TIME: "The Top 10 Most Evil Animals"

[JamesG]

Top 10 Evil Animals
May 31, 2011


Cute animal clips have taken over the Internet. But not every creature deserves a video montage.

TIME takes a look at some animals that are troublesome to mankind.






Asian Carp






Measuring three ft. long and weighing up to 100 lbs., Asian Carp are hardly your average fish.

Originally from China, Asian Carp are an invasive collection of fish that take over and destroy ecosystems by devouring plankton and disrupting their habitat's existing food chain.

They're ravenous (often eating half of their body weight in one day), reproduce often and are difficult to capture.




One particular species, the silver carp, can pose an even more immediate threat. Easily startled, they're known to jump into the air and knock out fishermen, causing injuries such as black eyes, broken bones and concussions.

In February 2010, the White House even convened an Asian carp summit after the dangerous fish were found closing in on the Great Lakes.











The Emerald Ash Borer






The emerald ash borer first appeared in the U.S. in 2002.

Fifteen states and tens of millions of dead ash trees later, the tiny menace has developed into a full-blown infestation.




Originally from China, the winged beetle loves the trees from which it derives its name, and with few natural predators in the U.S., it has had a field day.

But America is fighting back. This summer, the USDA is releasing 150,000 stingless wasps (their larvae eat ash borer eggs) to combat the menace.

Godspeed, stingless wasps.











Pandas






This may sound heretical, maybe downright mean.
But let's not mince words: pandas are evil.


Oh, but they're so cute, you say, they're all chubby and fluffy and bumbling. They have those sweet, complacent smiles; they eat bamboo! Well, listen here...

The first step to getting over pandas is to imagine the coloration of their black-white fur as being the inverse of what it is — you see? Now it's less cuddly exotic woodland creature and more of a freakishly large raccoon.

Slothful to the point of being circumspect, pandas loll around, knowing full well that most of the humans in their midst will fall for their deceptive, charming spell.





What most people don't realize is that pandas have us duped. They are the one species in the animal kingdom that seem to live outside the realm of Darwinian science.

Most creatures in the universe follow German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche's axiom: a creature "will strive to grow, spread, seize, become predominant... because it is living and because life simply is will to power."

Pandas, though, didn't seem to get the memo. They have no will to live or reproduce. To this day, scientists have to perform grotesque procedures to keep the panda population from collapsing into oblivion.

Forget about the fact that pandas are mean-spirited, mate-abusing, progeny-mauling, deviant monsters. Forget about the fact that these hoodlum bears have conned humanity with their supposed cuteness.

The most evil thing about pandas? The cunning with which they expose the stupidity of us humanoids.











Tapeworms






These parasitic flatworms are the stuff of legend — evoking grotesque images of starving humans who fail to satiate their hunger despite constant eating.

But tapeworms are the real deal. While they do not generally cause symptoms such as extreme and uncontrollable hunger, they can range anywhere from .04 in. (1mm) to 50 ft. (15 m) in length and live inside the liver and digestive tracts of all types of vertebrates including humans, domestic animals and fish.



Tapeworm infections are caused by eating the raw or undercooked meats of infected animals and most people don't even notice that they are infected until they pass pieces of the worm in bowel movements.

Tapeworm infections can be treated with medication and are often curable.











Dingoes






Sometimes, it seems, the dingo does eat your baby.

In 1980, 9-month-old Azaria Chamberlain went missing in the heart of Australia's Outback. Her mother, Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton, was initially charged with murder and jailed.

Her defense? Well, the dingo ate her baby.




But in 1988, her conviction, along with her husband's, was overturned after a piece of the daughter's clothing was found near a dingo lair. The trial was a media sensation in Australia, made global headlines and became a part of pop culture with the release of the 1988 film A Cry in the Dark starring Meryl Streep

(as well as Elaine's famous rendition of the dingo line on "Seinfeld")





But doubt has always surrounded the Chamberlains, and last year, the case was actually reopened in an effort to clear their name.

Since the trial, there have been other reports of dingo attacks on humans, including one in 2001 in which a 9-year-old boy was killed.











Locusts






Locusts are grasshoppers that breed quickly and form giant swarms that often turn aggressive. They can travel for hundreds of miles across croplands, destroying vegetation.

The most famous locust tale, of course, can be found in the Bible — they are one of the ten "plagues" sent by God when Egypt's Pharoah refuses to free Moses' Israelites from slavery.

Unfortunately, locusts are still a problem in Egypt and many other spots. There is one particularly satisfying way to combat them, however. Locusts are edible.











Tsetse Flies






Unless you're a vampire from the Twilight series, being known as a bloodsucker is never a good thing.

Native to Africa and almost exclusively found in woodland areas, the flies transmit what is commonly known as "human sleeping sickness."




Although the flies are found in all parts of the continent, human sleeping sickness almost always occurs in sub-Saharan Africa. The illness first starts with fever, headaches, joint pains and itching and can develop into confusion, sensory disturbances, poor coordination and disturbance of the sleep cycle.

If left untreated it can be fatal.





While there have been several epidemics of human sleeping sickness in Africa since the early 20th century, the number of cases reported in 2009 dropped below 10,000 for the first time in 50 years.











Rats






There is nothing appealing about rats.

But what can be just a gross, dirty, fairly harmless species got deadly in the 14th century when it helped spread the Black Death through much of Europe and parts of Asia.




The pandemic's most devastating moment was a four-year spell between 1347 and 1351 that, according to some estimates, wiped out as much as two-thirds of Europe's population.

The plague would recur in subsequent decades and is believed to have killed roughly 100 million people worldwide in the space of some 200 years.











Humans






Concentration camps.
War crimes.
Genocide.
The Crusades.
Al-Qaeda.
The specter of nuclear armageddon.
Torture and rape as tools of systemic violence.
Avarice.
Jealousy.
Sub-prime mortgages.


What more evidence do you need of homo sapiens' innate propensity to inflict ill upon the world and upon ourselves?











Bed Bugs






Bed bugs won't kill you, but the trouble they cause may have you wishing they had.

This past year, as thousands of Americans woke up with itchy pink welts, they were reminded of the meaning behind the adage, "Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite."




Infestations have been reported in all 50 states and in the latter part of 2010 were at nearly epidemic proportions in New York and other cities. When the tiny bugs, which can produce 10,000 babies in three months, arrive, the cost to wipe out an infestation in a single-family home can easily run past $1,000.

Perhaps the most evil thing about them is that, despite their small size, their anatomy is custom built for blood-sucking. The apple seed-sized insect can drink more than three times its body weight in blood in a single feeding.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/pa...074502,00.html

[Retro4Life]

Wow, this is the type of thing that is fun to read at www.cracked.com, but Time magazine?

I really shouldn't be surprised, I guess, since readership for magazines of all kinds is way down and editors are scrambling to hold the attention span of a generation, that, well, for the most part, doesn't have one, but this "list posing as an article" thing at Time is still stunning, as I always thought Time was kind of "the thinking man's Newsweek".

Oh, well.

[MrCleveland]

Hmm...Roaches (Especially the Croton Bug) didn't make that list. Well...their cousin the Locusts made the lists.

And Pandas are more evil than wolves? Maybe Red Riding Hood should be encountered by a panda than a wolf.

[Penny Lane]

The emerald Ash Borer has killed all of the ash trees in my area. Ash trees were plentiful and now they're gone! Everywhere I look I can see a dead ash tree. It's amazing what a little bug can do. Hopefully they will make a comeback like the elm trees have.


And I don't consider humans animals! I resent that!