Have a Bloody Valentine's Day

[JamesG]

Have a Bloody Valentine's Day
by Alyse Wax
Feb. 8, 2011


Valentine's Day. Roses, chocolates, teddy bears, overpriced fancy dinners.
Kind of lame, right?

Check out our handpicked selection of gifts to ensure a bloody good Valentine's Day... and night.






For the Traditionalist: Barbed Wire Leather Rose





Not only will these roses last forever, they will attack anyone who tries to hurt them.









For a Quiet Dinner in the Crypt: Poizin Wine





"Wine to die for" that conveniently comes in its own coffin.









For your Literate Lover: Hungry for Love Zombie Romance Anthology





Vampire romance is so last century. Get hot n' bothered with zombie romance.









For Your Spicy Significant Other: Mexican Hot Chocolate Truffles





Chocolates, spiced with pepper, and decorated with skulls. Sounds sinful to me.









For the Scent-imentals: Crypt Perfume





For that fresh-from-the-grave scent that gets all the boys excited.









For the Romantic: Wedding Ring Coffin





Gives a new meaning to "'Til death do us part."









For the Safety-Minded: Vampire Condoms





Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you shouldn't be safe.










For Dessert: Zombie Lingerie





When dinner is over, adjourn to the coffin for a little... "dessert."

http://www.fearnet.com/news/b21675_h...tines_day.html

[MrCleveland]

Well...Don Cupid hasn't been to my door...again! So I'll just go to The Waterin' Hole (which is nearby) and hope they play this....