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Brian Damage · 05-12-2011, 03:26 PM

Florida lawmakers with a poor grasp of taxonomy appear to have accidentally outlawed all sex in the state, according to the Southern Fried Scientist. The recently passed law banning bestiality outlaws "knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal"—and since humans are technically animals, consenting adults in Florida will soon be banned from having sex unless their act conforms to "certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices," the science blogger writes.

Florida politicians may be a little slow but they haven't forgotten that humans are animals, too, counters the Miami New Times. After Gov. Rick Scott signs the bestiality ban into law, it will enter the chapter of Florida law that deals with crimes against animals, which defines animals as "every living dumb creature"—a definition that presumably excludes all human Floridians.

http://www.southernfriedscience.com/?p=10369

PlayOn · 05-12-2011, 03:43 PM

do the Duggers live in flordia? if not, this law needs to go to their state.

Reverend Jim · 05-12-2011, 05:26 PM

catlover79 · 05-12-2011, 06:56 PM

Only in Florida!!!!

Lee · 05-13-2011, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by PlayOn

do the Duggers live in flordia? if not, this law needs to go to their state.

The Duggars live in Arkansas

PlayOn · 05-18-2011, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee

The Duggars live in Arkansas

thanks, Lee. i wasn't sure if it was Arkansas or Flordia. anyway, AK nees to adopt this law.

robyrob · 05-18-2011, 12:59 PM

they didn't need to ban sex; they need to make it so you have to get a license to reproduce and pass an IQ test before you can breed there.

MrCleveland · 05-18-2011, 04:24 PM

Florida...is it me or is it a ****ed-up state?

OH Nuts! · 05-18-2011, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Only in Florida!!!!

Amen to that! Glad I moved many many yrs ago.

Marvo301 · 05-18-2011, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by robyrob

they didn't need to ban sex; they need to make it so you have to get a license to reproduce and pass an IQ test before you can breed there.

To be honest they should probably do this everywhere!!

catlover79 · 05-19-2011, 12:02 AM

^

ESPECIALLY in Florida.

Janice Johnson · 05-19-2011, 12:12 AM

Oh, Florida, the interesting state. We were apparently so stupid, we didn't know who we voted for in 2000 to be president.

catlover79 · 05-19-2011, 12:48 AM

^ Not to mention it has the highest number of stupid criminals per capita than any other state in the union!!!

Marvo301 · 05-19-2011, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

Oh, Florida, the interesting state. We were apparently so stupid, we didn't know who we voted for in 2000 to be president.

If I remember correctly I believe you guys voted for someone named "Hanging Chad"!!

05-12-2011, 03:26 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Florida May Have Accidentally Banned Sex Florida lawmakers with a poor grasp of taxonomy appear to have accidentally outlawed all sex in the state, according to the Southern Fried Scientist. The recently passed law banning bestiality outlaws "knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal"—and since humans are technically animals, consenting adults in Florida will soon be banned from having sex unless their act conforms to "certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices," the science blogger writes. Florida politicians may be a little slow but they haven't forgotten that humans are animals, too, counters the Miami New Times. After Gov. Rick Scott signs the bestiality ban into law, it will enter the chapter of Florida law that deals with crimes against animals, which defines animals as "every living dumb creature"—a definition that presumably excludes all human Floridians. http://www.southernfriedscience.com/?p=10369
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05-19-2011, 12:02 AM	#11
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	^ ESPECIALLY in Florida.

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05-19-2011, 12:48 AM	#13
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	^ Not to mention it has the highest number of stupid criminals per capita than any other state in the union!!!