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pinksparkles18 · 11-02-2011, 10:41 PM

Just what it sounds like!

1. I have long hair.

2. Apparently my dream was to work in a gas station?

3. I like to wear rock band t-shirts

4. Skulls are cool.

5. Smoking is not.

Who am I?

WishfulDreamer · 11-02-2011, 10:54 PM

Megadeth guy!

I got one:

1. I like to keep things clean.
2. Nobody has any business touching my shed.
3. I like to feed my kids cheeseburgers bigger than their heads.
4. I do not let my children run astray or leave them home alone.
5. My parents have lived in this town for forty years.

flytrapp · 11-02-2011, 11:00 PM

Hmmmm.....are you the dude at the convenient store??? God, I can't even remember the name of the lady in the segment, but I know it's your creepy ass behind that counter selling me smokes! Keep the change, I'm outta here!!!!!

Okay, my turn!!! Who am *I*???
1) I went out to buy a watch and never returned
2) They found my rented car with some blood in it
3) A lady called a cop and said that I am alive and in Omaha

dunn dunn DUNN!!!!

flytrapp · 11-02-2011, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WishfulDreamer

Megadeth guy!

I got one:

1. I like to keep things clean.
2. Nobody has any business touching my shed.
3. I like to feed my kids cheeseburgers bigger than their heads.
4. I do not let my children run astray or leave them home alone.
5. My parents have lived in this town for forty years.

Are you Paul Pollis??? If so, cut that big burger in half! I'm starving and that kid will never eat the whole thing! (Even though we ALL know there was never a fast food stop!!!)

zack007attack · 11-03-2011, 03:22 AM

1) I enjoy biking and playing tennis

2) I'm a fan of gothic novels by a well-known author

3) I have the spirit of Eagles from my high school days

Who am I and what happened to me?

WishfulDreamer · 11-03-2011, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flytrapp

Are you Paul Pollis??? If so, cut that big burger in half! I'm starving and that kid will never eat the whole thing! (Even though we ALL know there was never a fast food stop!!!)

Correct!

Judith Himes!

And Zach...I was going to say Tara Calico but I don't remember if she played tennis.

crystaldawn · 11-03-2011, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zack007attack

1) I enjoy biking and playing tennis

2) I'm a fan of gothic novels by a well-known author

3) I have the spirit of Eagles from my high school days

Who am I and what happened to me?

Tara Calico and its still a mystery what happened to you....

Steve W. · 11-03-2011, 10:44 AM

-I look like John McCain

-Can you find me?

Who am I?

RobinW · 11-03-2011, 10:58 AM

1. Vicious rumours about burying dismemembered people at the garbage dump really get to me.

2. I like to pay my babysitter with cash.

3. I have such an enthusiastic devotion to my wife's clothing that I can remember each and every item she took with her when she left me.

Who am I?

scc1222 · 11-03-2011, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobinW

1. Vicious rumours about burying dismemembered people at the garbage dump really get to me.

2. I like to pay my babysitter with cash.

3. I have such an enthusiastic devotion to my wife's clothing that I can remember each and every item she took with her when she left me.

Who am I?

can't recall the name but I recall the case.they went out to play pool or something and they think only the hub returned,paying the sitter in cash,when the wife always paid her w. a check.he tried to say she went upstairs n the sitter just didn't see her.he recalled every item of clothing missing and the suitcase was found abandoned in a field.

UMFaninMD · 11-03-2011, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobinW

1. Vicious rumours about burying dismemembered people at the garbage dump really get to me.

2. I like to pay my babysitter with cash.

3. I have such an enthusiastic devotion to my wife's clothing that I can remember each and every item she took with her when she left me.

Who am I?

Mark Nichols.

Here's another:

1. I had a twin brother.

2. My future sister-in-law wasn't that good looking and I'm not into incest.

3. My name is Michael Jordan and I play for the Chicago Bulls.

4. I was probably the most hilarious family member ever interviewed.

zack007attack · 11-03-2011, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UMFaninMD

Mark Nichols.

Here's another:

1. I had a twin brother.

2. My future sister-in-law wasn't that good looking and I'm not into incest.

3. My name is Michael Jordan and I play for the Chicago Bulls.

4. I was probably the most hilarious family member ever interviewed.

Danny Wheeler is your birth given pseudonym!

WishfulDreamer · 11-03-2011, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve W.

-I look like John McCain

-Can you find me?

Who am I?

John Burns?

pinksparkles18 · 11-04-2011, 12:44 AM

1. I'm big and hairy.

2. Some people claim to have taken my picture.

3. I don't smell the greatest.

4. I live in the Everglades.

5. I like to shuffle sideways across the road.

TheCars1986 · 11-04-2011, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinksparkles18

1. I'm big and hairy.

2. Some people claim to have taken my picture.

3. I don't smell the greatest.

4. I live in the Everglades.

5. I like to shuffle sideways across the road.

Skunk Ape!

11-02-2011, 10:41 PM	#1
pinksparkles18 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 22, 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 60	UM Guess Who! Just what it sounds like! 1. I have long hair. 2. Apparently my dream was to work in a gas station? 3. I like to wear rock band t-shirts 4. Skulls are cool. 5. Smoking is not. Who am I?

11-02-2011, 10:54 PM	#2
WishfulDreamer Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 01, 2009 Location: L.A. Posts: 3,868	Megadeth guy! I got one: 1. I like to keep things clean. 2. Nobody has any business touching my shed. 3. I like to feed my kids cheeseburgers bigger than their heads. 4. I do not let my children run astray or leave them home alone. 5. My parents have lived in this town for forty years.

11-02-2011, 11:00 PM	#3
flytrapp Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 03, 2011 Location: Circleville Posts: 446	Hmmmm.....are you the dude at the convenient store??? God, I can't even remember the name of the lady in the segment, but I know it's your creepy ass behind that counter selling me smokes! Keep the change, I'm outta here!!!!! Okay, my turn!!! Who am I??? 1) I went out to buy a watch and never returned 2) They found my rented car with some blood in it 3) A lady called a cop and said that I am alive and in Omaha dunn dunn DUNN!!!!

11-03-2011, 03:22 AM	#5
zack007attack Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 30, 2009 Posts: 402	1) I enjoy biking and playing tennis 2) I'm a fan of gothic novels by a well-known author 3) I have the spirit of Eagles from my high school days Who am I and what happened to me?

11-03-2011, 10:44 AM	#8
Steve W. Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 03, 2010 Posts: 870	-I look like John McCain -Can you find me? Who am I?

11-03-2011, 10:58 AM	#9
RobinW Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2010 Posts: 1,874	1. Vicious rumours about burying dismemembered people at the garbage dump really get to me. 2. I like to pay my babysitter with cash. 3. I have such an enthusiastic devotion to my wife's clothing that I can remember each and every item she took with her when she left me. Who am I?

11-04-2011, 12:44 AM	#14
pinksparkles18 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 22, 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 60	1. I'm big and hairy. 2. Some people claim to have taken my picture. 3. I don't smell the greatest. 4. I live in the Everglades. 5. I like to shuffle sideways across the road.