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killgas20 · 03-16-2011, 05:14 PM

I went to Chili's in Oxnard today for lunch with some co-workers. When we left, someone from Tony Alamo Ministries had left a pamphlet on my windshield. They were on every vehicle in the parking lot. I began to laugh hysterically and had to explain to the 2 guys that rode with me who Tony Alamo was.

What was strange was that the pamphlet was dated January - March 2003.

I thought you all on this forum might get a chuckle out of this.

LooksLikeCRicci · 03-16-2011, 08:41 PM

You should scan it and post it on here.

sdb4884 · 03-17-2011, 01:23 AM

Some of his fancy jackets are still available on ebay, i'd buy one if I could afford it.

RobinW · 03-17-2011, 08:18 AM

That's hilarious

. This would be a great entry on the "You know you're an UM fan if" thread. You know you're a UM fan if you find Tony Alamo pamphlet and can provide a detailed explanation to people about who he is.

But, hey, I'm sure Tony Alamo Ministries is bound to make big comeback. Guy's only got 174 more years left on his prison sentence

.

sdb4884 · 03-17-2011, 10:55 PM

Here you go:

http://shop.ebay.com.au/i.html?LH_Av...arr%3D1&_rdc=1

LooksLikeCRicci · 03-17-2011, 11:00 PM

I am so bidding on that Barbie jacket. I'm not even close to kidding. What a great conversation piece!

Charlie99909 · 03-18-2011, 12:40 PM

Last night I was bar hopping and cut through a local casino when I saw an old white trashy woman wearing what looked like a Tony Alamo Ney York jacket. Or at least a clever rip off. I had to laugh because it was such a coincidence after reading this thread. I wished I'd grabbed a picture of her.

killgas20 · 03-22-2011, 08:23 PM

I'll try and scan the pamphlet this weekend and post to this thread.

killgas20 · 05-05-2011, 12:26 AM

I'm working nights this week. Went out for dinner with a co-worker and had another Alamo pamphlet on our windshield.

I know I've been a slacker in getting these scanned. I'll do it soon!

Orgazmo · 05-05-2011, 10:44 AM

Like one of these?

DarkDante · 05-05-2011, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by LooksLikeCRicci

I am so bidding on that Barbie jacket. I'm not even close to kidding. What a great conversation piece!

Hey Ricci did you win?

Have you ever considered that your jacket could have been stitched together by THE RICHARD CHURCH?

MegtheEgg86 · 05-05-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

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That bat**** rambling about how women should be "ruled" and "dominated" by their husbands (especially that "no more equal rights, ladies" bit) because "God wills it" was way too much. Sure, I'll totally allow a rapist, sweatshop overseer, and common thief to be my spiritual lord since he's a dude--OBVIOUSLY that's a real moral compass for every woman to follow. Nutjobbery at its finest.

Corky Kneivel · 05-05-2011, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

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hahahahahahahaha at the byline in italica underneath the article: "Tony Alamo is probably the greatest patriot this country has ever known". Why do religious zealotry and jingoism seem to go hand-in-hand so much?

Corky Kneivel · 05-05-2011, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MegtheEgg86

That bat**** rambling about how women should be "ruled" and "dominated" by their husbands (especially that "no more equal rights, ladies" bit) because "God wills it" was way too much. Sure, I'll totally allow a rapist, sweatshop overseer, and common thief to be my spiritual lord since he's a dude--OBVIOUSLY that's a real moral compass for every woman to follow. Nutjobbery at its finest.

But Meg, how can you argue with this: "according to many reports, true godly women will always prefer 1/10th share of a first-rate, scriptural godly, Christian man, and be assured of getting to Heaven, than the exclusive possession of a 2nd or 3rd rate ungodly one and wind up in Hell.". Thats just too much truth to be argued with: its got that nice little combination of scripture and arithmetic I always look for in my preachings.

MegtheEgg86 · 05-05-2011, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Corky Kneivel

But Meg, how can you argue with this: "according to many reports, true godly women will always prefer 1/10th share of a first-rate, scriptural godly, Christian man, and be assured of getting to Heaven, than the exclusive possession of a 2nd or 3rd rate ungodly one and wind up in Hell.". Thats just too much truth to be argued with: its got that nice little combination of scripture and arithmetic I always look for in my preachings.

Oh yeah. It has statistics. It must be true!

I wonder what criteria was used to qualify "true godly women" and "first-rate, scriptural godly, Christian" men. Must've been an interesting, very academic study. Whodda thunk obtaining a good place in the afterlife was as easy as riding on your old man's spiritual coat tail?

03-16-2011, 05:14 PM	#1
killgas20 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 23, 2006 Location: Richmond Hill, GA Posts: 69	Tony Alamo Ministries Pamphlet I went to Chili's in Oxnard today for lunch with some co-workers. When we left, someone from Tony Alamo Ministries had left a pamphlet on my windshield. They were on every vehicle in the parking lot. I began to laugh hysterically and had to explain to the 2 guys that rode with me who Tony Alamo was. What was strange was that the pamphlet was dated January - March 2003. I thought you all on this forum might get a chuckle out of this.

03-16-2011, 08:41 PM	#2
LooksLikeCRicci Likes to live in a clean house Moderator Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 Posts: 4,050	You should scan it and post it on here.

03-17-2011, 01:23 AM	#3
sdb4884 UM Meme Guy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 01, 2008 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 1,234	Some of his fancy jackets are still available on ebay, i'd buy one if I could afford it.

03-17-2011, 08:18 AM	#4
RobinW Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2010 Posts: 1,874	That's hilarious . This would be a great entry on the "You know you're an UM fan if" thread. You know you're a UM fan if you find Tony Alamo pamphlet and can provide a detailed explanation to people about who he is. But, hey, I'm sure Tony Alamo Ministries is bound to make big comeback. Guy's only got 174 more years left on his prison sentence .

03-17-2011, 10:55 PM	#5
sdb4884 UM Meme Guy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 01, 2008 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 1,234	Here you go: http://shop.ebay.com.au/i.html?LH_Av...arr%3D1&_rdc=1

03-17-2011, 11:00 PM	#6
LooksLikeCRicci Likes to live in a clean house Moderator Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 Posts: 4,050	I am so bidding on that Barbie jacket. I'm not even close to kidding. What a great conversation piece!

03-18-2011, 12:40 PM	#7
Charlie99909 El Sicko Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 25, 2010 Posts: 349	Last night I was bar hopping and cut through a local casino when I saw an old white trashy woman wearing what looked like a Tony Alamo Ney York jacket. Or at least a clever rip off. I had to laugh because it was such a coincidence after reading this thread. I wished I'd grabbed a picture of her.

03-22-2011, 08:23 PM	#8
killgas20 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 23, 2006 Location: Richmond Hill, GA Posts: 69	I'll try and scan the pamphlet this weekend and post to this thread.

05-05-2011, 12:26 AM	#9
killgas20 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 23, 2006 Location: Richmond Hill, GA Posts: 69	I'm working nights this week. Went out for dinner with a co-worker and had another Alamo pamphlet on our windshield. I know I've been a slacker in getting these scanned. I'll do it soon!

05-05-2011, 10:44 AM	#10
Orgazmo UM Fan Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 05, 2008 Posts: 74	Like one of these?