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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her." |
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I love those!
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Here's my favorite....
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that's as funny as that"Norman Rockweel-redneck" one I posted on Thanksgiving.Would you mind if I posted yours on Facebook? |
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