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07-24-2001, 06:09 PM

Everyone hates to see their favorite shows come to an end but some of them go in "sucky" ways or don't get a series finale at all....re-write some of your least favorites here are mine:
The Wonder Years: Kevin closes a photo album as if the shows previous episodes were caused by him looking through the album, he puts it away, walks down his hall, peeks in at the kids, goes into his bedroom, lies in the bed, and who rolls over and holds him and smiles...Winnie.
Married With Children: Al accidentally kills Gary (who owns the shoe store, who we know is a woman) and is shocked to discover that she left him the shoe store in her will (as a punishment, which he cannot sell or transfer ownership of it)Peggy comes to help him with it, and realizes after all these years that she is a natural salesman and with in months, they are rich and their roles are reversed, Al then becomes the "housewife" and watches Sycho Dad all day. Bud marries a Indian princess, Marcy discovers she's a lesbian and Jefferson hooks up with Kelly.
Seinfeld - Jerry and Elaine hook up.
Beverly Hills,90210 - Everything is the same, except just as Kelly and Dylan get all lovey dovey at the end, Brandon walks through the door and over his shoulder, is Brenda, with a develish smile...fade to black.

factsoflife · 07-24-2001, 07:58 PM

Popular- With high school graduation approching, the gang faces an unceartn future, ecspesially Carmen who may not graduate, and Sam who must decied wheather to go off to Yale where she was accepted as an honor student or follow her heart and attend nearby, Ronald Regean Jr., college to be near Harrison. After being rejected from every ivy league school in the country ( where all the socially acceptable boys go) Mary Cherry takes her life savings and trys to buy Yale, but her plans go awry when Cherry Cherry accidentlly gambels away all the family's money on a vega's trip, and Mary Cherry is forced to attend the Jr., college where the love of her life Harrison is attending. After a nasty breakup, which cause lilly to requestion her sexuailty, her and josh get back to together, and shortly after become engaged and move in together. After being kicked out of her mother's house again, Nichole moves in with Sam and Brooke and reakes havoc on the whole, McQueen-Mcpherson household, which causes everyone, even brooke to want her out! The stress of the new baby cause mike and jane to kick Nichole, sam and brooke out. the three of them get an apratment with carmen, and adam ( the boy in mary cherry's home ec class). Mary Cherry vows revenge when Popita Fresh is named prom queen over her. and sam's heart is broken when april tuna is named valedvictorian to her salutetorian. Harrison's life grows mor complicated when he must tell his mother that he is also gay and that he is in love with josh, which causes a bit of a rivarly between him and lilly. Sugar daddy dies of a heart attack after attending the prom with that chinese girl ( what was her name, precious or something.) Bio-glass quits her job and becomes dean of students at Ronald Regean Jr College where she comes face to face with Nichole, Harrison, Carmen, Lilly, Josh, Mary Cherry, Brooke and Sam. After just a month Mary Cherry and Nichole drop out of college and get jobs at the Clucking chicken, which causes lilly to laugh her butt off. Sam is named top student in her class, brooke flunks out of school and becomes pregnant, Carmen is spotted by a national modeling scout and becomes the highest paid plus sized model in the world and does a movie with Gwyenth Pawltro! harrison and adam begin dating and move into their own apartment. Bio-glass is fired from her job for spying on the football team chaning and after anational scandal is exiled to russia. so the popularity comes full circle and almost everyone lives happily ever after, accept mike and jane who ends up helping brooke raise her kid, as well as their own.

THE END!

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" high school is a battelfield, for the heart."- Angelea, My so-called life.

" Gross-a-roo"- punky brewster
" punky power" punky brewster
"as if"- clueless
"chimps, i'm working with chipms"- amber, cLueless.

[This message has been edited by factsoflife (edited 07-24-2001).]

JT · 07-24-2001, 08:39 PM

Three's Company:After the last commercial they come back with the cast dressed in more mature clothes.They come back to #201 and then they all come back and Janet falls for Jack and Terri falls for Larry.

TV Guy · 07-25-2001, 12:08 PM

"Cheers": In the last scene, Sam is closing the bar for the night, after a night of drinking and smoking cigars with all the regulars, as happened in the real finale. He hears a knock on the door, and starts to say "Sorry, we're closed". But he realizes that it's Diane, who tells him that she's decided to stick around Boston for awhile (she can write just as easily in Boston as in California) and wants to give their relationship another shot.

CameraQueen · 08-01-2001, 09:34 PM

Happy Days: (The finale was a two-parter, but we'll just pretend that the first part remains the same.)
Plans are being made for Joanie and Chachi's upcoming wedding, and Fonzie has just left town with Danny, because the adoption agency said he couldn't adopt him. Fonzie eventually brings Danny back to the orphanage, and takes off for a ride, all upset. He drives be Arnolds and notices that although it's supposed to be closed, there's a light on inside. He goes in and finds Chachi inside making out with Jenny Piccolo! Fonz flips out on Chachi, and demands that he go back to the Cunningham house and confess to Joanie. He does (because Fonz brings him there and makes him) and Joanie freaks out, starts throwing things, and calls off the wedding. Chachi leaves and goes on his tour early. Meanwhile, both Joanie and Fonz are all distraught, so they start to comfort each other. They fall in love and get married at the end. (This time with Potsie and Ralph present.) And they get Danny too.

Tee hee.

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Mr. C - How are you going to support my daughter? How are you going to live? How are you going to eat?
Chachi - Mr. C, after we're married something is bound to come along.
Mr. C - Yeah, and then you'll have to feed that too!

