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JT · 01-20-2002, 03:40 PM

What are some of your favorite Yo Mamma jokes?
Here are some of mine:

Yo Mamma face so flat she spit syrup.
Yo Mamma so old she was a waitress at The Last Supper.
Yo Mamma so fat when she put on a raincoat people yell TAXI! at her.

Now y'all post some!

nancysbiggestfan · 01-20-2002, 04:27 PM

Yo mamma is so fat, when she wears a red coat all the kids yell "Jell-o!".

there is more but i cant think of 'em right now

Meg07945 · 01-20-2002, 06:45 PM

yo mammas so fat, the last time she say 902101, it was on the scale
yo mammas so fat, when she went to the ocean, the wales started singing "we are family"
yo mammas so dumb, she brought a spoon to the superbowl
yo mammas so dumb, she failed a blood test

°Bubbly Blonde° · 01-20-2002, 07:17 PM

*Yo mama's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
*Yo mama's so country, she thought that an elevator was a mobile home
*Yo mama's so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, "Who through that rock"
*Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the street.
*yo mama's so ugly, her own shadow ran away from her
*yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton won't sleep with her
*yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white
*yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her little black book
*yo mama's so old, she walked into the antique store, and they kept her
*yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party
*yo mama's so old, Jarrasic Park brought back memories
*yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 minutes."
*yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence, you would get back change
*yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she would be a jumbo jet
*yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back
*yo mama's so fat, she won't wear a G-String, cause she wears an A B C D E F G-String
*yo mama's so fat she wears the size "OMG, it's coming toward us!"
*yo mama's so fat, she made Big Bird look like Rubber Duck
*yo mama's so big, she climbed Mt. Fugi in one step
*yo mama's so big, she fills the tub, then turns the water on
*yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs she goes "Lets go Bush Gardens
*yo mama's so ugly, even the Rice Krispies won't talk to her."

Kay Scarpetta · 01-20-2002, 07:22 PM

LOL most people posted my favorites already. But here is one I find quite amusing...

Yo mama's so poor when your friend asked "what's for dinner" she stuck up her feet and said "corns"

°Bubbly Blonde° · 01-20-2002, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Yo mama's so poor when your friend asked "what's for dinner" she stuck up her feet and said "corns"

Wild Child · 01-20-2002, 07:47 PM

~*Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!

~Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
~Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
~Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
~Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
~Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
~Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
~Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
OK I'll stop now lol

Warm & Fuzzy · 01-20-2002, 07:49 PM

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the laudromat to have her socks clean, the people said, "Sorry, we don't do bed-sheets.."

Warm & Fuzzy · 01-20-2002, 07:51 PM

Oh yeah! Here's another one...

Yo Mama so cheap,
when a guest rings the broken door bell,
she goes "DING DONG."

Meg07945 · 01-20-2002, 08:05 PM

yo mammas so stupid, she had you!

Kay Scarpetta · 01-20-2002, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meg07945
yo mammas so stupid, she had you!

....

Yo Mamma's so dumb, she called me to get my phone number!!!

These are quite amusing

JT · 01-20-2002, 08:30 PM

Here's some more:

<Yo Mamma's so fat, she has to put her lipstick on with a pain roller>
<Yo Mamma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund>
<Yo Mamma's so old, when someone told her to act her age she rolled over and died>
<Yo Mamma's so fat, she went to the prom with the Kool-Aid Man>
<Yo Mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the Family Tree>
<Yo Mamma's so fat when she walked into Science class the teacher said "Help!Help! Jupiter escaped!!">
<Yo Mamma's so poor, when she found a cardboard box she threw away a can and said "Movin' on up!">
<Yo Mamma's so old, she's in Jesus' yearbook>
<Yo Mamma's so stupid, she needed to sharpen her pencil for a drug test>
<Yo Mamma's so stupid, the little idea light bulb on top off her head burnt out>
<Yo Mamma's so fat, she uses the golden arches as sunglasses>
<Yo Mamma's so fat, she thought an AstroVan was a Hot Wheel>
<Yo Mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone>
<Yo Mamma's so stupid, she had a peephole added to a see-through door>
<Yo Mamma's so ugly, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her>
<Yo Mamma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was Burger Prince>
<Yo Mamma's so old, she,Fred Flintstone and Wilma went on The Springer Show together>
<Yo Mamma's so poor, she put some TicTacs on lay-a-way>
<Yo Mamma's so stupid, she thought the Jackson 5ive had seven members>
<Yo Mamma's so stupid, she thought Charlie's Angels wore halos>
<Yo Mamma's so stupid, she said "The 6 o'clock News comes on at 5>

Whew!

Kay Scarpetta · 01-20-2002, 08:37 PM

Yo mammas so dumb, when she went to the airport, she saw a sign that said "Airport- Left" she turned around and went home.

Yo mammas so dumb, she didn't know when the War of 1812 was.

ILuvJoandBlair · 01-20-2002, 08:39 PM

The only one I know is...
yo mamma is so poor, when I lit a cigarette in her house she jumped up on the table and said: "clap your hands, stump your feet, praise the Lord, we've got heat."

