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Janice · 02-07-2011, 05:45 PM

I sent away for something and received this e-mail shipping confirmation. I laughed out loud. Very clever.

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Mail Order Shoppe Shipping Confirmation

<< THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE - DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL >>

We just wanted you to know your order has shipped from our fulfillment center.

Please note that your order may be shipped in more than one box; therefore it may not arrive on the same day.

Your product(s) have been gently taken from our cushiony shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your product(s) and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your product(s) into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire city of Las Vegas waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private Mail Order Shoppe jet.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at The Mail Order Shoppe. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back!

(Just kidding)

Thank you for shopping at The Mail Order Shoppe.

We look forward to serving you again. We are continually updating the shopping experience on the web, so come back and visit us soon!

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact our Customer Support Department at:

http://mailordershoppe.com/company/cs_contact.htm

Kind Regards,
The Mail Order Shoppe

browneyes106 · 02-07-2011, 05:59 PM

That's pretty cool and good way to liven the usual boring shipping confirmation emails.

Jessica · 02-07-2011, 06:22 PM

Haha, that's cool.^^

Marvo301 · 02-07-2011, 07:12 PM

That's a document you won't soon forget! And it will probably make you want to order from them again just to see what the next confirmation document will look like!

PZelda · 02-07-2011, 11:43 PM

Awwwwwww! That gave me such a silly visual, too. It's like a hush fell over the crowd when Mail Order Shoppe got your order. "Oh my gosh! We got an order from Janice! You know what this means! Nothing but the best for her!"

(if you don't mind my asking, what was it you ordered? Just so I can push this funny mental image I have going, even further.

)

Family Ties Forever! · 02-07-2011, 11:56 PM

That certainly would get my attention.

Janice · 02-08-2011, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PZelda

Awwwwwww! That gave me such a silly visual, too. It's like a hush fell over the crowd when Mail Order Shoppe got your order. "Oh my gosh! We got an order from Janice! You know what this means! Nothing but the best for her!"

(if you don't mind my asking, what was it you ordered? Just so I can push this funny mental image I have going, even further.

)

Allison, get ready to have your head explode.

https://www.easyfeetforme.com/

Schmoopie · 02-08-2011, 02:43 AM

That's too cute! Love it! I bet that made your day! I'd order from them again too!

ponytail · 02-08-2011, 06:32 AM

I liked that! That is a sign of a good company.

PZelda · 02-08-2011, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice

Allison, get ready to have your head explode.

https://www.easyfeetforme.com/

Oh man.

*THAT* being gingerly placed in a gold-lined box... Hee hee hee hee!

And getting the royal polish treatment... Okay, I need to stop here!

OH Nuts! · 02-08-2011, 08:17 PM

Glad you enjoyed it Janice! It's certainly not a run-of-the-mill email response.

sh3k · 03-07-2011, 07:22 PM

awww that is really cool.....hope to get such expirences in future

Dork · 03-07-2011, 11:45 PM

Haha, oh please!

02-07-2011, 05:45 PM	#1
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	A funny 'Shipping Confirmation' I received I sent away for something and received this e-mail shipping confirmation. I laughed out loud. Very clever. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Mail Order Shoppe Shipping Confirmation << THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE - DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL >> We just wanted you to know your order has shipped from our fulfillment center. Please note that your order may be shipped in more than one box; therefore it may not arrive on the same day. Your product(s) have been gently taken from our cushiony shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow. A team of 50 employees inspected your product(s) and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing. Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your product(s) into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy. We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire city of Las Vegas waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private Mail Order Shoppe jet. I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at The Mail Order Shoppe. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back! (Just kidding) Thank you for shopping at The Mail Order Shoppe. We look forward to serving you again. We are continually updating the shopping experience on the web, so come back and visit us soon! If you have any questions, please feel free to contact our Customer Support Department at: http://mailordershoppe.com/company/cs_contact.htm Kind Regards, The Mail Order Shoppe

02-07-2011, 07:12 PM	#4
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02-07-2011, 11:43 PM	#5
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	Awwwwwww! That gave me such a silly visual, too. It's like a hush fell over the crowd when Mail Order Shoppe got your order. "Oh my gosh! We got an order from Janice! You know what this means! Nothing but the best for her!" (if you don't mind my asking, what was it you ordered? Just so I can push this funny mental image I have going, even further. )
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02-07-2011, 11:56 PM	#6
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02-08-2011, 02:43 AM	#8
Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	That's too cute! Love it! I bet that made your day! I'd order from them again too!
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02-07-2011, 05:59 PM	#2
browneyes106 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 6,094	That's pretty cool and good way to liven the usual boring shipping confirmation emails.

02-07-2011, 06:22 PM	#3
Jessica Retro fan Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 09, 2007 Location: Sweden Posts: 9,034	Haha, that's cool.^^

02-08-2011, 06:32 AM	#9
ponytail Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 20, 2004 Location: In Happy, Healthy, Wealthyville Posts: 4,273	I liked that! That is a sign of a good company.

02-08-2011, 08:17 PM	#11
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Glad you enjoyed it Janice! It's certainly not a run-of-the-mill email response.

03-07-2011, 07:22 PM	#12
sh3k Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 06, 2011 Posts: 400	awww that is really cool.....hope to get such expirences in future

03-07-2011, 11:45 PM	#13
Dork Member Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 30, 2010 Posts: 591	Haha, oh please!