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tiredmike59 · 07-03-2011, 08:37 PM

here are some questions to ponder.

1. Do you always smell your milk before you pour it ? Does your milk say,
" It wasnt me,it was that bowl of potatoe salad hiding behind the pack of hotdogs " ?

2. Did you ever catch your reflection in a store window as you were walking by , and noticed you walk funny, so you tried correcting it and ended up
walking even more funny ?

3. Did you ever notice elementary school cafeterias smell like barf ?

4. A full grown gorilla VS. A full grown grizzly (who would win ? )

5. Dont you hate digging in your front pocket for change in public ?
Cashier thinks, " It sure is taking him a long time to get that dime,
he must be playing with himself "

6. Dont you hate having to dry your face with the last paper towel
on the roll because thats the one with the glue on it ?

7. Dont you hate it when you are driving home and there isnt one
song you can listen to on the radio until you pull in the driveway,
then they play your favorite,but you cant sit out there and enjoy
it because you have ice cream in the trunk.

8. When you pay for something with a large bill and the guy holds
it up to the light to examine it, do you do the same with the
smaller bills he gives you back ?

9. I have never seen cashews in the shells, Do they look like
peanut shells, only curved ?

10. Dont you hate finding a little bug on something you are eating,
then wonder how many now reside in your stomach ?

robyrob · 07-04-2011, 12:37 AM

1. Do you always smell your milk before you pour it ? yes - i can't drink milk, but if I am cooking with it I am going to make damn sure it is still good

2. Did you ever catch your reflection in a store window as you were walking by ? i usually am reminded of John Travolta cruisin' with the paint cans and the music fires right up in my head...

3. i don't think i've ever been in an elementary school cafeteria, i try to avoid cafeterias if at all possible

4. full grown grizzly is 3 times the size of a gorilla, with claws that can rip open an SUV like its a bag of potato chips, and an attitude that says "please mess with me - i haven't eaten in 3 hours"

5. use debit cards

6. i have real towels to dry my face with

7. my drive home is pretty short so i rarely get a chance to hear a good song, but if it comes on the ice cream is probably going to melt, because it isn't mine anyways

8. again, i use debit card mostly, but if he wants to hold it up to the light i am not taking my eyes off it for a second.

9. they look nothing like a peanut - more like a pear (called the cashew apple) with a dangly appendage where the nut resides, and the shell is toxic which is why you can't buy them in the shell

10. bugs near my food freak me out, but i'm not going to assume that i've eaten any just because i see them near my food.

dakert · 07-04-2011, 12:55 AM

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Miss Lisa · 07-04-2011, 01:18 AM

1. Do you always smell your milk before you pour it ? - I can't drink milk too often and my sense of smell is off due to a lot of sinus issues, so no. I sometimes have others smell it for me though if its close to the experation date.

2. Did you ever catch your reflection in a store window as you were walking by , and noticed you walk funny, so you tried correcting it and ended up
walking even more funny ? - Yes! My dad sometimes tells me I walk funny, so I try to correct it everytime I see it.

3. Did you ever notice elementary school cafeterias smell like barf ? Nope

4. A full grown gorilla VS. A full grown grizzly (who would win ? )Grizzly, just because I say so.

5. Dont you hate digging in your front pocket for change in public ?
Cashier thinks, " It sure is taking him a long time to get that dime, he must be playing with himself " - I'm a girl who carries a purse, so I have never had this problem.

6. Dont you hate having to dry your face with the last paper towel
on the roll because thats the one with the glue on it ? - I use regular towels.

7. Dont you hate it when you are driving home and there isnt one
song you can listen to on the radio until you pull in the driveway,
then they play your favorite,but you cant sit out there and enjoy
it because you have ice cream in the trunk. - We keep a cooler in the trunk for whenever we have to bring home anything that can melt, so if this does happen, I can sit through the entire song.

8. When you pay for something with a large bill and the guy holds it up to the light to examine it, do you do the same with the smaller bills he gives you back ? - Nope.

