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JamesG · 08-11-2011, 11:41 AM

More Morbid Mortuary Merchandise from KISS
by Gregory Burkart
August 11, 2011

The folks at Eternal Image, Inc. have rolled out another way to KISS your ass goodbye... or rather your ashes, in the form of a pricey cremation urn that your loved ones can proudly display in your home (you hope) after you've rocked yourself to death.

The first model, shown here, is eight inches tall and sells for a whopping $650. The company will be releasing three additional models later this year.

"We call this particular KISS urn our 'Monument' model," announced Eternal Image VP Donna Shatter.

"This urn offers fans a unique expression of their passion for the legendary rock band. It features full-color images of the band members and the KISS flame logo – all displayed against a striking black metallic finish."

This item and the KISS Kaskets can be ordered from the company's website - http://www.eternalimage.net/product/kiss%E2%84%A2/

If you've already bought your lovely KISS Kasket, the company has also released a KISS Army ceremonial flag to drape over it (or any coffin, for that matter) before they drop you in the hole.

http://www.fearnet.com/news/b23468_m...dise_from.html

Brad Russ · 08-18-2011, 08:30 AM

And here's a picture of a Kiss hater. LOL I'm only playing.

Thanks for sharing james!!

08-11-2011, 11:41 AM	#1
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,034	We've Seen the KISS Kaskets... Now Here's the KISS Urn More Morbid Mortuary Merchandise from KISS by Gregory Burkart August 11, 2011 The folks at Eternal Image, Inc. have rolled out another way to KISS your ass goodbye... or rather your ashes, in the form of a pricey cremation urn that your loved ones can proudly display in your home (you hope) after you've rocked yourself to death. The first model, shown here, is eight inches tall and sells for a whopping $650. The company will be releasing three additional models later this year. "We call this particular KISS urn our 'Monument' model," announced Eternal Image VP Donna Shatter. "This urn offers fans a unique expression of their passion for the legendary rock band. It features full-color images of the band members and the KISS flame logo – all displayed against a striking black metallic finish." This item and the KISS Kaskets can be ordered from the company's website - http://www.eternalimage.net/product/kiss%E2%84%A2/ If you've already bought your lovely KISS Kasket, the company has also released a KISS Army ceremonial flag to drape over it (or any coffin, for that matter) before they drop you in the hole. http://www.fearnet.com/news/b23468_m...dise_from.html

08-18-2011, 08:30 AM	#2
Brad Russ Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 17, 2002 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 10,085	And here's a picture of a Kiss hater. LOL I'm only playing. Thanks for sharing james!! Attached Images