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Vince53 · 03-05-2011, 09:17 PM

All right, my wife made some fantastic chicken for tomorrow, but she left it out to cool. I walk into the kitchen, and the chicken starts calling my name. Minutes later, there is no longer any chicken. Who is to blame?

1) My wife, who knows I love chicken
2) The chicken, who seduced me with its wiles
3) Poor, innocent me, who just happened to walk through the kitchen

Elvis Fonzie Dean · 03-05-2011, 10:01 PM

You cheated on her. Not much different then if a hot naked chick was laying on your stove.

Vince53 · 03-05-2011, 10:39 PM

For Pete's sake, I didn't have an affair with the chicken.

Chad22 · 03-06-2011, 12:20 AM

Is Pete your son? I'm glad you chose to do the right thing for him.

Vince53 · 03-06-2011, 08:57 AM

My wife and I have always been faithful to each other.

But then, the chicken entered our happy home...

Vince53 · 03-06-2011, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean

You cheated on her. Not much different then if a hot naked chick was laying on your stove.

I hope she was laying eggs.

sh3k · 03-07-2011, 08:15 AM

The person who is involve in this whole situation is you,AND YOUR WIFE BLAMES YOU VERY RIGHT,YOU DONT HAVE THE DECENTCY TO NOT TO EAT THAT CHICKEN,IF SHE MADE OF TOMMOROW, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

Vince53 · 03-07-2011, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sh3k

The person who is involve in this whole situation is you,YOU DONT HAVE THE DECENTCY TO NOT TO EAT THAT CHICKEN,

Now hold on there. I was fully dressed and I did not do anything indecent to the chicken.

IF SHE MADE OF TOMMOROW, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

Whew! You scared me there. But I just checked, and my wife is not made of tommorow.

a.rusty.catheter · 03-07-2011, 11:38 AM

Are you sure? Have you had her tested for tomorrow?

Vince53 · 03-09-2011, 06:32 PM

I would like to report a major spiritual victory today. My wife had just finished baking two magnificent pieces of barbecued sauce flavored chicken and I took them out of the oven. I ate one piece, and then the other piece started calling my name.

I quickly took it to my wife so she could eat it before it was too late.

Am I cured?

MickeyMac · 03-09-2011, 07:22 PM

Another nut is loose I see.

Elvis Fonzie Dean · 03-09-2011, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince53

I would like to report a major spiritual victory today. My wife had just finished baking two magnificent pieces of barbecued sauce flavored chicken and I took them out of the oven. I ate one piece, and then the other piece started calling my name.

I quickly took it to my wife so she could eat it before it was too late.

Am I cured?

Nope.

Vince53 · 03-10-2011, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean

Nope.

Good. I was afraid I'd have to give up eating chicken.

Stormtracker TF · 03-10-2011, 07:59 PM

Oh man LOL

Vince53 · 03-10-2011, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormtracker TF

Oh man LOL

Stormtracker, let me explain. There is no situation so bad, nor is there any situation so good, that a good piece of chicken doesn't improve it.

03-05-2011, 09:17 PM	#1
Vince53 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 26, 2010 Location: Chapala, Mexico Posts: 492	Whose Fault is This? All right, my wife made some fantastic chicken for tomorrow, but she left it out to cool. I walk into the kitchen, and the chicken starts calling my name. Minutes later, there is no longer any chicken. Who is to blame? 1) My wife, who knows I love chicken 2) The chicken, who seduced me with its wiles 3) Poor, innocent me, who just happened to walk through the kitchen

03-05-2011, 10:01 PM	#2
Elvis Fonzie Dean Member Moderator Forum Star Join Date: Jan 02, 2003 Location: theUSofA Posts: 16,671	You cheated on her. Not much different then if a hot naked chick was laying on your stove.
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03-07-2011, 11:38 AM	#9
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03-10-2011, 07:59 PM	#14
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	Oh man LOL
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03-05-2011, 10:39 PM	#3
Vince53 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 26, 2010 Location: Chapala, Mexico Posts: 492	For Pete's sake, I didn't have an affair with the chicken.

03-06-2011, 12:20 AM	#4
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	Is Pete your son? I'm glad you chose to do the right thing for him.

03-06-2011, 08:57 AM	#5
Vince53 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 26, 2010 Location: Chapala, Mexico Posts: 492	My wife and I have always been faithful to each other. But then, the chicken entered our happy home...

03-07-2011, 08:15 AM	#7
sh3k Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 06, 2011 Posts: 400	The person who is involve in this whole situation is you,AND YOUR WIFE BLAMES YOU VERY RIGHT,YOU DONT HAVE THE DECENTCY TO NOT TO EAT THAT CHICKEN,IF SHE MADE OF TOMMOROW, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

03-09-2011, 06:32 PM	#10
Vince53 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 26, 2010 Location: Chapala, Mexico Posts: 492	I would like to report a major spiritual victory today. My wife had just finished baking two magnificent pieces of barbecued sauce flavored chicken and I took them out of the oven. I ate one piece, and then the other piece started calling my name. I quickly took it to my wife so she could eat it before it was too late. Am I cured?

03-09-2011, 07:22 PM	#11
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	Another nut is loose I see.