites:

Woman: What are you doing?
Man: My dear, that other bed was...

Too schmall for us!

zack007attack · 08-29-2012, 07:37 PM

Here's some lines to finish:

"They goofed the thang up, they didn't try to do nothin"

"Sure it's just a co-incidence"

WishfulDreamer · 08-29-2012, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MegtheEgg86

Too schmall for us!

WishfulDreamer · 08-29-2012, 10:01 PM

"They goofed the thang up, they didn't try to do nothin"
It's a buddy deal, you know what a buddy deal is? That's when you help friends get away with things (or something like that)

"Sure it's just a co-incidence"
Sure it was, sure it was. And I'm Michael Jordan, too, I used to play for the Chicago Bulls.

02-14-2012, 10:38 PM	#1
bip05 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 01, 2012 Location: New England Posts: 130	Finish the line! "My dear, you look so beautiful in the outfit I have chosen for you...."

02-27-2012, 10:57 PM	#5
bip05 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 01, 2012 Location: New England Posts: 130	HERE'S ANOTHER!¡ Detective: Is there anything unusual that why you wouldn't see them for a certain length of time? Woman: Well, it's not unusual for them to go out of town, but what's unusual, is usually when they go out of town, they let me know that they're going out of town.

02-15-2012, 01:30 AM	#2
DarkDante Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 27, 2002 Posts: 1,569	I think the next line is something like "Doesn't it make you feel confident" or something like that. My favorite line from the Kessler/Maynard case is where they are in the automobile dealership and he flies off the handle and starts yelling "Why can't you make an intelligent business decision! What are you wasting this gentleman's time?" You know if he wasn't such a scam, he'd probably have a career in car dealership somehow. He could be the "high pressure" guy who suddenly appears out of nowhere when someone is trying to purchase a car. He'd just show up and start ranting and raving like he did on UM. He could even do commercials, a whole world of possibilities for that particular individual!

02-15-2012, 05:47 AM	#3
WishfulDreamer Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 01, 2009 Location: L.A. Posts: 3,868	How about these: Perhaps Ron had forgotten... Perhaps Juan had been drinking... You can lose your keys... Did you sleep with her?

05-25-2012, 12:47 AM	#6
bip05 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 01, 2012 Location: New England Posts: 130	"give my love to grandma"

05-25-2012, 08:47 PM	#8
BlueMoon91 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 22, 2012 Posts: 18	How bout this one? "If he had planned on taking off anywhere, why would he bother packing a lunch?"

08-29-2012, 08:12 AM	#11
WishfulDreamer Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 01, 2009 Location: L.A. Posts: 3,868	Here's one of my favorites: Woman: What are you doing? Man: My dear, that other bed was...

08-29-2012, 07:37 PM	#13
zack007attack Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 30, 2009 Posts: 402	Here's some lines to finish: "They goofed the thang up, they didn't try to do nothin" "Sure it's just a co-incidence"

08-29-2012, 10:01 PM	#15
WishfulDreamer Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 01, 2009 Location: L.A. Posts: 3,868	"They goofed the thang up, they didn't try to do nothin" It's a buddy deal, you know what a buddy deal is? That's when you help friends get away with things (or something like that) "Sure it's just a co-incidence" Sure it was, sure it was. And I'm Michael Jordan, too, I used to play for the Chicago Bulls.