Continuation

[Ags2000]

For those of you that don't know Lisa Whelchel Forever and myself started a Blair/Jo argument on the chit chat board. We suspended it for the holidays. Now that the holidays are over, I thought I would repost it over here so everyone could get a huge kick out of it and so it can be continued. Feel free to comment on it or come in, as Max did, as another character.

This might breathe some life into the FOL board

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
*chases after Gracie, and speaks to her in a Blairish tone*
It's not MY fault I'm a bad speller

Ags2000:
*speaks in a Joish tone*

Sure it is. If you had actually done your work in school instead of having your hired help do it YOU would know how to spell instead of them.

Oh, wait, your not Blair are you? Never mind
*walks away looking for Blair to insult her*

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
*Talks in Blair's usual "I'm better then you" tone*

Yes I AM Blair Warner. *Flips hair* The one and only.

Ags2000:
*rolls eyes and thinks "Here we go again"*

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
-sigh- Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo... it's not my fault my family has money and yours doesn't, now is it? If your mother actually got a real job, instead of working as a cocktail waitress -rolls eyes- then you'd be rich enough to hire someone too!

Ags2000:
*Talks in Jo's "You've crossed the line" tone*

Don't talk about my motha unless you wanna lose some teeth Warner.

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
Hmph! Turn blue!!!!!

Ags2000:
Turn blue???? Turn Blue??? Is that the best you can come up with?

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
Look Jo. I cannot find my blow drier and I'm not in the mood to fight. Your family is poor, mine is rich. Simple as that. Now if you would like more money, my family would be happy to give you some -sigh- Some people are just more fortunate then others....

Ags2000:
First off Blair, you can't just try to buy me off like your parents do all the time to make up for something.

Secondly, I wouldn't want to borrow any money from YOU Blair. I am doing just fine on my own.

Thirdly, you may have more money then me Blair, but at least I have some class and dignity.

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
y- *chokes* YOU have class??? Sure you may have dignity. Big deal! CLASS is what you do not have. Class...

:::chuckles::: Class is first of all, dressing nice. Class is not going around wearing flared jeans from nostalgia times. Second of all, Class is riding in a limo, or a Porsche at least. Not some dingy little dirty greasy motorcycle. Third of all, Class is going to cotillions- I might add, something you do not go to. So you see, you are wrong. You do NOT have class

Ags2000:
First off, you don't have class Blair, what you have is a bad case of snobbery. (Is that a word?)

Secondly, I wouldn't call having your own department store of a closet having class.

Thirdly, a car does noe define what type of person you are, what is inside counts.

Fourth, I guess you don't remember, but I have been to a couple of wing-dings, or as you call it "a cotillion". True the first wing-ding I went to the guy was a jerk, but what do you expect, he WAS a friend of yours.

So to sum it up Blair, Class is something you have, NOT something you can just buy.

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
First of all, "snobbery" is NOT a word Jo. But of course, I forgot. You are not smart, so you wouldn't know. Maybe if you went to a decent school in the Bronx, you would know what I'm talking about. Brush up on your vocabulary.

Second of all, my closet is not a department store. I don't need it to be. I already own 7.

Third of all, a nice car gives you a reputation. I guess I know what kind of reputation you have...-looks at Jo's bike-

Fourth of all, yes, you have been to a cotillion. Yes, the guy was a friend of mine. But remember what happened? He took you out into the back where the Gulf course was. He used you. Don't you remember our show?

Ags2000:
First of all, snobbery IS a word. It is a Jo word. As for being smart, I earned my way into Eastland and Langley. I didn't have to buy MY way into them.

Secondly, have you ever thought of donating some of those clothes to people who would actually appreciate them. You can't possibly use all of them.

Third, yes I know cars can give you a reputaion. Just how many cars have you gotten a reputaion in Blair?

Fourth, yes I have seen the show, and if I were you I wouldn't talk about the guy's I've dated. I mean, just look at the jerks you've dated. Two words Chad Broxton.

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
Snobbery for the last time is not a word. Try and look it up.

I cannot donate my clothes. It would be impossible and scary to look at these little poor Bronxy people wearing my $800 Jordache jeans. I mean, think about it.

Your really pushing my buttons, Polniaczek. I haven't done anything in a car but ride.

On the subject of dating- Eddie. At least my guys weren't married before they came to me. If they were they would have the decency to tell me

Ags2000:
First, pull out a REAL dictionary. Snobbery IS A WORD. I am using a 1992 Webster's Illustrated Encyclopedic Dictionary. Snobbery is listed by itself:

That discribes YOU to a tee Blair.

Secondly, what makes you think anybody from the Bronx would want any clothes that has been ANYWHERE near you? Think about that.

Thirdly, exactly what did you ride in those cars Blair?

Fourth, don't mess with Eddie. At least he never worked at a strip joint like SOMEBODY'S boyfriend did. Eddie is a good guy, yes he was married the last time he came back, but NOT when we first met. Anyway, what makes you think your dates would have any decency. I again refer to Chad Broxton.

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
Jo, your using an almost 10 year old dictionary. It hasn't been updated for the longest time.

And, all the young little motorcycle-riding hoodlums would KILL for $800 Jordaches.

Jo, your REALLY pushing my buttons now. I haven't done anything in a car except sit in the damn back with my feet up to be waited on hand and foot.

Don't mess with Eddie? Well what's he gonna do, come get me? And don't start going off on Cliff. I don't want to talk about him. Chad... yeah well he was a jerk no doubt about it, but still.

Ags2000:
*thinking* "Where's Mrs. G. when we need her?"

It doesn't matter how old the dictionary is, it IS in it so it IS a word.

