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MrCleveland · 02-06-2011, 09:33 AM

Of...Losses!

Someone call Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, or David Letterman to make a buttload of Cavs Jokes. 24 Losses in a Season...They REALLY are going to go to Seattle VERY shortly...or if the NBA gets contracted, I beg that The Cavs go on the chopping block!

Tweety · 02-06-2011, 09:33 PM

What they set (actually tied) was a record for the longest consecutive game losing streak in NBA history... Longest losing streaks ever are:

24 Cleveland Cavaliers December 20 2010 - February 5 2011

24 Cleveland Cavaliers March 19 - November 10 1982*

23 Vancouver Grizzlies February 16 - April 3 1996

23 Denver Nuggets December 9 1997 - January 24 1998

21 Detroit Pistons March 7 - October 25 1980*

20 Philadelphia 76ers January 9 - February 14 1973

20 New York Knicks March 23 - November 12 1985*

20 Dallas Mavericks November 13 - December 23 1993

20 Los Angeles Clippers April 18 - December 7 1994*

19 Philadelphia 76ers March 21 - November 11 1972*

19 San Diego Clippers March 11 - April 15 1982

19 Los Angeles Clippers December 30 1988 - February 8 1989

19 Dallas Mavericks February 6 - March 17 1993

19 Vancouver Grizzlies November 7 - December 15 1995

You'll notice that they tied their own record... but the previous 24 game streak ran over two seasons.

catlover79 · 02-06-2011, 10:30 PM

I don't really have anything to add except -

Man, we suck!

MrCleveland · 02-07-2011, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tweety

What they set (actually tied) was a record for the longest consecutive game losing streak in NBA history... Longest losing streaks ever are:

24 Cleveland Cavaliers December 20 2010 - February 5 2011

24 Cleveland Cavaliers March 19 - November 10 1982*

23 Vancouver Grizzlies February 16 - April 3 1996

23 Denver Nuggets December 9 1997 - January 24 1998

21 Detroit Pistons March 7 - October 25 1980*

20 Philadelphia 76ers January 9 - February 14 1973

20 New York Knicks March 23 - November 12 1985*

20 Dallas Mavericks November 13 - December 23 1993

20 Los Angeles Clippers April 18 - December 7 1994*

19 Philadelphia 76ers March 21 - November 11 1972*

19 San Diego Clippers March 11 - April 15 1982

19 Los Angeles Clippers December 30 1988 - February 8 1989

19 Dallas Mavericks February 6 - March 17 1993

19 Vancouver Grizzlies November 7 - December 15 1995

You'll notice that they tied their own record... but the previous 24 game streak ran over two seasons.

They'll break it...I'm VERY sure!

Schmoopie · 02-07-2011, 03:48 AM

Please! I hope they stay far away from Seattle! Our teams have been bad enough lately (except for the Seahawks!)!!

MrCleveland · 02-07-2011, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmoopie

Please! I hope they stay far away from Seattle! Our teams have been bad enough lately (except for the Seahawks!)!!

Well, if 4 teams had to be temporarily suspended...they should be the Hornets, Bobcats, Grizzlies, and Cavs. (Maybe The Clippers or Warriors or Kings).

MrCleveland · 02-08-2011, 08:07 AM

I mentioned this somewhere else and someone told me...

"STOP BITCHING ABOUT CLEVELAND SPORTS! EITHER LOOK ON THE BRIGHTER THINGS ABOUT OUR SPORTS...OR MOVE"! (What bright side, Cleveland Sports is the darkest it's ever been)!

Yeah...I'm thinking of moving to Detroit...they make Cleveland look like Pompeii...which is what Cleveland's going to be....

catlover79 · 02-08-2011, 11:59 AM

In the immortal words of Steve Urkel, we put the "ick" in pathetic!!!

MrCleveland · 02-09-2011, 10:56 PM

The Cavs Losses are NOW being a joke on twitter!

Now this is how the joke works....

#lasttimethetimecavswon TV had 3 Stations and something on!

catlover79 · 02-09-2011, 10:59 PM

Even with my bum knee, I think I could play better. Hey, I'd have a job, I'd get to travel...what have they got to lose?