9. I have never seen cashews in the shells, Do they look like peanut shells, only curved ? - I guess, lol, maybe. Never thought about it.

10. Dont you hate finding a little bug on something you are eating, then wonder how many now reside in your stomach ? - I have eaten a spider for five dollars before, I would hope that a small bug wouldn't bother me.

Dude111 · 01-09-2026, 11:57 PM

1. Do you always smell your milk before you pour it ? Does your milk say,
" It wasnt me,it was that bowl of potatoe salad hiding behind the pack of hotdogs " ?

Yes if it has expired (The date) I smell it to make sure its still good...

2. Did you ever catch your reflection in a store window as you were walking by , and noticed you walk funny, so you tried correcting it and ended up
walking even more funny ?

No not at all...

3. Did you ever notice elementary school cafeterias smell like barf ?

Nope I liked school lunchs!!

4. A full grown gorilla VS. A full grown grizzly (who would win ? )

A grown Gorilla!

5. Dont you hate digging in your front pocket for change in public ?
Cashier thinks, " It sure is taking him a long time to get that dime,
he must be playing with himself "

Hehehe no I dont.........

6. Dont you hate having to dry your face with the last paper towel
on the roll because thats the one with the glue on it ?

Yes I will say that!!

7. Dont you hate it when you are driving home and there isnt one
song you can listen to on the radio until you pull in the driveway,
then they play your favorite,but you cant sit out there and enjoy
it because you have ice cream in the trunk.

Nope........

8. When you pay for something with a large bill and the guy holds
it up to the light to examine it, do you do the same with the
smaller bills he gives you back ?

Hehe no I havent but...........

9. I have never seen cashews in the shells, Do they look like
peanut shells, only curved ?

I dunno!!

10. Dont you hate finding a little bug on something you are eating,
then wonder how many now reside in your stomach ?

Yulk...I havent ever thought of it!!

07-03-2011, 08:37 PM	#1
tiredmike59 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 05, 2010 Location: OUTLAW STATE {MO} Posts: 1,868	Unimportant questions here are some questions to ponder. 1. Do you always smell your milk before you pour it ? Does your milk say, " It wasnt me,it was that bowl of potatoe salad hiding behind the pack of hotdogs " ? 2. Did you ever catch your reflection in a store window as you were walking by , and noticed you walk funny, so you tried correcting it and ended up walking even more funny ? 3. Did you ever notice elementary school cafeterias smell like barf ? 4. A full grown gorilla VS. A full grown grizzly (who would win ? ) 5. Dont you hate digging in your front pocket for change in public ? Cashier thinks, " It sure is taking him a long time to get that dime, he must be playing with himself " 6. Dont you hate having to dry your face with the last paper towel on the roll because thats the one with the glue on it ? 7. Dont you hate it when you are driving home and there isnt one song you can listen to on the radio until you pull in the driveway, then they play your favorite,but you cant sit out there and enjoy it because you have ice cream in the trunk. 8. When you pay for something with a large bill and the guy holds it up to the light to examine it, do you do the same with the smaller bills he gives you back ? 9. I have never seen cashews in the shells, Do they look like peanut shells, only curved ? 10. Dont you hate finding a little bug on something you are eating, then wonder how many now reside in your stomach ?