No we would not kill for $800 Jordache jeans. We might kill somebody for wearing them, but not to get them for ourselves.

See, that is just your problem. You should get off your can and help yourself. Maybe then you wouldn't have to keep buying so many clothes.

As for the whole guy thing, I think we can agree that we have both ended up with some jerk for a guy. Maybe that is why we are such good friends. I mean, if we weren't such good friends, I would have already punched your lights out. That must mean something.

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
Well fine. It IS a word. But not a very good one.

No you see, your people WOULD want them. They could trade them in for a fair amount of money, then go off and buy more rags you people wear...

I do not have a problem, and the only person I help is myself. If people want my help, they must beg for it. Same as for money. But like I said before Jo.. my offer still stands

Fine. Call a truse on the guy thing. Well actually, no. I never did like Rick.......

Max Whittaker stepping in as Mrs. Garrett:
GIRLS! GIRLS! It's CHRISTMAS! Can't you two just get ALONG just ONCE???

Ags2000:
I guess you're right Mrs. G. It IS Christmas time after all. We really shouldn't be arguing over stupid stuff like this.

Happy Holidays Blair.

*picks up a photo album with pictures from over the years and gives it to Blair for Christmas*

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
-sigh- fine. Merry Christmas Jo. But the SECOND it turns 2002, and the Holidays are over, I'm continuing our fight!

Ags2000:
Sounds good to me!!!

I look forward to it!

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
yes... you would. Oh, look at the time. Must run off for my hair appointment. Ta-ta!

[Ags2000]

Lisa Whelchel Forever:
yes... you would. Oh, look at the time. Must run off for my hair appointment. Ta-ta!

*mumbling to self* Typical Blair, she is never on time for anything. Here it is already the new year and she has yet to show up to finish our discussion. She's probably still at her hair appointment. I swear, that girl is going to be late for her own funeral.

*sighs* ::looks around for any sign of Blair::

[KerriBerri687]

alex u readin this? lol

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Ags2000
*mumbling to self* Typical Blair, she is never on time for anything. Here it is already the new year and she has yet to show up to finish our discussion. She's probably still at her hair appointment. I swear, that girl is going to be late for her own funeral.

Jo, Jo, Jo... it's not my fault I'm never on time. Us Warners just have SO much to do!! We have a social life.. heh.. unlike some people....And yes my hair appointment WAS long! I had to have everything just perfect. *says in goody goody voice* Hehe, just like me

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Jo, Jo, Jo... it's not my fault I'm never on time. Us Warners just have SO much to do!! We have a social life.. heh.. unlike some people....And yes my hair appointment WAS long! I had to have everything just perfect. *says in goody goody voice* Hehe, just like me

I do have a life. Don't you remember after we started college at Langley who it was that was invited to all of the parties and who wasn't.

Anyway, you know what they say Blair, practice makes perfect. I think you need to go practice some more there Blair.

D

[Kay Scarpetta]

Actually quiet frankly... I DO remember. It was me, of course. Everyone loves me. They still do. And... practice what? I can't practice anymore. I'm already perfect at everything

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Actually quiet frankly... I DO remember. It was me, of course. Everyone loves me. They still do. And... practice what? I can't practice anymore. I'm already perfect at everything

I think your brain is a little out of whack there Warner, want to let me straighten it out for ya? I was the one invited to the parties and I was the one who threw a party. You were the one sulking upstairs because nobody liked you.

Only in your dreams your perfect Blair, only in your dreams. Practice everything Blair. You are FAR from being perfect. Hey you have already accepted the fact that your face and hair need help, I mean, why else would you go and get treatments everyday.

[NancyMcKeon/LisaWelchel#1]

WOW!! This is sooooo interesting and cool at the same time!! lol keep going Karli I wanna read more!!!

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Ags2000
Only in your dreams your perfect Blair, only in your dreams. Practice everything Blair. You are FAR from being perfect. Hey you have already accepted the fact that your face and hair need help, I mean, why else would you go and get treatments everyday.

*gasp* How dare you insult my hair!! You would DIE for this hair!! It's so smooth and golden, and so nice and soft. Very much unlike your dark stringy greasy hair. My face? What's wrong with my face? Nothing. There isn't anything wrong with your face either...except for your ears. But don't worry. You'll grow into them

[ks]

Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock
alex u readin this? lol

Ring a bell, Kerri? Pretty typical of all our conversations, huh?




ks

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


*gasp* How dare you insult my hair!! You would DIE for this hair!! It's so smooth and golden, and so nice and soft. Very much unlike your dark stringy greasy hair. My face? What's wrong with my face? Nothing. There isn't anything wrong with your face either...except for your ears. But don't worry. You'll grow into them

No I wouldn't "die" for that hair. It wouldn't fit in my motorcycle helmet. As for my ears, I wouldn't be saying anything Pinocchio.

D

[Warm & Fuzzy]

Holy Mac, this if funny!

[MrsGarrettRocksMySocks]

ok, I'M stepping in as Mrs.G this time! Just cause I love Mrs.G....
GIRLSSS!!!!

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Ags2000
No I wouldn't "die" for that hair. It wouldn't fit in my motorcycle helmet. As for my ears, I wouldn't be saying anything Pinocchio

Are we EVER going to stop talking about this dirty bike of yours? Learn how to drive a damn car, Jo.

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Are we EVER going to stop talking about this dirty bike of yours? Learn how to drive a damn car, Jo.

It's dirt bike Blair NOT dirty bike. I know how to drive a car, but why drive a car when I got my bike.
Another thing, whats with that language Blair, having a bad hair decade or something?