Ralph Kramden, a NY Giants fan? (Part 3) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 01-22-2012, 11:51 PM

(The NY Giants win the NFC Title by beating the SF 49ers 20-17.)

(Ralph & Ed are in Ed's apartment with Alice in the Kramden apartment.)

Ralph (from upstairs, yells loudly): "YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! GIANTS WIN! GIANTS WIN!"

Ed (from upstairs, yells loudly): "HOW ABOUT THAT RALPH-IE BOY? IN OT NO LESS. DON'T JUMP UP AND DOWN RALPH. YOU WILL CRASH THROUGH THE CEILING AND GET A HEART ATTACK."

(Trixie comes out from the bedroom.)

Trixie: "Do you hear our husbands upstairs Alice? I think the whole world heard them."

Alice: "I know what you mean."

Ralph & Ed (from the hallway, singing loudly and off-key): "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/WEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/NO TIME FOR THE 49ERS/'CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNNNS...OFF THE WORRRRRRLD."

(Ralph & Ed come in. Audience applauds.)

Ed: "Next stop. Indianappolis and the demise of the Pats just like the last time they were in the Super Bowl."

Alice: "Ralph, I wish you two had more common sense. You two yelling at the top of your lungs."

Ralph: "It's been forever since the Giants had been at the big game."

Trixie: "Yeah. Four years."

Ed: "What a game. The Giants played horribly but picked up the ball."

Ralph: "Tomorrow, I will go to NFLshop.com and order Giants shirts."

Alice: "I don't think that they make shirts larger than XXXL."

(Ed laughs. Ralph is visably angry.)

Alice: "Ralph, there is no excuse for you two to yell at the top of your lungs. It's 10:30p and the neighbors might hear you."

Ralph: "Neighbors like McGarrity, huh?"

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells loudly): "HEY MCGARRITY, THE GIANTS RULE! THEY ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL."

(Ralph puts his head back in.)

Ralph: "I wonder how Rex Ryan of the NY Jets feel."

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN!"

(Ralph sticks his head out and gets a Gateorade shower. Ed & the girls laugh. Ralph is boiling angry.)

Ralph (yells): "GRRRRR!"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: "Thank you. How sweet it is."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "I would love it if Miami Beach got a Super Bowl because the Miami Beach audiences are the GREATEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

01-22-2012, 11:51 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,100	Ralph Kramden, a NY Giants fan? (Part 3) (The NY Giants win the NFC Title by beating the SF 49ers 20-17.) (Ralph & Ed are in Ed's apartment with Alice in the Kramden apartment.) Ralph (from upstairs, yells loudly): "YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! GIANTS WIN! GIANTS WIN!" Ed (from upstairs, yells loudly): "HOW ABOUT THAT RALPH-IE BOY? IN OT NO LESS. DON'T JUMP UP AND DOWN RALPH. YOU WILL CRASH THROUGH THE CEILING AND GET A HEART ATTACK." (Trixie comes out from the bedroom.) Trixie: "Do you hear our husbands upstairs Alice? I think the whole world heard them." Alice: "I know what you mean." Ralph & Ed (from the hallway, singing loudly and off-key): "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/WEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/NO TIME FOR THE 49ERS/'CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNNNS...OFF THE WORRRRRRLD." (Ralph & Ed come in. Audience applauds.) Ed: "Next stop. Indianappolis and the demise of the Pats just like the last time they were in the Super Bowl." Alice: "Ralph, I wish you two had more common sense. You two yelling at the top of your lungs." Ralph: "It's been forever since the Giants had been at the big game." Trixie: "Yeah. Four years." Ed: "What a game. The Giants played horribly but picked up the ball." Ralph: "Tomorrow, I will go to NFLshop.com and order Giants shirts." Alice: "I don't think that they make shirts larger than XXXL." (Ed laughs. Ralph is visably angry.) Alice: "Ralph, there is no excuse for you two to yell at the top of your lungs. It's 10:30p and the neighbors might hear you." Ralph: "Neighbors like McGarrity, huh?" (Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells loudly): "HEY MCGARRITY, THE GIANTS RULE! THEY ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL." (Ralph puts his head back in.) Ralph: "I wonder how Rex Ryan of the NY Jets feel." McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN!" (Ralph sticks his head out and gets a Gateorade shower. Ed & the girls laugh. Ralph is boiling angry.) Ralph (yells): "GRRRRR!" (Jackie Gleason walks on stage.) Jackie: "Thank you. How sweet it is." (Audience cheers.) Jackie: "I would love it if Miami Beach got a Super Bowl because the Miami Beach audiences are the GREATEST! GOOD NIGHT!" (Audience cheers.)