JT · 01-20-2002, 08:40 PM

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she went to the movies and the guy said you gotta be 17 or over so she went get 16 friends.

01-20-2002, 03:40 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Yo Mamma Jokes Archive What are some of your favorite Yo Mamma jokes? Here are some of mine: Yo Mamma face so flat she spit syrup. Yo Mamma so old she was a waitress at The Last Supper. Yo Mamma so fat when she put on a raincoat people yell TAXI! at her. Now y'all post some!
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01-20-2002, 06:45 PM	#3
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01-20-2002, 07:17 PM	#4
°Bubbly Blonde° <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Nov 25, 2001 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 5,876	LOL, I have some... Yo mama's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama's so country, she thought that an elevator was a mobile home Yo mama's so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, "Who through that rock" Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the street. yo mama's so ugly, her own shadow ran away from her yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton won't sleep with her yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her little black book yo mama's so old, she walked into the antique store, and they kept her yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party yo mama's so old, Jarrasic Park brought back memories yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 minutes." yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence, you would get back change yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she would be a jumbo jet yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back yo mama's so fat, she won't wear a G-String, cause she wears an A B C D E F G-String yo mama's so fat she wears the size "OMG, it's coming toward us!" yo mama's so fat, she made Big Bird look like Rubber Duck yo mama's so big, she climbed Mt. Fugi in one step yo mama's so big, she fills the tub, then turns the water on yo mama's so hairy, when she spreads her legs she goes "Lets go Bush Gardens yo mama's so ugly, even the Rice Krispies won't talk to her."
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01-20-2002, 07:22 PM	#5
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	LOL most people posted my favorites already. But here is one I find quite amusing... Yo mama's so poor when your friend asked "what's for dinner" she stuck up her feet and said "corns"
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01-20-2002, 07:47 PM	#7
Wild Child Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Elmira,NY,USA Posts: 724	~*Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!! ~Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her. ~Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. ~Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. ~Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise. ~Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it. ~Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. ~Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed. OK I'll stop now lol
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01-20-2002, 04:27 PM	#2
nancysbiggestfan Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 18, 2001 Location: Felony Division of SFPD Posts: 2,231	Yo mamma is so fat, when she wears a red coat all the kids yell "Jell-o!". there is more but i cant think of 'em right now

01-20-2002, 07:49 PM	#8
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	Yo mama so fat, when she went to the laudromat to have her socks clean, the people said, "Sorry, we don't do bed-sheets.."
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01-20-2002, 07:51 PM	#9
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	Oh yeah! Here's another one... Yo Mama so cheap, when a guest rings the broken door bell, she goes "DING DONG."

01-20-2002, 08:05 PM	#10
Meg07945 Olive!!! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2001 Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!! Posts: 1,001	yo mammas so stupid, she had you!

01-20-2002, 08:30 PM	#12
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Here's some more: <Yo Mamma's so fat, she has to put her lipstick on with a pain roller> <Yo Mamma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund> <Yo Mamma's so old, when someone told her to act her age she rolled over and died> <Yo Mamma's so fat, she went to the prom with the Kool-Aid Man> <Yo Mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the Family Tree> <Yo Mamma's so fat when she walked into Science class the teacher said "Help!Help! Jupiter escaped!!"> <Yo Mamma's so poor, when she found a cardboard box she threw away a can and said "Movin' on up!"> <Yo Mamma's so old, she's in Jesus' yearbook> <Yo Mamma's so stupid, she needed to sharpen her pencil for a drug test> <Yo Mamma's so stupid, the little idea light bulb on top off her head burnt out> <Yo Mamma's so fat, she uses the golden arches as sunglasses> <Yo Mamma's so fat, she thought an AstroVan was a Hot Wheel> <Yo Mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone> <Yo Mamma's so stupid, she had a peephole added to a see-through door> <Yo Mamma's so ugly, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her> <Yo Mamma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was Burger Prince> <Yo Mamma's so old, she,Fred Flintstone and Wilma went on The Springer Show together> <Yo Mamma's so poor, she put some TicTacs on lay-a-way> <Yo Mamma's so stupid, she thought the Jackson 5ive had seven members> <Yo Mamma's so stupid, she thought Charlie's Angels wore halos> <Yo Mamma's so stupid, she said "The 6 o'clock News comes on at 5> Whew!

01-20-2002, 08:37 PM	#13
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Yo mammas so dumb, when she went to the airport, she saw a sign that said "Airport- Left" she turned around and went home. Yo mammas so dumb, she didn't know when the War of 1812 was.

01-20-2002, 08:39 PM	#14
ILuvJoandBlair #1 Mariah Carey Fan Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 07, 2001 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 531	The only one I know is... yo mamma is so poor, when I lit a cigarette in her house she jumped up on the table and said: "clap your hands, stump your feet, praise the Lord, we've got heat."

01-20-2002, 08:40 PM	#15
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Yo Mamma's so stupid, she went to the movies and the guy said you gotta be 17 or over so she went get 16 friends.