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Old 01-05-2002, 02:54 PM   #1
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~~~~~~~in the division~~~~~~~~~~~
jinny storms out of the captains office
jin:whAT A .......
caplooks at her jinny glares back
cap:u guys think ya could man the port for a sec i'm goin to get breakfest
cd:didn't ya have breakfest this morning?
cap:no ran out of breakfest bars
angelak see ya later
cap:bye
jin:dont forget to write (sarcasticly>)we'll miss you!
,magda:jinny!
jin:what u didn't say it
(cap left)

(a man comes in )
man:is Kate there?(to jinny)
jin:ya sure ya want to see her?!
man:you must be jinny
angela: how'd ya know that
jinny:duh it says on my name plate
man:hi i'm Kates son
jinny(under her breath)who'd wanna admitt that
magda :jinny!
cd:uh she just went to get breakfest .
mag:she didn't tell us she had a son
man:i'm in the navy.names joe
jinny:well if you wait a minute she should arrive on her broom in a minute

~~~~~~~~cap walks in~~~~~~~~~~
cap:joe!(hugs him)
joe:hey mom wheres amanda?
cap:still in LA.How longs your leave?
joe:5days i figured i'd check this place out
jinny:cap listen we hate to break up this little love fest but we have a whittness waiting for the Hill murder
caprry joe i'll be back .Comeon jinny

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Old 01-05-2002, 04:03 PM   #2
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Oooooo, cool start! Keep it coming! hehe
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Old 01-05-2002, 04:15 PM   #3
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cd:wait cap what should we do
cap:uh.....just keep joe company
(jin and the cap walk out)

~~~~~~~jinny and kate walk back in the division~~~~~~~
cap joe what do you want to do cause i have work to do
joeut me to work
jinny:u want to work for her?
(casey walks in)
case:jin ya left your movie at dadds last night
jinny:thanx
casey:jin whats he doin here?
jinny:what do ya mean ya knw him
casey:yeah i met him at a gay bar last night we were talkin about our parents and how we didn't tell them he said he still has not told his mom
jin:thats the caps son
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Old 01-05-2002, 04:57 PM   #4
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Oooooo!!!! I can't wait to see Cap's face when she gets a load of that! hehe...MORE!!
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Old 01-05-2002, 08:19 PM   #5
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capk joe u work with jinny
(phone rings )
cap:mccaferty joe its for you
joe yeah no u said ok i'll be on the 9:00 yes pm i just got here
cap:whats wrong
joe :i have to head back tonight
cap:why
joe :didn't really say
come on moms dont be down we'll have fun today ya guys could man the port right?
mag:sure...cap have fun
joe:mom meet me in the car i have to use the bathroom
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joe:listen its her b-day and i am hoping you could get stuff and supprise her
jinny:i'd love to but how are we gonna get a pinyata that looks like her head
magda:we'd love too
jinny:yeah whatever
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Old 01-05-2002, 09:26 PM   #6
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hehehehe...how about...? What's that word? Hmmm...it's coming...oh, it's here...MORE!
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Old 01-26-2002, 11:12 AM   #7
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heres more

mag:jinny you get the decorations and the cake,cd you look through her rollodex and invite some of her friends over,angela you.........and jinny go together get the decorations the cake and a stupid game or 2
jinny:we'll search till we find perfect stuff!
mag:jin shes not that bad
cd:i'm goin
jinny:cnat i trade jobs with cd
mag:no
jinny:why
mag:cause i dont think you'll invite her fiends!
jinny:comeon angela lets go!
angela k first stop is Florences
jinny:r u kiddin that place smells like like
angelaurfume
jinny:guess so and its full weird things
angela:you mean cute and beautiful
jin:yeah who wants crap like that

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Im readin!!! awesome fic!! MORE!!
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Old 01-26-2002, 02:32 PM   #9
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i have to say that the pinata thing was hilarious. i bet jinny really wants to wack kate's head. lol <~~~~KaTE. <~~~JINNY!!! Dont get me wrong...i like kate/bonnie but i thought that was funny!!!
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thanx heres more
(on the way to the car)
angela:actually i think we should get a pinyatta just for fun
jinkay!
angela :ya know of a place to get one
jinny:yeah get in!

~they arrive~
angela:what is this place
jin:a friend of mine he makes pinyattas i'll be right bck stay here

(goes in)
jeff:hey jinny wHAT BRINGS YA HERE
jinny:can you make pinyattas that look like certain people
jeff:yeah
jin:how long will it tale ya
jeff:actually not long i already have the mix for pinyattas stirred up i was going to make a few cause i was bored do ya have a pic
jinny:yeah here i got to go
jeff ok pic it up in about an hour and a half
jinnyerfect bye!

(jinny gets in the car)
anglela:wheres the pinyatta
jin:hes still workin on it
angelak?(confused voice
jink htres an only deals around this corner i think they have some decorating stuff

what do you think?
i like kate and jinnys way they jump down eachothers throte too
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Old 01-26-2002, 03:48 PM   #11
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HaHa!!!I would do anything to see jinny whack a pinata that looks like Kate! I would die! like i said b4...i like kate/bonnie but thats HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
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hahaha!!!!! i luv this!!!! the kate/jinny thing is sooo funny!!!! interesting about kate's son 2!!! post more soon!!!
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lololol...oh man ! you must i repeat must post more !!
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OMG!! This is TOO funny! You HAVETA post some more!!
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cdk i found 4 close friends
mag:invite theodore blumentall
cd:why
mag:well ya know her and him were goin out and i'd like to see jin happy again with them back together
cd:u little sneak

~angela and jinny~only deals~
angela what kind of pinyatta did you get her
jin:a personalized one you'll have to wait and see it
angela:great!(sarcasticly)

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