MrCleveland · 02-10-2011, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

Even with my bum knee, I think I could play better. Hey, I'd have a job, I'd get to travel...what have they got to lose?

I thought of making a movie about The Cavs called "Basketball Jones" and I'd hope to have Drew Carey, Debra Jo Rupp, Maculy Culkin, and Charlie Murphy in this film. The plot is that The Cavs are sooooo bad, that they can't even get real players. So they get recruits to volunteer for The Cavs and one of the guys is James "Basketball" Jones, who once played on the 1990-1991 CSU Vikings!

Even Byron Scott is furious.

"We'll get a Championship Ring before LeBron Does"

...Mr. Gilbert...the only Ring you'll be getting is in your ears for your head!

catlover79 · 02-11-2011, 02:12 AM

^ Hey, I'd watch it.

MrCleveland · 02-11-2011, 11:09 AM

More than likely, "Basketball Jones" is going to be "Major League", but with a basketball...I also would like to have Charlie Sheen's brother Emilio Estevez in the film too....

catlover79 · 02-12-2011, 12:09 AM

The streak is over!! The Cavs beat the Clippers tonight at home.

Dork · 02-12-2011, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

The streak is over!! The Cavs beat the Clippers tonight at home.

I knew Cavaliers would defeat the Clippers, it was meant to happen since the Clippers suck

02-06-2011, 09:33 AM	#1
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02-06-2011, 09:33 PM	#2
Tweety Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 18, 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 6,804	What they set (actually tied) was a record for the longest consecutive game losing streak in NBA history... Longest losing streaks ever are: 24 Cleveland Cavaliers December 20 2010 - February 5 2011 24 Cleveland Cavaliers March 19 - November 10 1982* 23 Vancouver Grizzlies February 16 - April 3 1996 23 Denver Nuggets December 9 1997 - January 24 1998 21 Detroit Pistons March 7 - October 25 1980* 20 Philadelphia 76ers January 9 - February 14 1973 20 New York Knicks March 23 - November 12 1985* 20 Dallas Mavericks November 13 - December 23 1993 20 Los Angeles Clippers April 18 - December 7 1994* 19 Philadelphia 76ers March 21 - November 11 1972* 19 San Diego Clippers March 11 - April 15 1982 19 Los Angeles Clippers December 30 1988 - February 8 1989 19 Dallas Mavericks February 6 - March 17 1993 19 Vancouver Grizzlies November 7 - December 15 1995 You'll notice that they tied their own record... but the previous 24 game streak ran over two seasons.
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02-07-2011, 03:48 AM	#5
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02-08-2011, 08:07 AM	#7
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,235	I was right...The Cavs have hit a new low! I mentioned this somewhere else and someone told me... "STOP BITCHING ABOUT CLEVELAND SPORTS! EITHER LOOK ON THE BRIGHTER THINGS ABOUT OUR SPORTS...OR MOVE"! (What bright side, Cleveland Sports is the darkest it's ever been)! Yeah...I'm thinking of moving to Detroit...they make Cleveland look like Pompeii...which is what Cleveland's going to be....

02-08-2011, 11:59 AM	#8
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	In the immortal words of Steve Urkel, we put the "ick" in pathetic!!!

02-09-2011, 10:56 PM	#9
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,235	The Cavs Losses are NOW being a joke on twitter! Now this is how the joke works.... #lasttimethetimecavswon TV had 3 Stations and something on!

02-09-2011, 10:59 PM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Even with my bum knee, I think I could play better. Hey, I'd have a job, I'd get to travel...what have they got to lose?

02-11-2011, 02:12 AM	#12
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	^ Hey, I'd watch it.

02-11-2011, 11:09 AM	#13
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,235	More than likely, "Basketball Jones" is going to be "Major League", but with a basketball...I also would like to have Charlie Sheen's brother Emilio Estevez in the film too....

02-12-2011, 12:09 AM	#14
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	The streak is over!! The Cavs beat the Clippers tonight at home.