Ralph Kramden, a NY Giants fan? (Part 4)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The NY Giants won the Super Bowl 21-17 by beating the NE Patriots 21-17.)

(Ralph & Ed are watching the game at ESPN Zone.)

Ralph (yells): "OH MY GOD! THE PATS DIDN'T GET THE TOUCHDOWN! THE GIANTS WON!"

Ed (yells): "WHAT A GAME RALPH-IE BOY! THAT GIANTS PLAYER SCORED THE LAST TOUCHDOWN ALMOST AS IF HE WAS PARTING THE RED SEA."

(Ralph laughs loudly.)

Ed: "Imagine what would happen if the Pats scored during the last pass? I think you would have had a heart attack."

Ralph: "I think you are right. This is like the movie Back To The Future only that we don't have Michael J. Fox with us. In 2008 & 2012, the Giants came into the playoffs at the last minute, the Giants beat Green Bay in Green Bay and beat the N.E. Patriots in two Super Bowls at the last minute."

Ed: "It was also like the movie Groundhog Day only that we don't have Bill Murray."

Ralph: "First Super Bowl in this decade. That's groundbreaking. I can't wait to rub this in Joe Fenstablau's face. He loves the Pats. He must be heartbroken."

(Harvey shows up.)

Harvey: "I can't believe that the Pats won."

Ralph: "I can. You and Bill Bellichek are alike. You are both BUMS!"

Harvey: "Yeah. Ralph, you are a real NY GIANT if you know what I mean."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON! OKAY, PUT UP YOUR DUKES! I FEEL LIKE I CAN BEAT YOU UP THIS TIME!"

(Hours later, Ralph & Ed come home. Ralph has two black eyes.)

Alice: "Ralph, I told you not to get into a fight in New York due to what was going to happen after the game."

Ralph (yells): "ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THAT ALICE? WELL, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS...I GOT A BIIIIIIG MOUTH!"

(Jackie Gleason comes on stage. Jackie is wiping off the black makeup.)

Jackie: "Boy, that Ralph can be real dim-witted."

(Audience laughs.)

Jackie: "How sweet it is."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the greatest int the world. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)