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(The Washington Capitals beat the NY Rangers 2-0.)
(Ed comes into the Kramden apartment.) Ed: "Hey Ralph-ie boy! How upsetting was that game, huh?" (Ralph comes out looking sad.) Ralph: "Double whammy Norton. I had to spend the night with Alice's Mom and the Rangers LOST." Ed: "It looks like the Rangers have put themselves in a big hole. But, look on the bright side. The Rangers have two more opportunities to beat the Capitals." Ralph: "You are right Norton. Those Capitals are going to lose with a capital L." Ed: "Those Capitals think that they are going to win it all. What poor-misguided souls. Those Rangers are going to win the Cup and have a parade right OVER my place of work." Ralph: "Yes, I would love driving people to the parade too." Ed: "Yeah, let's not think of the fact that the Rangers are down by two games and that they played poorly. We got to smile Ralph. Smile. Smile. Smile." Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEET OUT!" (Ed leaves.) Ralph: "'We got to smile.'" (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.) Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!" (Audience cheers.) |
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