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yellowVWchase · 02-09-2012, 07:25 PM

Rain Boy
Grandpa was evil.
I have powers you don't have.
I can make it rain.

Debra Poe
Megadeth tee shirt,
Long hair and silver skull ring.
"Shouldn't smoke, you know?"

Flight 19
Training exercise.
Lieutenant Taylor's errors?
If we just head west...

Son of Sam
"Barking demon dogs."
"I didn't do it alone."
"Don't you believe me?"

bip05 · 02-09-2012, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yellowVWchase

Rain Boy
Grandpa was evil.
I have powers you don't have.
I can make it rain.

Debra Poe
Megadeth tee shirt,
Long hair and silver skull ring.
"Shouldn't smoke, you know?"

Flight 19
Training exercise.
Lieutenant Taylor's errors?
If we just head west...

Son of Sam
"Barking demon dogs."
"I didn't do it alone."
"Don't you believe me?"

You just don't get lost
And this is a big city
When you're enormous
-Ode to Bonnie, <3 Lisa Penz

Necco · 02-10-2012, 01:32 AM

Ode to an arsonist:
Watch it burn, Omar
I told you I would do it.
Oops, lost my jacket.

Resurrection Mary:
Can I have a ride?
No need to fasten seat belts
Poof, I'm gone again.

Alex Kelly:
Sure, I raped those girls
I think I will go skiing
Mom and dad will pay

Henry Rollins:
I lost my best friend
Justice is pretty awesome
Now back to punk rock

WishfulDreamer · 02-10-2012, 01:42 AM

I got you a car
Great mileage, don't you think so?
It's not quite done yet

The DALE!

yellowVWchase · 02-10-2012, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bip05

You just don't get lost
And this is a big city
When you're enormous
-Ode to Bonnie, <3 Lisa Penz

That's perfect.

Here's some more...

The Circleville Letters
Dead brother-in-law,
Paul Freshour in prison.
"The joke is on you."

The Wackers
"Can I use your phone?"
Sneaking up to Dorothy.
"Cheaper, but will do."

Threatening phone calls,
Creepy nocturnal knockings.
"Your lights are a laugh."

yellowVWchase · 05-22-2012, 09:48 PM

Liza Montgomery
Fur coats, diamond rings.
"That's why they call me lucky."
Furniture van chase!

Dale Kerstetter
Missing platinum.
Where did Dale Kerstetter go?
Maybe Australia...?

MegtheEgg86 · 05-22-2012, 10:31 PM

Magic Rock

Hey, funny scribbles
All the aspects of nature
Can't describe the feeling.

The Third Man · 05-22-2012, 11:35 PM

Angela Hammond case:

Jumping fish decal.
"I didn't need to use the phone."
Tim's transmission died.

Clarence Roberts:
Turning a light on--
A vagrant; masonic ring
--turning a light off.

WishfulDreamer · 05-23-2012, 03:44 AM

Bonnie Wilder
Looks like a lunch lady
Hired cuz she don't no drugs
She still ripped me off

Eric Kessler

I love to gamble
That other bed was too small
So here you go, dear

Steve W. · 05-23-2012, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Third Man

Angela Hammond case:

Jumping fish decal.
"I didn't need to use the phone."
Tim's transmission died.

Her boyfriend's name was Rob (Rob Shafer).

The Third Man · 05-23-2012, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve W.

Her boyfriend's name was Rob (Rob Shafer).

FARK!

The Third Man · 05-23-2012, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve W.

Her boyfriend's name was Rob (Rob Shafer).

FARK!

rerungirl · 05-23-2012, 01:02 PM

Dr. Swango says
free donuts in the breakroom!
Why do I feel sick?

Necco · 09-07-2012, 12:13 AM

Gelatinous goo
What the heck is this weird stuff
Squishy, squishy rain

First a Chichester
Later a Rockefeller
Really some German

yellowVWchase · 09-11-2012, 10:53 PM

Texas Most Wanted
Tight jean cut-off shorts.
McConaughey mows the lawn.
"Not gettin' the keys!"

02-09-2012, 07:25 PM	#1
yellowVWchase Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 17, 2010 Posts: 91	UM Haiku *Rain Boy* Grandpa was evil. I have powers you don't have. I can make it rain. *Debra Poe* Megadeth tee shirt, Long hair and silver skull ring. "Shouldn't smoke, you know?" *Flight 19* Training exercise. Lieutenant Taylor's errors? If we just head west... *Son of Sam* "Barking demon dogs." "I didn't do it alone." "Don't you believe me?"

05-22-2012, 10:31 PM	#7
MegtheEgg86 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 19, 2008 Location: The Volunteer State Posts: 5,156	Magic Rock Hey, funny scribbles All the aspects of nature Can't describe the feeling.
	__________________ "Why is she lying?, it makes me wonder. What is she hiding?, it makes me wonder." Go Vols!

05-23-2012, 01:02 PM	#13
rerungirl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 23, 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 295	Haiku you Dr. Swango says free donuts in the breakroom! Why do I feel sick?

02-10-2012, 01:32 AM	#3
Necco Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2006 Posts: 1,149	Ode to an arsonist: Watch it burn, Omar I told you I would do it. Oops, lost my jacket. Resurrection Mary: Can I have a ride? No need to fasten seat belts Poof, I'm gone again. Alex Kelly: Sure, I raped those girls I think I will go skiing Mom and dad will pay Henry Rollins: I lost my best friend Justice is pretty awesome Now back to punk rock

02-10-2012, 01:42 AM	#4
WishfulDreamer Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 01, 2009 Location: L.A. Posts: 3,868	I got you a car Great mileage, don't you think so? It's not quite done yet The DALE!

05-22-2012, 09:48 PM	#6
yellowVWchase Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 17, 2010 Posts: 91	*Liza Montgomery* Fur coats, diamond rings. "That's why they call me lucky." Furniture van chase! Dale Kerstetter Missing platinum. Where did Dale Kerstetter go? Maybe Australia...?

05-22-2012, 11:35 PM	#8
The Third Man Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 21, 2007 Posts: 92	Angela Hammond case: Jumping fish decal. "I didn't need to use the phone." Tim's transmission died. Clarence Roberts: Turning a light on-- A vagrant; masonic ring --turning a light off.

05-23-2012, 03:44 AM	#9
WishfulDreamer Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 01, 2009 Location: L.A. Posts: 3,868	Bonnie Wilder Looks like a lunch lady Hired cuz she don't no drugs She still ripped me off Eric Kessler I love to gamble That other bed was too small So here you go, dear

09-07-2012, 12:13 AM	#14
Necco Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2006 Posts: 1,149	Gelatinous goo What the heck is this weird stuff Squishy, squishy rain First a Chichester Later a Rockefeller Really some German

09-11-2012, 10:53 PM	#15
yellowVWchase Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 17, 2010 Posts: 91	Texas Most Wanted Tight jean cut-off shorts. McConaughey mows the lawn. "Not gettin' the keys!"