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Frank Gannucci · 02-06-2012, 09:27 AM

Ralph Kramden, a NY Giant fan? (Part 5) (The championship parade)

(Ralph & Ed are in attendance watching the NY Giants championship parade down the Canyon of Heroes section in New York.)

Ed: “What a parade. This parade was long overdue.”

Ralph: “Yes. It’s been too long since New York has had a championship parade. The last time it was the NY Yankees winning their World Series. That was two and years and three months. Now, it’s the Giants turn.”

Ed: “Hey, I think I see that crazy female Giants fan named Reby Sky. She is scandilly-dressed huh? Va-va-va-voom!”

(Ralph sees her.)

Ralph: “Oooooh, she’s the good one.”

Ed: “It’s too bad that the Giants didn’t win here in New York. I don’t hate Indianappolis but it would be nice if they won in MetLife Stadium.”

Ralph: “Yeah, let’s hope when the Super Bowl is held here in 2004, the Giants win. But, I wouldn’t mind if they won the Super Bowl again in Miami Beach. I heard that the Miami Beach audiences are the greatest in the world.”

(Audience cheers.)

Ralph: “Incidentally, how did you get out of work?”

Ed: “Who am I going to call? I just wrote a note saying that I wouldn’t be in and dropped it down the nearest manhole.”

Ralph: “I told my boss. He was all right with it. But that Joe Fenstablau, he was upset that the Giants won. He said that I was the biggest Giants fan of all. Am I really the biggest Giants fan of all?”

Ed: “Well, Ralph you are the biggest Giant fan of all…literally.”

Ralph (yells): “OKAY NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP! PUT ‘EM UP!”

(Everyone in the crowd tries to control the situation.)

Eli Manning: “Look at that fat guy trying to hurt that skinny guy.”

Tom Coughlin: “That guy needs to go on a diet soon.”

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: “Thank you. Time to introduce the cast. First, Eli Manning.”

(The audience applauds as Eli comes on stage and shakes Jackie’s hand.)

Jackie: "Oooh boy, what a grip.”

(Audience laughs.)

Jackie: “Tom Coughlin."

(The audience applauds as Tom comes on stage and shakes Jackie’s hand.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(The audience applauds as Art comes on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

02-06-2012, 09:27 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,100	Ralph Kramden, a NY Giant fan? (Part 5) (The championship parade) Ralph Kramden, a NY Giant fan? (Part 5) (The championship parade) (Ralph & Ed are in attendance watching the NY Giants championship parade down the Canyon of Heroes section in New York.) Ed: “What a parade. This parade was long overdue.” Ralph: “Yes. It’s been too long since New York has had a championship parade. The last time it was the NY Yankees winning their World Series. That was two and years and three months. Now, it’s the Giants turn.” Ed: “Hey, I think I see that crazy female Giants fan named Reby Sky. She is scandilly-dressed huh? Va-va-va-voom!” (Ralph sees her.) Ralph: “Oooooh, she’s the good one.” Ed: “It’s too bad that the Giants didn’t win here in New York. I don’t hate Indianappolis but it would be nice if they won in MetLife Stadium.” Ralph: “Yeah, let’s hope when the Super Bowl is held here in 2004, the Giants win. But, I wouldn’t mind if they won the Super Bowl again in Miami Beach. I heard that the Miami Beach audiences are the greatest in the world.” (Audience cheers.) Ralph: “Incidentally, how did you get out of work?” Ed: “Who am I going to call? I just wrote a note saying that I wouldn’t be in and dropped it down the nearest manhole.” Ralph: “I told my boss. He was all right with it. But that Joe Fenstablau, he was upset that the Giants won. He said that I was the biggest Giants fan of all. Am I really the biggest Giants fan of all?” Ed: “Well, Ralph you are the biggest Giant fan of all…literally.” Ralph (yells): “OKAY NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP! PUT ‘EM UP!” (Everyone in the crowd tries to control the situation.) Eli Manning: “Look at that fat guy trying to hurt that skinny guy.” Tom Coughlin: “That guy needs to go on a diet soon.” (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.) Jackie: “Thank you. Time to introduce the cast. First, Eli Manning.” (The audience applauds as Eli comes on stage and shakes Jackie’s hand.) Jackie: "Oooh boy, what a grip.” (Audience laughs.) Jackie: “Tom Coughlin." (The audience applauds as Tom comes on stage and shakes Jackie’s hand.) Jackie: "Art Carney." (The audience applauds as Art comes on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.) Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!" (Audience cheers.)