Ralph Kramden, a NY Yankee fan? Part 1 (The NY Yankees beat the Detroit Tigers 9-3.)

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph has just watched the game from Ed Norton's apartment.)

Ed: "What a save Ralph-ie boy! I thought that the Yankees were going to blow that lead."

Ralph: "Me too. It would have made that grand slam useless. How about that new pitcher starting off of the wrong foot? He comes in and VOILE, he gives up a grand slam."

Ed: "He must feel like a loser."

Ralph: "Now the Yankees have all the momentum. They need to win tomorrow. I hope this isn't a repeat of what happened five years ago between these two teams. Yankees winning the first game and losing the next three."

(Ed goes to the window.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph, there is Harvey walking down the street."

Ralph: "Oh, that guy is going to LOVE what I am going to do."

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (badly disguising his voice, yells): "HEY, THE YANKEES RULE YOU LOSER."

(Later on, Alice is taking care of Ralph's black eye.)

Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIIG MOUTH."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the greatest. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

(The end.)