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Todd Mueller · 09-17-2011, 01:40 PM

The Hollywood Squares post got me thinking... What about some other game shows with "UM editions"?

For example:

- "Cash Cab" with Jule Caylor (how bad do you want a ride and some money?)

- "Family Fued" with the Wheelers/Beans (Danny Wheeler: "Wait, if Pat were on my team that would make her my sister and my family don't go in for incest.")

- "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" with Ed Barbara (You may think you won, but after the show the joke is on you!)

- "The Restaurant" with John Mooney (The winner will have a successful restaurant or you will learn to kill your competition)

- "Supermarket Sweep" with Kevin Poulson (Can you get in and get your groceries without being tackled by store security?)

- "The Moment of Truth" with Tim McClure (Can you pass the lie detector, and if not, can you make people still believe you?)

- "Are You Smarter than Mark Nichols?" (Enough said...)

Feel free to add to the list!

MissFit29 · 09-17-2011, 04:39 PM

How about Deal or No Deal with Glen Consagra?

Plead out to two murders you allegedly didn't commit and think you might get parole in 6 months? Please.

DazzlerSparkler · 09-17-2011, 06:28 PM

It's time for Supermarket Sweep with Liza Montgomery! Can you get all your shopping done before she takes everything?

God...I need to think of more gameshows...Family Feud? But what family that was featured on UM could be considered insane for the show?

Deal Or No Deal featuring none other than Ann Corecelli and Elena Souza!

MissFit29 · 09-17-2011, 09:49 PM

Who Wants to be a Millionaire with Joseph Prushanowski - he'll get you all the money you need!

wiseguy182 · 09-18-2011, 01:51 AM

LOL's

Game shows are one of my specialties, so i love this thread.

Queen for a Day with Gale Delano - Watch this episode from the past as Gale gives us her sob story in an attempt to win a wonderful array of prizes...in this case, dates with men.

The Weakest Link with Diane Strom - you better give her some answers, or she will snap at you!

Press Your Luck with Tim McClure - Watch as Tim keeps pressing his luck by offering the public more lies. Can Tim hit the big bucks from his mom's insurance and avoid the whammy that sends you to prison?

Let's Make A Deal with Liza Montgomery - It's Liza's newest game show: will you trade in your winnings for these valuable certified checks? Avoid the zonks!

Where in the World is Bonnie Wilder? - this should be an easy game, how can she get lost in a crowd when she is enormous?

i'm sure i'll have more later.

wiseguy182 · 09-18-2011, 03:15 AM

Sale of the Century with Astarte Rice-Davis - Her husband just died, but if you can answer some general trivia questions, she'll sell you his possessions at instant bargains!

the High Rollers/Card Sharks hour with Laura Law - a double dose of Laura Law! Risk as much as you like, and if you win, you get to square off against the hostess in the final round. But watch out, she'll do anything to win, including killing her husband.

Treasure Hunt with the Dinnertime Bandit - Search for fine jewelry...in people's homes while they're eating supper.

The Liar's Club with Donnie Hansen - Your panel includes the Wackers and pretty much everybody on UM that was an eyewitness.

I've Got a Secret with Liz Carmichael - if you can guess her secret, you win a brand new car!!!! You just have to wait till it rolls off the assembly line.

UMFaninMD · 09-18-2011, 11:28 AM

The Dating Game with these three choices:

Bachelor # 1 is Robert Weeks. Just don't try and break up with him over dinner.

Bachelor # 2 is Eric Kessler. Ignore the bad German accent and him constantly asking you for money.

Bachelor #3 is Jim Burns, although he's not really a bachelor and if you find out, he'll still want you to keep seeing him.

Todd Mueller · 09-18-2011, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by wiseguy182

I've Got a Secret with Liz Carmichael - if you can guess her secret, you win a brand new car!!!! You just have to wait till it rolls off the assembly line.

LOL!!! Good stuff...

Cop: "Mrs. Charmichael a man?!? I don't know..."

Liz: "The car is real, sir... It just has yet to roll off the assembly line, sir."

wiseguy182 · 09-19-2011, 12:37 AM

Bumper Stumpers with the dumb couple from the Dennis Depue segment - guess the license plates for a chance to follow a crazed murderer around!

SageSlowdive · 09-19-2011, 12:46 AM

The Dating Game!

Contestant one just lost his wife when she suddenly 'disappeared' from their home after claiming to be sick. His interests include having a clean house.

Contestant two is sort of a loner, he's from either Canada or USA, very secretive, but ready for love. His interests includes guns, rest stops, blue vans, and being a cop.

Contestant three likes taking his girls out to have a good salad. He has just lost his wife after she suddenly 'disappeared' on a train station.

WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

alfiechat · 09-19-2011, 12:50 AM

wheel of fortune with Andalina Gonzalez-- playing with the Judge's money...

Princess Lola · 10-12-2011, 07:40 PM

Top Gear with Liz Carmichael

TracyLynnS · 10-12-2011, 07:54 PM

Got some much needed lols out of this thread! Hilarious stuff guys!

Lakeboy · 10-13-2011, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wiseguy182

Bumper Stumpers with the dumb couple from the Dennis Depue segment - guess the license plates for a chance to follow a crazed murderer around!

Good one. I forgot about Bumper Stumpers.

Steve W. · 10-13-2011, 10:36 AM

"Classic Concentration" with Don Decker

"Shark Tank" (I know, not really a game show) with "Liz Carmichael" pitching the Dale

"Scrabble" with Jerry Strickland: "Okay, it's your turn, Jerry. There's two letters left in the word...": circ--stantial

"Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader" featuring the 1981 Newburgh Heights Police Department with cameos from many others as well!