07-04-2011, 12:37 AM	#2
robyrob certified wackball#3 Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 03, 2003 Location: hiding under the third booth at Arnold's Posts: 58,180	1. Do you always smell your milk before you pour it ? yes - i can't drink milk, but if I am cooking with it I am going to make damn sure it is still good 2. Did you ever catch your reflection in a store window as you were walking by ? i usually am reminded of John Travolta cruisin' with the paint cans and the music fires right up in my head... 3. i don't think i've ever been in an elementary school cafeteria, i try to avoid cafeterias if at all possible 4. full grown grizzly is 3 times the size of a gorilla, with claws that can rip open an SUV like its a bag of potato chips, and an attitude that says "please mess with me - i haven't eaten in 3 hours" 5. use debit cards 6. i have real towels to dry my face with 7. my drive home is pretty short so i rarely get a chance to hear a good song, but if it comes on the ice cream is probably going to melt, because it isn't mine anyways 8. again, i use debit card mostly, but if he wants to hold it up to the light i am not taking my eyes off it for a second. 9. they look nothing like a peanut - more like a pear (called the cashew apple) with a dangly appendage where the nut resides, and the shell is toxic which is why you can't buy them in the shell 10. bugs near my food freak me out, but i'm not going to assume that i've eaten any just because i see them near my food.
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07-04-2011, 01:18 AM	#4
Miss Lisa Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 08, 2005 Location: My very own Green Acres Posts: 1,113	1. Do you always smell your milk before you pour it ? - I can't drink milk too often and my sense of smell is off due to a lot of sinus issues, so no. I sometimes have others smell it for me though if its close to the experation date. 2. Did you ever catch your reflection in a store window as you were walking by , and noticed you walk funny, so you tried correcting it and ended up walking even more funny ? - Yes! My dad sometimes tells me I walk funny, so I try to correct it everytime I see it. 3. Did you ever notice elementary school cafeterias smell like barf ? Nope 4. A full grown gorilla VS. A full grown grizzly (who would win ? )Grizzly, just because I say so. 5. Dont you hate digging in your front pocket for change in public ? Cashier thinks, " It sure is taking him a long time to get that dime, he must be playing with himself " - I'm a girl who carries a purse, so I have never had this problem. 6. Dont you hate having to dry your face with the last paper towel on the roll because thats the one with the glue on it ? - I use regular towels. 7. Dont you hate it when you are driving home and there isnt one song you can listen to on the radio until you pull in the driveway, then they play your favorite,but you cant sit out there and enjoy it because you have ice cream in the trunk. - We keep a cooler in the trunk for whenever we have to bring home anything that can melt, so if this does happen, I can sit through the entire song. 8. When you pay for something with a large bill and the guy holds it up to the light to examine it, do you do the same with the smaller bills he gives you back ? - Nope. 9. I have never seen cashews in the shells, Do they look like peanut shells, only curved ? - I guess, lol, maybe. Never thought about it. 10. Dont you hate finding a little bug on something you are eating, then wonder how many now reside in your stomach ? - I have eaten a spider for five dollars before, I would hope that a small bug wouldn't bother me.
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07-04-2011, 12:55 AM	#3
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01-09-2026, 11:57 PM	#5
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 35,906	1. Do you always smell your milk before you pour it ? Does your milk say, " It wasnt me,it was that bowl of potatoe salad hiding behind the pack of hotdogs " ? Yes if it has expired (The date) I smell it to make sure its still good... 2. Did you ever catch your reflection in a store window as you were walking by , and noticed you walk funny, so you tried correcting it and ended up walking even more funny ? No not at all... 3. Did you ever notice elementary school cafeterias smell like barf ? Nope I liked school lunchs!! 4. A full grown gorilla VS. A full grown grizzly (who would win ? ) A grown Gorilla! 5. Dont you hate digging in your front pocket for change in public ? Cashier thinks, " It sure is taking him a long time to get that dime, he must be playing with himself " Hehehe no I dont......... 6. Dont you hate having to dry your face with the last paper towel on the roll because thats the one with the glue on it ? Yes I will say that!! 7. Dont you hate it when you are driving home and there isnt one song you can listen to on the radio until you pull in the driveway, then they play your favorite,but you cant sit out there and enjoy it because you have ice cream in the trunk. Nope........ 8. When you pay for something with a large bill and the guy holds it up to the light to examine it, do you do the same with the smaller bills he gives you back ? Hehe no I havent but........... 9. I have never seen cashews in the shells, Do they look like peanut shells, only curved ? I dunno!! 10. Dont you hate finding a little bug on something you are eating, then wonder how many now reside in your stomach ? Yulk...I havent ever thought of it!!