Hayley's Cupcake

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

By: Elvis Fonzie Dean and Stormtracker TF



*Hayley Williams Finishes Shooting Darts Around 3 PM Then Decides To Take A Walk To The Bakery*

*Hayley leaves her apartment in downtown Memphis and walks out into the warm, sun-filled spring air*

Hayley: What a beautiful day! I think I'm in the mood for a cupcake.

*Hayley Puts Her Sneakers On, Gets Her Keys, Then Walks Down Stairs And Heads Out To The Bakery. On Her Way There She Sees One Small Pink And One Small Yellow Flower On A Red Fire Hydrant*

Haley: Oh, that's cute!

*Haley Takes Picture Of That*

Haley: I'll take you two little flowers with me. Don't think you two could stay there for long without getting blown away. We'll visit the fire hydrant on the way back!

*Finally Hayley makes her way to the corner bakery, where she is greeted by a jolly baker wearing a chef's hat*

Baker: Why hello there, young lady! How may I help you today?

Hayley: I'd like to buy a cupcake!

Baker: Well, we have plenty of them for you to choose from! Take your pick.

*Hayley's eyes light up as the Baker directs her attention to the vast array of shapes, sizes, colors, and flavors of cupcakes behind a glass case*

*Hayley's So Undecided In Which Cupcake She Wants She Considers Buying Them All, Until She Sees A Bright Red-Orange Cream, Chocolate Cupcake, With Pink Cream Made Into A Smiley Face On It*

Hayley: I want that one!

Baker: Ohhh, good choice!

*Baker Gets It For Her And Puts It In A Little Box Then A Little Bag*

*Hayley rushes to pull money from her pocket, and pays in coins, having to use every last penny*

Baker: Thank you, enjoy your cupcake!

*The baker hands Hayley the bag containing her cupcake*

Hayley: Thank you! I will, have a nice day!

*Hayley smiles and waves at the happy baker as she exits the building. As she stands out on the busy sidewalk, she quickly opens the bag and tears open the tiny box to reveal the most delicious looking cupcake she has ever seen, she considers taking a bite from it and eating it right there*

Hayley: Hmmm, maybe I should wait until I get home to eat it so I can focus all my energy on enjoying this tasty treat!

*Hayley Walks Fast And Is Looking Gitty, Is Making Sure Not To Go To Fast So She Doesn't Drop The Cupcake. She Then Sees The Red Fire Hydrant With The Two Flowers In Her Hand*

Hayley: Hey! We're back. I'm gonna be taking care of these two flowers. We'll visit you a lot, Mr.Hydrant!

*Hayley Gets To Her Building And Goes Up To Her Apartment. She Places Her Cupcake Down On The Living Room Table*

Hayley: Alright, just gonna get me a napkin and it's time to be with my cupcake!

*Hayley runs into her kitchen to get a napkin, and places her finger on her chin as she begins to ponder something*

Hayley: Hmm...I'm going to need something to drink with it. Oh! I know, I'll have a nice tall glass of milk!

*Hayley opens up the refrigerator, then rushes back to her living room and sits in front of her cupcake. She places her glass of milk on the table and tucks the napkin into her shirt*

*Hayley Takes Out Her Two Flowers And Puts Them In A Little Flower Pot On The Table. She Then Carefully Takes The Cupcake Out Of The Little Bag And Box. She Takes A Look At The Smiling Cupcake And Smiles Back, Then Gives It An Eskimo Kiss, Getting A Little Cream On Her Nose. She Then Takes A Bite With Joy, Smiling And Looking Up With Her Eyes Closed. She Eats Slowly Savoring Every Moment Of It. When She's About Halfway Done, She Sees Little Red Drops On Her Cupcake*

*She quickly raises her hand to touch her nose and feels something warm and wet. She stares with worried eyes as she examines the red liquid covering her fingers*

Hayley: Uh oh!

*Hayley reaches for her napkin and places it over her nose*

*Blood Pours Out Pretty Fast As She Places Her Cupcake Down On The Table With Her Other Hand. A Lot Comes Out So She Gets A Little Nervous Afraid Of Getting Any Blood On Her Couch And Rug By Getting Up To Get More Napkins. She Then Out Of Nowhere Thinks Of Her Song "When It Rains" With Her Thinking About The Blood Raining Down For Her Nose Then Has A Little Laugh Before Quickly Realizing She Has To Do Something Fast*

*She squeezes her fingers above the bridge of her nose with one hand while clasping a handful of napkins against her nose, waiting for the blood to stop dripping out. As she leans back onto the couch she longingly peers over at her contaminated cupcake which is now spattered with blood*

*Hayley Stares At It A Couple Of Minutes, Wondering What To Do With The Cupcake. She Then Gets An Idea. Before She Does This She Washes Up After Her Nosebleed Stopped. She Then Gets A Fork, Sits Down, Leans Over To The Table And Looks Closely At The Cupcake. She Eats Around All The Blood Off The Table Happily Enjoying It As If Nothing Else Happened. After She's Done She Feels Sad About The Rest Of The Cupcake Not Getting A Chance To Be Eaten. She Thinks Of What To Do, Then Remembers Flowers Used To Make Her Nose Bleed. She Gets A Smile And Puts The Rest Of The Cupcake With The Blood On It On The Soil Of The Little Flower Pot Around The Two Little Flowers As It's Fitting With What Just Happened And Has Meaning, Making It A Positive Meaning*

Hayley: There!