"Press Your Luck: featuring everyone that's ever been on UM

"The Fifth Wheel" featuring Jack Lutter

09-17-2011, 01:40 PM	#1
Todd Mueller Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 11, 2005 Posts: 1,626	Gameshows: UM edition The Hollywood Squares post got me thinking... What about some other game shows with "UM editions"? For example: - "Cash Cab" with Jule Caylor (how bad do you want a ride and some money?) - "Family Fued" with the Wheelers/Beans (Danny Wheeler: "Wait, if Pat were on my team that would make her my sister and my family don't go in for incest.") - "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" with Ed Barbara (You may think you won, but after the show the joke is on you!) - "The Restaurant" with John Mooney (The winner will have a successful restaurant or you will learn to kill your competition) - "Supermarket Sweep" with Kevin Poulson (Can you get in and get your groceries without being tackled by store security?) - "The Moment of Truth" with Tim McClure (Can you pass the lie detector, and if not, can you make people still believe you?) - "Are You Smarter than Mark Nichols?" (Enough said...) Feel free to add to the list!

10-13-2011, 10:36 AM	#15
Steve W. Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 03, 2010 Posts: 870	"Classic Concentration" with Don Decker "Shark Tank" (I know, not really a game show) with "Liz Carmichael" pitching the Dale "Scrabble" with Jerry Strickland: "Okay, it's your turn, Jerry. There's two letters left in the word...": circ--stantial "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader" featuring the 1981 Newburgh Heights Police Department with cameos from many others as well! "Press Your Luck: featuring everyone that's ever been on UM "The Fifth Wheel" featuring Jack Lutter
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09-17-2011, 04:39 PM	#2
MissFit29 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 09, 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 526	How about Deal or No Deal with Glen Consagra? Plead out to two murders you allegedly didn't commit and think you might get parole in 6 months? Please.

09-17-2011, 06:28 PM	#3
DazzlerSparkler Sharon Kinne Imposter Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 29, 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 725	It's time for Supermarket Sweep with Liza Montgomery! Can you get all your shopping done before she takes everything? God...I need to think of more gameshows...Family Feud? But what family that was featured on UM could be considered insane for the show? Deal Or No Deal featuring none other than Ann Corecelli and Elena Souza!
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09-17-2011, 09:49 PM	#4
MissFit29 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 09, 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 526	Who Wants to be a Millionaire with Joseph Prushanowski - he'll get you all the money you need!

09-18-2011, 01:51 AM	#5
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	LOL's Game shows are one of my specialties, so i love this thread. Queen for a Day with Gale Delano - Watch this episode from the past as Gale gives us her sob story in an attempt to win a wonderful array of prizes...in this case, dates with men. The Weakest Link with Diane Strom - you better give her some answers, or she will snap at you! Press Your Luck with Tim McClure - Watch as Tim keeps pressing his luck by offering the public more lies. Can Tim hit the big bucks from his mom's insurance and avoid the whammy that sends you to prison? Let's Make A Deal with Liza Montgomery - It's Liza's newest game show: will you trade in your winnings for these valuable certified checks? Avoid the zonks! Where in the World is Bonnie Wilder? - this should be an easy game, how can she get lost in a crowd when she is enormous? i'm sure i'll have more later.

09-18-2011, 03:15 AM	#6
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	Sale of the Century with Astarte Rice-Davis - Her husband just died, but if you can answer some general trivia questions, she'll sell you his possessions at instant bargains! the High Rollers/Card Sharks hour with Laura Law - a double dose of Laura Law! Risk as much as you like, and if you win, you get to square off against the hostess in the final round. But watch out, she'll do anything to win, including killing her husband. Treasure Hunt with the Dinnertime Bandit - Search for fine jewelry...in people's homes while they're eating supper. The Liar's Club with Donnie Hansen - Your panel includes the Wackers and pretty much everybody on UM that was an eyewitness. I've Got a Secret with Liz Carmichael - if you can guess her secret, you win a brand new car!!!! You just have to wait till it rolls off the assembly line.

09-18-2011, 11:28 AM	#7
UMFaninMD I love a mystery Senior Member Join Date: Apr 19, 2011 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,287	The Dating Game with these three choices: Bachelor # 1 is Robert Weeks. Just don't try and break up with him over dinner. Bachelor # 2 is Eric Kessler. Ignore the bad German accent and him constantly asking you for money. Bachelor #3 is Jim Burns, although he's not really a bachelor and if you find out, he'll still want you to keep seeing him.

09-19-2011, 12:37 AM	#9
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	Bumper Stumpers with the dumb couple from the Dennis Depue segment - guess the license plates for a chance to follow a crazed murderer around!

09-19-2011, 12:46 AM	#10
SageSlowdive the real hank queen Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 10, 2010 Posts: 659	The Dating Game! Contestant one just lost his wife when she suddenly 'disappeared' from their home after claiming to be sick. His interests include having a clean house. Contestant two is sort of a loner, he's from either Canada or USA, very secretive, but ready for love. His interests includes guns, rest stops, blue vans, and being a cop. Contestant three likes taking his girls out to have a good salad. He has just lost his wife after she suddenly 'disappeared' on a train station. WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

09-19-2011, 12:50 AM	#11
alfiechat Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 23, 2007 Location: pittsburgh,PA Posts: 198	wheel of fortune with Andalina Gonzalez-- playing with the Judge's money...

10-12-2011, 07:40 PM	#12
Princess Lola Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 12, 2011 Posts: 7	Top Gear with Liz Carmichael

10-12-2011, 07:54 PM	#13
TracyLynnS Don't Look Up Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 07, 2009 Posts: 3,107	Got some much needed lols out of this thread! Hilarious stuff guys!