Jason Alexander Offers to Step In & Replace Charlie Sheen on 'Two & A Half Men' - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 03-07-2011, 11:49 PM

We're all feeling the giant hole that Charlie Sheen's firing from Two and a Half Men has left in our hearts. But fear not: Jason Alexander will pick up the slack. Alexander posted a long tweet Monday night, in which he kindly offered to take over Sheen's role on the hit series:

"Apparently, Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men. As an act of pure selflessness, I would like to volunteer my services to step into his role, so that millions of fans around the world will not be disappointed."

And what lengths is Alexander willing to go for the role?

"In an effort to bring a Sheen-esque quality to my portrayal, so as not to disrupt viewer appreciation, I will commence using cocaine in quantities large enough to challenge the national output of [sic] Columbia; fornicate with as many adult film actresses as I can afford - I may throw in underage Thai hookers, as well; commit assaults in four and five star hotels prior to trashing the hotel rooms; and finally strive to alienate and piss off not only my immediate bosses and superiors, but the entire film and television industry."

Also:

"I do this, not for my own joy, but for the benefit of the millions of people who ...STILL DON'T SEEM TO HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF ****ING CHARLIE SHEEN!"

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/95jkj6

Marvo301 · 03-08-2011, 12:00 AM

This sounds more like an offer George Costanza would make!! Thank-you Jason Alexander for this much needed laugh!!

catlover79 · 03-08-2011, 01:02 AM

That...would be interesting.

Schmoopie · 03-08-2011, 05:52 AM

Actually if he was serious about the role I'd tune in to see that!

03-07-2011, 11:49 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Jason Alexander Offers to Step In & Replace Charlie Sheen on 'Two & A Half Men' We're all feeling the giant hole that Charlie Sheen's firing from Two and a Half Men has left in our hearts. But fear not: Jason Alexander will pick up the slack. Alexander posted a long tweet Monday night, in which he kindly offered to take over Sheen's role on the hit series: "Apparently, Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men. As an act of pure selflessness, I would like to volunteer my services to step into his role, so that millions of fans around the world will not be disappointed." And what lengths is Alexander willing to go for the role? "In an effort to bring a Sheen-esque quality to my portrayal, so as not to disrupt viewer appreciation, I will commence using cocaine in quantities large enough to challenge the national output of [sic] Columbia; fornicate with as many adult film actresses as I can afford - I may throw in underage Thai hookers, as well; commit assaults in four and five star hotels prior to trashing the hotel rooms; and finally strive to alienate and piss off not only my immediate bosses and superiors, but the entire film and television industry." Also: "I do this, not for my own joy, but for the benefit of the millions of people who ...STILL DON'T SEEM TO HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF ****ING CHARLIE SHEEN!" http://www.twitlonger.com/show/95jkj6
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03-08-2011, 12:00 AM	#2
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,456	This sounds more like an offer George Costanza would make!! Thank-you Jason Alexander for this much needed laugh!!
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catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	That...would be interesting.
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03-08-2011, 05:52 AM	#4
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	Actually if he was serious about the role I'd tune in to see that!
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