07-24-2001, 06:09 PM	#1
Shun Guest Posts: n/a	Alternate series finales Everyone hates to see their favorite shows come to an end but some of them go in "sucky" ways or don't get a series finale at all....re-write some of your least favorites here are mine: The Wonder Years: Kevin closes a photo album as if the shows previous episodes were caused by him looking through the album, he puts it away, walks down his hall, peeks in at the kids, goes into his bedroom, lies in the bed, and who rolls over and holds him and smiles...Winnie. Married With Children: Al accidentally kills Gary (who owns the shoe store, who we know is a woman) and is shocked to discover that she left him the shoe store in her will (as a punishment, which he cannot sell or transfer ownership of it)Peggy comes to help him with it, and realizes after all these years that she is a natural salesman and with in months, they are rich and their roles are reversed, Al then becomes the "housewife" and watches Sycho Dad all day. Bud marries a Indian princess, Marcy discovers she's a lesbian and Jefferson hooks up with Kelly. Seinfeld - Jerry and Elaine hook up. Beverly Hills,90210 - Everything is the same, except just as Kelly and Dylan get all lovey dovey at the end, Brandon walks through the door and over his shoulder, is Brenda, with a develish smile...fade to black.
Shun Guest Posts: n/a

07-24-2001, 07:58 PM	#2
factsoflife Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 11, 2000 Posts: 8,741	Popular- With high school graduation approching, the gang faces an unceartn future, ecspesially Carmen who may not graduate, and Sam who must decied wheather to go off to Yale where she was accepted as an honor student or follow her heart and attend nearby, Ronald Regean Jr., college to be near Harrison. After being rejected from every ivy league school in the country ( where all the socially acceptable boys go) Mary Cherry takes her life savings and trys to buy Yale, but her plans go awry when Cherry Cherry accidentlly gambels away all the family's money on a vega's trip, and Mary Cherry is forced to attend the Jr., college where the love of her life Harrison is attending. After a nasty breakup, which cause lilly to requestion her sexuailty, her and josh get back to together, and shortly after become engaged and move in together. After being kicked out of her mother's house again, Nichole moves in with Sam and Brooke and reakes havoc on the whole, McQueen-Mcpherson household, which causes everyone, even brooke to want her out! The stress of the new baby cause mike and jane to kick Nichole, sam and brooke out. the three of them get an apratment with carmen, and adam ( the boy in mary cherry's home ec class). Mary Cherry vows revenge when Popita Fresh is named prom queen over her. and sam's heart is broken when april tuna is named valedvictorian to her salutetorian. Harrison's life grows mor complicated when he must tell his mother that he is also gay and that he is in love with josh, which causes a bit of a rivarly between him and lilly. Sugar daddy dies of a heart attack after attending the prom with that chinese girl ( what was her name, precious or something.) Bio-glass quits her job and becomes dean of students at Ronald Regean Jr College where she comes face to face with Nichole, Harrison, Carmen, Lilly, Josh, Mary Cherry, Brooke and Sam. After just a month Mary Cherry and Nichole drop out of college and get jobs at the Clucking chicken, which causes lilly to laugh her butt off. Sam is named top student in her class, brooke flunks out of school and becomes pregnant, Carmen is spotted by a national modeling scout and becomes the highest paid plus sized model in the world and does a movie with Gwyenth Pawltro! harrison and adam begin dating and move into their own apartment. Bio-glass is fired from her job for spying on the football team chaning and after anational scandal is exiled to russia. so the popularity comes full circle and almost everyone lives happily ever after, accept mike and jane who ends up helping brooke raise her kid, as well as their own. THE END! ------------------ " high school is a battelfield, for the heart."- Angelea, My so-called life. " Gross-a-roo"- punky brewster " punky power" punky brewster "as if"- clueless "chimps, i'm working with chipms"- amber, cLueless. [This message has been edited by factsoflife (edited 07-24-2001).]

07-24-2001, 08:39 PM	#3
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,219	Three's Company:After the last commercial they come back with the cast dressed in more mature clothes.They come back to #201 and then they all come back and Janet falls for Jack and Terri falls for Larry.

07-25-2001, 12:08 PM	#4
TV Guy Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 25, 2001 Location: Boston, MA, USA Posts: 3,419	"Cheers": In the last scene, Sam is closing the bar for the night, after a night of drinking and smoking cigars with all the regulars, as happened in the real finale. He hears a knock on the door, and starts to say "Sorry, we're closed". But he realizes that it's Diane, who tells him that she's decided to stick around Boston for awhile (she can write just as easily in Boston as in California) and wants to give their relationship another shot.

08-01-2001, 09:34 PM	#5
CameraQueen Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 08, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 602	Happy Days: (The finale was a two-parter, but we'll just pretend that the first part remains the same.) Plans are being made for Joanie and Chachi's upcoming wedding, and Fonzie has just left town with Danny, because the adoption agency said he couldn't adopt him. Fonzie eventually brings Danny back to the orphanage, and takes off for a ride, all upset. He drives be Arnolds and notices that although it's supposed to be closed, there's a light on inside. He goes in and finds Chachi inside making out with Jenny Piccolo! Fonz flips out on Chachi, and demands that he go back to the Cunningham house and confess to Joanie. He does (because Fonz brings him there and makes him) and Joanie freaks out, starts throwing things, and calls off the wedding. Chachi leaves and goes on his tour early. Meanwhile, both Joanie and Fonz are all distraught, so they start to comfort each other. They fall in love and get married at the end. (This time with Potsie and Ralph present.) And they get Danny too. Tee hee. ------------------ Mr. C - How are you going to support my daughter? How are you going to live? How are you going to eat? Chachi - Mr. C, after we're married something is bound to come along. Mr. C - Yeah, and then you'll have to feed that too!